I Always Wanted To...

15 Points Per Correct Answer - No time limit  

1. I always wanted to be a _______, but I didn't have the balls. What did I want to be? Magician Fire eater Juggler Tightrope walker

2. I always wanted to store my spices in the Middle East, but I didn't have ____. Which country goes in the gap? Jordan Pakistan Iraq Iran

3. I always wanted to be a banker, but I lost ________. What goes in the blank that stopped me from being a banker? Interest Withdrawals Deposits Mortgages

4. I always wanted to build a _______, but I was two-tyred. What object did I always want to build? Tricycle Car Van Truck

5. I always wanted to win a _____ competition, but the other team always won by a long shot. At what type of competition did I keep losing? Athletics Curling Skiing Rifle

6. I always wanted to be a food taster, but I had too much on my _____. Hmm, just what goes in the blank? Plate Saucer Bowl Cup

7. I always wanted to buy a book on _______, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me. A book on which subject would not help me? Coffee tables Trains Linguistics Phobias

8. I always wanted to invest in a funeral company, but it's a _____ industry. What completes the pun? Living Dying Dull Bright

9. I always wanted to look for my missing _____, but I could never find the time. What did I lose? Watch Cat Pencil Key

10. I always wanted to be a ___ dancer, but I kept falling into the sink. What type of dancer did I always want to be? Ballet Hip-hop Tap Break