1. Who said the following: "I never knew my father - my mother only knew him fairly briefly."? Patsy Edina Bubble Bo

2. Who said the following: "All my friends are gay darling. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GAY!"? Edina Bubble Saffron Patsy

3. Finish this zippy one-liner from "Menopause": "Hi, I'm Patsy Stone, and I hope you're wearing..." Chanel couture nicotine patches thick pants no panties

4. In the episode "Poor", who does Eddy think should be taxed? men celebrities old women stupid people

5. In the episode "Paris", Patsy says, "I think the photographer really caught something." What does Saffy say she thinks the photographer caught? a horrible picture of an old hag gonorrhea chlamydia syphilis

6. In the episode "Fear", Bubble says she is hopeless with all of the following except: faces people names remembering

7. In "The Last Shout" Bo asks, "Am I amongst friends?". What is Eddy's reply? Who are you? No! Are you ever? Do you have any?

8. In the episode "Fashion", Edina says to Saffy, "Look at Mummy, darling. Do I need surgery?". Saffy replies: yes...have someone pull your head out of your rear yes...have some lipo done yes...get your mouth sewn up yes...get some fat sucked out of you

9. In the episode "Morocco", Edina asks Patsy if she's eaten anything. Patsy's reply is, "No, not since..." 1975 1969 1973 1971

10. From the episode "Fat", Edina says, "In zen terms we are all just molecules. There's no difference between me and the table, me and a tree, me and Madonna..." To which Saffron replies, "Except you have a..." bigger mouth fatter bottom fatter head bigger aura