50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2

Posted by: SOTHC

50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Sep 18 2012 05:18 PM

Original instructions:
Quote:
We have just lost one of the old chains so here is a new one. You have to provide lines that would suit the chorus of the Paul Simon song "50 Ways to leave your lover". Part of the correct chorus is as folows:-
"You Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free"

Just add one line ending with a persons first name in alphabetical order explaining the way or reason why you are leaving.



The last few entries

You threw my favourite shoes in the bin, Quinn.

You're too fond of whisky and soda, Rhoda.

You are such a dodgy dealer, Sheila
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Sep 19 2012 03:42 AM

I've fallen in love with Freddie, Teddy.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Sep 19 2012 06:08 AM

I cannot stand your endless playing of records by Bing Crosby, the Crooner, Una.
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Sep 19 2012 10:47 AM

I'm driving away in my Mini, Vinnie.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Sep 19 2012 11:47 AM

I've gotten all your valuables out of the vault, Walt!
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Sep 19 2012 12:03 PM

I'm off to sail the Seven Seas, Xerxes.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Sep 19 2012 12:06 PM

You're much, much too fancy, Yancy.
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Sep 19 2012 12:43 PM

You fail to light my fire, Zebadiah
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Sep 19 2012 12:51 PM

Because our life together has been utter madness, Agnes.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Sep 19 2012 01:20 PM

Your appearance has lost all its splendour, Brenda.
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Sep 19 2012 02:35 PM

You're such a patience tester, Chester.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Sep 19 2012 04:21 PM

Because your behaviour has become totally lawless, Dolores
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Sep 19 2012 04:40 PM

Because you're always wearing that hideous souwester, Esther.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Sep 19 2012 06:20 PM

I'll give you one hour to pack up and get off my land, Ferdinand.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 20 2012 03:42 AM

You're utterly insane, Germaine.
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 20 2012 04:30 AM

Oops it looks like the capital letter H doesn't occur in the Virginian Alphabet so I shall add one to keep us on track.

You have spent all of my money, Honey

You're as crooked as the Tower of Pisa, Isa.
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 20 2012 04:34 AM

I"ve got me a Chrysler, it's as big as a whale, and I'm heading for the Love Shack, Jack.
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 20 2012 05:15 AM

You're more anxious than a mother hen, Ken.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 20 2012 06:18 AM

You're such a miser, Liza.
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 20 2012 06:20 AM

You're such a little tyke, Mike.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 20 2012 06:46 AM

You behave so battily, Natalie.
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 20 2012 10:54 AM

You drink too much, you've even got a still, Orville!
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 20 2012 11:37 AM

You're always listening to heavy metal, Petal
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 20 2012 03:00 PM

You are a meanie for telling everyone that my manhood is teeny weeny, Queenie
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 20 2012 03:19 PM

You drink all my whisky and soda, Rhoda.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 20 2012 04:11 PM

You will never give up all that boozin', Susan
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 20 2012 04:54 PM

You bring me nothing but distress, Tess.
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 20 2012 05:59 PM

Our love is just a carcass on a pyre, Uriah.
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 20 2012 06:11 PM

You don't race like Diesel and win, Vin.
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 20 2012 08:16 PM

I saw you ogling that trampy trolley dolly, Wally.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Sep 21 2012 03:08 PM

I wish I'd never seen ya, Xenia.
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Sep 21 2012 05:36 PM

Your golf game is hopeless and you scored another bogey, Yogi.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sat Sep 22 2012 04:33 AM

Your clothes are much too showy, Zoë.
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sat Sep 22 2012 09:51 PM

Yo're far too shabby, Abby.
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sat Sep 22 2012 10:09 PM

You're not as pretty as Martha, Bertha
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sat Sep 22 2012 10:11 PM

I'm leaving on a jet plane Blaine.
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Sep 23 2012 12:28 AM

With lights and sirens, I'm off on a fire truck, Chuck.
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Sep 23 2012 02:11 AM

Your bedroom smells like a rabbit warren, Darren.
Posted by: StarfishTwo

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Sep 23 2012 08:32 AM

Your clothes need to be dry cleaned, Eileen
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Sep 23 2012 10:14 AM

I think that you have infected me with the dreaded lurgy, Fergie
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Sep 23 2012 02:10 PM

My bags are packed and I don't plan to tarry, Gary.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Sep 23 2012 02:38 PM

Your sexually transmitted sores are beginning to fester, Hester
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Sep 23 2012 03:32 PM

You're too jittery and jivey, Ivy
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Sep 23 2012 05:44 PM

You were seen with Bernice, Janice.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Sep 24 2012 02:12 AM

You have been texting someone slyly, Kyleigh
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Sep 24 2012 02:30 AM

You live in hell, Lionel.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Sep 24 2012 03:38 AM

Your new nose looks silly bent, Millicent
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Sep 24 2012 05:04 AM

Life with you is sheer hell, Nell.
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Sep 24 2012 05:24 AM

You are not Orlando, Othello.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Sep 24 2012 05:53 AM

Because you keep getting caught stalking Ben Stiller, Priscilla.
Posted by: StarfishTwo

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Sep 24 2012 08:57 AM

We have been evicted because you failed to send the rent in, Quentin.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Sep 24 2012 01:56 PM

I have decided to move in with my boss, Ross.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Sep 24 2012 03:13 PM

All you do is nitpick and quibble, Sibyl.
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Sep 24 2012 11:36 PM

I'm leaving you for a Pom, Tom.
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Sep 25 2012 12:40 AM

You stole my blanket and made me catch pneumonia, Ursula.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Sep 25 2012 04:40 AM

You're such a sarcastic sneerer, Vera.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Sep 25 2012 05:45 AM

Because I keep getting attacked by your pet armadillo, Willow
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Sep 25 2012 06:14 AM

Because you look like a gander, Xander.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Sep 25 2012 06:39 AM

It's those horrible rubber knickers you leave on, Yvonne
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Sep 25 2012 06:46 AM

You're not as pretty as Imelda Zelda.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Sep 25 2012 07:04 AM

You're so bad-tempered and crabby, Abbie.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Sep 26 2012 06:04 AM

You try to look all dressy but end up looking messy, Bessie.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Sep 26 2012 07:20 AM

I've met a much prettier girl in Rio, Cleo.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Sep 26 2012 07:58 PM

Your feet just smell all shooy, Dewy.
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Sep 26 2012 08:31 PM

You're putting on a bit of weight around your pelvis, Elvis.
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Sep 26 2012 10:28 PM

You always forget that fire can burn, Fern.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 27 2012 01:18 AM

You're even uglier than your Dad is, Gladys.
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 27 2012 01:42 AM

You always fail math when you try to calculate a ratio, Horatio.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 27 2012 06:02 AM

Your heckling ruined my scene, Irene.
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 27 2012 06:17 AM

You don't know anything about Germany, Jeremy.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 27 2012 07:02 AM

You've put on too much weight, Kate.
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 27 2012 08:22 AM

I can't stand your sister Florence, Lawrence.
Posted by: StarfishTwo

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 27 2012 09:29 AM

You gave me gonorrhea, Medea
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 27 2012 10:10 AM

Your language is obscene, Noreen.
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 27 2012 04:21 PM

I'm off to the Antarctic with Douglas Mawson, Orson.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Sep 27 2012 04:29 PM

The time has come for me to scram, Pam.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Sep 28 2012 03:25 AM

You could not have been meaner, Quintina.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Sep 28 2012 05:47 AM

Your sister is much sweeter, Rita.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Sep 28 2012 08:56 AM

You are such a boozy floozy,Susie.
Posted by: StarfishTwo

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Sep 28 2012 09:53 AM

Turns out you're just a cad, Tad.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Sep 28 2012 11:31 AM

You're too much of an attention-seeker, Ulrica.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Sep 28 2012 11:35 AM

I hate you, I cannot say it any clearer, Vera.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Sep 28 2012 01:20 PM

You haven't been home in a decade, Wade.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Sep 28 2012 04:49 PM

You would tax the satirical powers of Tom Lehrer, Xaviera.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Sep 28 2012 04:55 PM

You are far too bandy, Yolande.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sat Sep 29 2012 04:03 AM

All you do is try to annoy, Zoy.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sat Sep 29 2012 06:32 AM

Because you have been found guilty, fifteen times for slander,Alexandra.
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sat Sep 29 2012 07:09 AM

You tossed my friends in a furnace, Beatrice.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sat Sep 29 2012 08:10 AM

You drink booze by the barrel, Carol.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sat Sep 29 2012 08:30 AM

Drinking with your mate Carol makes your days hazy, Daisie
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sat Sep 29 2012 10:40 AM

All you do is nag and pester, Esther.
Posted by: StarfishTwo

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sat Sep 29 2012 10:45 AM

I'm moving to Paris, Ferris.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sat Sep 29 2012 12:10 PM

Life with you is sheer murder, Gerda.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sat Sep 29 2012 12:30 PM

You spend too much time with Cal, Hal.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Sep 30 2012 01:12 AM

Your violent temper means I am living in fear, India.
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Sep 30 2012 03:27 AM

You keep eating un-Narnian food like haggis, Jadis.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Sep 30 2012 04:40 AM

I don't like your huge beer belly, Kelly.
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Sep 30 2012 05:14 AM

When you hear a joke you get huffy, Murphy.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Sep 30 2012 05:42 AM

You fill me with horror, Nora.
Posted by: tjoebigham

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Sep 30 2012 06:00 AM

:(You just don't know how to give, Olive.

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Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Sep 30 2012 06:30 AM

Whenever you're beaten you bleat, Preet.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Sep 30 2012 06:52 AM

You drank up all my martini, Queenie.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Sep 30 2012 10:41 AM

You paid somebody to push me under train, Raine
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Sep 30 2012 10:53 AM

You made me look so pale and drawn, Sean.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Sep 30 2012 03:37 PM

You have this horrible pixie smell, Trixiebell
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Sep 30 2012 05:56 PM

My perfect reputation you did mar, Umar.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Oct 01 2012 02:27 AM

You lecture me like a professor, Vanessa.
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Oct 01 2012 03:15 AM

You always leave things in a mess, Wes.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Oct 01 2012 08:19 AM

If you'll pack your bags and get out you will be doing me a great big favor, Xavier.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Oct 01 2012 03:20 PM

You treat me like a has been, Yasmeen
Posted by: triviaking162

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Oct 01 2012 07:00 PM

I don't want you back, Zach.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Oct 02 2012 02:23 AM

You always betray me, Amy.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Oct 02 2012 06:30 AM

Your demeanor is just too silly, Billy.
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Oct 02 2012 06:47 AM

You stood me up on our first date, Cate.
Posted by: StarfishTwo

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Oct 02 2012 11:43 AM

You treat me like your slave, Dave.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Oct 02 2012 01:04 PM

You tried to drag me into your crystal meth hell, Ethel.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Oct 02 2012 01:16 PM

The police are after you with warrants, Florence.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Oct 02 2012 01:20 PM

I cannot keep up with you after that orgy, Georgie.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Oct 02 2012 03:09 PM

You drive me mad playing the ukulele, Hayley.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Oct 03 2012 08:33 AM

I'm telling you to go take a hike, Ike.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Oct 03 2012 01:25 PM

Your beauty has begun to fade, Jade.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Oct 03 2012 03:52 PM

When I want sex you say you are too weary, Kiri.
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Oct 03 2012 04:48 PM

The thought of you makes me puke, Luke.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Oct 03 2012 05:10 PM

You keep trying to poke my tortoise out of his shell, Michelle.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Oct 04 2012 02:54 AM

You're always singing rock 'n' roll, Nicole.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Oct 04 2012 09:22 AM

My dislike of you just keeps on growing, Owen.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Oct 04 2012 10:45 AM

You've grown very scatty, Patti.
Posted by: StarfishTwo

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Oct 04 2012 12:15 PM

Your eyebrows are too squiggly, Quigley.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Oct 04 2012 01:20 PM

Your drug abuse counsellor wants you to phone her, Ramona.
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Oct 05 2012 07:19 AM

You only eat green eggs and Spam, Sam.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Oct 05 2012 10:45 AM

You use too much mascara, Tara.
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Oct 05 2012 05:21 PM

Let's face it Mr Pendragon, you could be couther, Uther.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sat Oct 06 2012 04:26 PM

You are never satisified and always picky, Vicky.
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sat Oct 06 2012 10:44 PM

I'm running faster than Usain Bolt, Walt.
Posted by: ASA

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Oct 07 2012 12:37 AM

You leave me sighin -Xion
Posted by: StarfishTwo

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Oct 07 2012 02:11 AM

You've gotten too big to fit in my Honda, Yolanda.
Posted by: ASA

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Oct 07 2012 02:19 AM

You ate the last yowie, Zoe
Posted by: StarfishTwo

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Oct 07 2012 02:24 AM

It's simply time you made your departure, Archer.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Oct 07 2012 07:36 AM

You're full of rancour, Bianca.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Oct 07 2012 11:53 AM

You trained your pet bird to be an attack parrot and now I have a clawed ear, Claudia.
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Oct 07 2012 04:22 PM

I'm off to sea! I'm joining the navy, Davey.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Oct 07 2012 08:07 PM

I'm tired of you keeping all the covers on your side of the bed, Ed.
Posted by: Tizzabelle

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Oct 08 2012 12:53 AM

I'm a simple soul and you're far too grand, Ferdinand.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Oct 08 2012 06:00 AM

I just don't like your pet ferret, Garret.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Oct 08 2012 12:41 PM

How more times will you appear at the Old Bailey, Hailey?
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Oct 08 2012 04:27 PM

The time has come to say farewell, Isabel.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Oct 08 2012 04:36 PM

I have a long list of men you have been seen nude with, Judith.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Oct 09 2012 04:03 PM

Your responsibilities you always shirk, Kirk.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Oct 09 2012 04:28 PM

You have been having an affair with the cobbler since you had that loose heel Lucille
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Oct 10 2012 05:16 AM

My new love is coming for me tonight when it gets dark, Mark.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Oct 10 2012 11:52 AM

Because you are dating that pervert flasher, Natasha.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Oct 11 2012 02:48 AM

You've lost all your sex appeal, Odile.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Oct 11 2012 04:46 AM

Your rowdy ways make my skin crawl, Paul.
Posted by: Jazmee27

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sat Oct 13 2012 07:09 PM

Your eyes wandered in Trenton, Quentin.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Oct 15 2012 06:13 AM

I wish you'd leave me in peace, Reese.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Oct 15 2012 06:39 AM

I cannot forgive you for your 'Down with the Jews' banner, Susanna
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Oct 15 2012 08:33 AM

Sorry but your recent actions tell me you are hell-bent, Trent.
Posted by: TabbyTom

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Oct 19 2012 01:56 AM

You couldn't possibly be any duller, Ulla.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Oct 19 2012 11:39 AM

You tried to cut of my p...., Venus.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Oct 19 2012 12:57 PM

I am calling our relationship to a halt, Walt.
Posted by: zippolover

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Nov 16 2012 02:35 PM

You are no longer my fancy, Xanthe
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Nov 18 2012 11:26 AM

I am allergic to all that make up you leave on, Yvonne
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Nov 27 2012 09:16 PM

Pack your things and don't come back, Zack!
Posted by: zippolover

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Nov 29 2012 04:51 PM

My feelings for you never grew, Andrew
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Nov 30 2012 07:20 AM

You burnt my collection of navel fluff to a cinder, Belinda
Posted by: Mariamir

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Nov 30 2012 07:24 AM

You destroyed my beautiful beryl, Ceryl.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Nov 30 2012 02:19 PM

You're just not my man, Dan.
Posted by: zippolover

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Nov 30 2012 02:51 PM

I am moving out west, Earnest
Posted by: George95

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Jan 29 2013 09:32 AM

I'm sick of seeing that red fedora, Flora.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Jan 30 2013 06:48 AM

With you I never again want to be seen, Gene.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Feb 05 2013 10:59 AM

Your odd sex demands kept giving me a hernia, Hibernia
Posted by: StarfishTwo

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Feb 05 2013 02:39 PM

You're starting to look like Elvira, Ira (and it's not a good look for a man).
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Feb 05 2013 03:37 PM

You're just no longer my honey, Johnny.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Feb 06 2013 06:30 AM

When it comes to alcohol, you are always thirsty, Kirstie.
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sat Feb 09 2013 07:31 PM

When I look at you I no longer like what I see, Lee.
Posted by: ren33

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Feb 26 2013 10:54 PM

Life wasn't a stroll in the park,Mark.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Feb 27 2013 06:10 AM

Since you have gained 100lbs, you are no longer adorable,Norabelle
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Thu Mar 07 2013 10:28 AM

Every time you speak it's like wind blowin', Owen.
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Fri Mar 08 2013 04:38 AM

I am fed up with your sexual inertia, Persia
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Mar 11 2013 06:04 AM

You are just plain mean, Queen!
Posted by: ren33

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Mar 11 2013 06:19 AM

I want to run like hell ,Raquel.
Posted by: StarfishTwo

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Mon Mar 11 2013 08:16 AM

You've got a lot of gall, Saul
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Mar 12 2013 07:32 AM

Because you keep hitting my tender bits with your knee, Tawney
Posted by: ren33

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Mar 12 2013 08:02 AM

Because you didn't leave sooner,Una
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Mar 13 2013 03:50 AM

I want you to leave me absolutely alone, Vaughn
Posted by: SOTHC

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Wed Mar 13 2013 04:09 AM

Because your language couldn't be more obscener, Wilhelmina
Posted by: szabs

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Sun Apr 07 2013 11:27 AM

Because you were not my saviour, Xavier
Posted by: MadMartha

Re: 50 Ways or reasons to leave your lover - Part 2 - Tue Apr 09 2013 08:13 PM

You're just way too fancy, Yancy.