From: Boynton Beach joinmygroup
Subject: Do not join this team (FLAKES)

10 members have been hospitalized with side ruptures. 6 are now undergoing brain transplants after we drained their previous ones dry. You have to wear size 5.5 shoes while attending our meetings. The membership renewal process is banned in Boston. To put it bluntly we are quite FLAKESy.
Following the guidelines stated above, we do not deprecate other teams. We have our own faults and are quite amused with them. We play with ourselves (quite often in fact). So, go away, leave us alone. Unless you are willing to be part of a sinister experiment....