What's Your Name?

Posted by: Plodd

What's Your Name? - Wed Sep 29 2010 11:46 AM

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute to figure out and post your new name.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humour...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, post it in this thread.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
'r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
'u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
'r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
'u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
'r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
'u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George Clooney’s new name is: Fluffy Frickenbrains.

Remember that children laugh on average 146 times a day; adults laugh on average 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

I hope you enjoy your new name!
Posted by: Plodd

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Sep 29 2010 11:47 AM

My name is Goober Pottysniffer. How do you do?
Posted by: Jennings

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Sep 29 2010 12:11 PM

Nice to meet you Goober.

My name is Dorky Pottysquirt.
Posted by: Plodd

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Sep 29 2010 12:21 PM

I see we belong to the same Potty family laugh
Posted by: gillimalta

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Sep 29 2010 12:38 PM

Boobie Wafflehump, at your service!
Posted by: rossian

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Sep 29 2010 12:51 PM

I seem to be Sleezy Dippinhead, which doesn't sound altogether wholesome.
Posted by: Plodd

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Sep 29 2010 12:55 PM

Nice to meetcha both smilee

I wonder whether there are any other members belonging to the Wafflehump and Dippinhead clans?
Posted by: veronikkamarrz

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Sep 29 2010 01:05 PM

Like it or not, my new name is: Liver Chucklesniffer.:o Lovely meeting you all.
Posted by: Jennings

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Sep 29 2010 01:15 PM

I like it Liver.
Posted by: knud77

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Sep 29 2010 01:33 PM

Fluffy Dippindoodle here.
Posted by: Plodd

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Sep 29 2010 01:39 PM

Are you any relation to the Dippinhead's from Merseyside? tongue
Posted by: postcards2go

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Sep 29 2010 02:23 PM

Stinky Pottybrains has arrived smile
Posted by: JaneMarple

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Sep 29 2010 02:33 PM

Well my screen name seems to be - Sloopy dippin doodle which is fine smilee
But my real name - Tootsie Gorilla butt - oh dear! blush

grin
Posted by: george48

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Sep 29 2010 03:56 PM

Dorfus FarkleTush at your service.
Posted by: tezza1551

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Sep 29 2010 04:53 PM

Hi ! I'm Dorfus Chickensprinkles. Lovely to meet you all smile
Posted by: mehaul

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Sep 29 2010 05:07 PM

I found a nickname too! I'm Goober "Crupton" Dippindunkin presenting himself. According to the use of Goober Dippindunkin, I'm also (OIP) Fluffy Farklebiscuits. which leads to (UAR) Dipsy Dippindoodle which leads to AKA ...(so many passports)

I guess one named people like me and Cher have to settle for being Farcus and Crusty?
Posted by: Copago

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Sep 29 2010 07:18 PM

Boobie Battydunkin laugh
Posted by: guitargoddess

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Sep 29 2010 07:22 PM

Crusty Pottysniffer.

Lovely. lol
Posted by: Taesma

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Sep 29 2010 07:41 PM

Tootsie Farklebiscuits checking in. smile

Not too awful. I can deal with Tootsie since that's what my Dad called me. grin
Posted by: mountaingoat

Re: What's Your Name? - Thu Sep 30 2010 02:18 AM

Crusty Pottytush no relation to the Pottysniffers thank you very much.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: What's Your Name? - Thu Sep 30 2010 06:44 AM

Greetings from Fluffy Gizzardhump!
Posted by: jonnowales

Re: What's Your Name? - Thu Sep 30 2010 07:51 AM

Sloopy Picklebutt has arrived! smile
Posted by: strudi74

Re: What's Your Name? - Thu Sep 30 2010 08:28 AM

Good meeting all of you, I'm Goober Dippindunkin.
Posted by: strudi74

Re: What's Your Name? - Thu Sep 30 2010 08:30 AM

I just realised I have the same name as mehaul- does that make us closely related family?
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: What's Your Name? - Thu Sep 30 2010 10:16 AM

And g'day from Boobie Chucklelips laugh
Posted by: stablelady

Re: What's Your Name? - Thu Sep 30 2010 01:03 PM


Good evening from Snickle Hamsterlips, you know some of you people have the most ridiculous names grin
Posted by: ClaraSue

Re: What's Your Name? - Thu Sep 30 2010 09:23 PM

Late in checking in, but Snooty Chickendoodle is here! grin
Posted by: ren33

Re: What's Your Name? - Thu Sep 30 2010 09:34 PM

Dorfus Dippindoodle has a great ring to it I think
Posted by: mehaul

Re: What's Your Name? - Fri Oct 01 2010 12:23 AM

Strudi:
I should have copyrighted the name, but Crupton for me will do. You can be Goober
Posted by: Snowman

Re: What's Your Name? - Sat Oct 02 2010 12:05 AM

I'm Tootsie Rhinobrains

I'm pretty sure that, at some point in my life, someone has called me that.
Posted by: MomOf2

Re: What's Your Name? - Tue Oct 05 2010 10:17 AM

I am Boobie Chickentush. Really, the name says it all...
Posted by: stablelady

Re: What's Your Name? - Tue Oct 05 2010 12:49 PM

Originally Posted By: MomOf2
I am Boobie Chickentush. Really, the name says it all...



Hmmm, big chest and feathers up the rear end I take it grin
Posted by: martin_cube

Re: What's Your Name? - Sun Oct 10 2010 02:59 PM

It would appear that I'm Dorfus Dippinfrack. Can't wait to see my new passport photo.
Posted by: tsunamicharly

Re: What's Your Name? - Sun Oct 10 2010 08:10 PM

Snickle Chuckleboob says, "Hello."
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: What's Your Name? - Thu Nov 04 2010 06:23 PM

Mine is Sleezy Battybrains cool
Posted by: wahmad

Re: What's Your Name? - Mon Nov 22 2010 09:07 AM

Captain Underpants eh?
Posted by: wahmad

Re: What's Your Name? - Mon Nov 22 2010 09:08 AM

snikle likin shorts is exactly "finger lickin good"
Posted by: GuruOfTrivia

Re: What's Your Name? - Mon Nov 29 2010 03:59 PM

Yikes! It seems my name is Sloopy PottyToosh!
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: What's Your Name? - Tue Nov 30 2010 10:58 AM

I seem to be related to Knud77 and Ren33 as I am Cheesey Dippindoodle
Posted by: midsomerval

Re: What's Your Name? - Tue Nov 30 2010 11:34 AM

I appear to be Sneezy Bubbletush! I think it suits me! wink
Posted by: joecali

Re: What's Your Name? - Sat Jan 01 2011 08:00 PM

Jose.
Posted by: fredsixties

Re: What's Your Name? - Sat Jan 01 2011 11:29 PM

I somehow became CrustyFarkleChunks..
Posted by: Trigger7

Re: What's Your Name? - Sat Jan 01 2011 11:39 PM

Booby Frickin Lips at your Service -So Silly, but Kinda Fun!
Posted by: Gees63

Re: What's Your Name? - Mon Jan 03 2011 08:37 PM

Snickle SnickleButt could be worse
Posted by: david1975

Re: What's Your Name? - Tue Jan 04 2011 10:22 PM

My name is Sneezy Dippinshorts
Posted by: loba77e

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Jan 05 2011 01:10 AM

mine is goober frankletush lol
Posted by: wayman71

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Jan 05 2011 07:40 AM

Dinky Farkletush Jr. Could be worse I guess:)
Posted by: sadie2302

Re: What's Your Name? - Fri Jan 07 2011 06:39 PM

Any other Frickentushes here? I'm long-lost cousin, Snooty.

Good post!
Posted by: Bruyere

Re: What's Your Name? - Sat Jan 08 2011 12:14 AM

Snickle Chuckleface but I married a Picklelips.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: What's Your Name? - Sun Jan 09 2011 05:08 AM

Silly Mama! Named me Crusty Dippinhonker the III!
Posted by: Fiskegrej

Re: What's Your Name? - Tue Jan 25 2011 01:28 PM

Fluffy Waffle Chunks has arrived:P
Posted by: Ballykissangel

Re: What's Your Name? - Tue Feb 15 2011 07:27 AM

Liver Gizzardbutt now on the scene...hmmmm, what was my mother thinking?
Posted by: szabs

Re: What's Your Name? - Sat Feb 19 2011 10:45 AM

Cheesey Girdlebutt, nice to meet you all.
Posted by: Ballykissangel

Re: What's Your Name? - Sun Feb 20 2011 04:56 PM

A pleasure, Cheesey wink
Posted by: golfmom08

Re: What's Your Name? - Sun Feb 20 2011 10:12 PM

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Sloopy Dippinchunks. I have had a great time with this name game and have laughed myself silly. Thanks for a great ending to my day!
Posted by: dsimpy

Re: What's Your Name? - Mon Feb 21 2011 05:55 AM

Depending on whether I use the English or Irish Gaelic version of my name, I'm Dorky Dippinface or Sneezy Farklechunks.

Mmmm ... which do I prefer? confused
Posted by: momneedsanity

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Apr 11 2012 01:13 PM

my new name is Goober Wafflelips!
Posted by: bloodandsand

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Apr 11 2012 02:17 PM

And I'm Sneezy Snicklebrains
Posted by: george48

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Apr 11 2012 05:17 PM

Dorfus Farkletush wink
Posted by: golfmom08

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Apr 11 2012 05:31 PM

Sloopy Battychunks is in the house!
Posted by: Tori_2s

Re: What's Your Name? - Wed Apr 11 2012 05:36 PM

I'm Goober Battyshorts

I counted 4 "Goobers" before me. That must have been a popular name the year we were born. wink
Posted by: MikeMaster99

Re: What's Your Name? - Thu Apr 12 2012 12:32 AM

Make that 5 'Goobers' - I'm Goober Gizzardbutt.....
Heaven help me if my students catch on to that one :-)
Posted by: bitterlyold

Re: What's Your Name? - Thu Apr 12 2012 08:46 PM

Fluffy Dippinfrack iz in da howze!
Posted by: authorspalace

Re: What's Your Name? - Sat Apr 21 2012 11:19 AM

My name's dorfus dippinpants.
Posted by: C30

Re: What's Your Name? - Mon Apr 30 2012 02:33 PM

another of the "Potty" family at your service:-

Dinky Pottysquirt

I hope it is not as "rude" as it sounds. Lol
Posted by: sisterseagull

Re: What's Your Name? - Mon Apr 30 2012 03:14 PM

Crusty Dippinsniffer..... Sounds awful!
Posted by: playmate1111

Re: What's Your Name? - Mon Apr 30 2012 07:49 PM

Dorfus Dippindoodle at your service wink
Posted by: Calpurnia09

Re: What's Your Name? - Tue Jul 17 2012 07:02 AM

G'day Boobie. I'm Snooty Chickenbutt. I do think a bigger animal would have been more appropriate.
Posted by: kaddarsgirl

Re: What's Your Name? - Tue Jul 17 2012 07:59 AM

Hi, I'm Dorfus Dippinsniffer. Must be related to sisterseagull, the only other Dippinsniffer...
Posted by: Chavs

Re: What's Your Name? - Tue Jul 17 2012 12:18 PM

I'm Goober Dippindoodle. That's why I had to give up the catering business.
Posted by: Jazmee27

Re: What's Your Name? - Fri Sep 14 2012 03:39 PM

dinky Snickledoodle here.

My branch of the family contains the following nam es: sloopy (matriarch); snickle (great-matriarch); goober (uncle)—and that’s just close family!

Out of curiosity, I checked out some characters from my stories:
[Two twins and a younger cousin] Cheesey, Dorfus and Farcus Pottytush;
[One of Tiffany’s three characters] Crusty Gizzardbutt;
[mother and child] Sloopy and Dorfus Dippinsniffer;
[two brothers and a sister] Sneezy, Dorfus and Crusty Dippinchunks;
[Another of Tiffany’s characters] Snickle Battyface;
Posted by: kaddarsgirl

Re: What's Your Name? - Fri Sep 14 2012 03:46 PM

Originally Posted By: Jazmee27
[mother and child] Sloopy and Dorfus Dippinsniffer


Stole my name. I'm Dorfus Dippinsniffer!
Posted by: Jazmee27

Re: What's Your Name? - Fri Sep 14 2012 04:18 PM

Originally Posted By: kaddarsgirl
Originally Posted By: Jazmee27
[mother and child] Sloopy and Dorfus Dippinsniffer


Stole my name. I'm Dorfus Dippinsniffer!

It would seem names are bound to be repeated sometimes.
Posted by: Popoki_Iti

Re: What's Your Name? - Mon Sep 17 2012 10:15 PM

Tootsie Dippin-Hiney here!