Fancy A Quotation Challenge?

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1. Who said,'Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs'? Peter Falk John Carpenter Stephen King Alfred Hitchcock

2. Who said,'We're gonna sell you this seat, but you're only going to use the edge of it'? Martin Scorsese Clive Barker Steven Spielberg Quentin Tarantino

3. Who said,'Some of my best leading men have been horses and dogs'? Dame Julie Andrews Dame Judi Dench Dame Elizabeth Taylor Dame Edith Evans

4. Who said,'The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo'? Richard Attenborough Rolf Harris Desmond Morris David Attenborough

5. Who said,'There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded'? Germaine Greer Mae West Diana,Princess of Wales Zsa Zsa Gabor

6. Who said,'I always say, keep a diary and some day it'll keep you'? Marilyn Monroe Mae West Anne Frank Samuel Pepys

7. Who said, 'There are three things that my brother Chico is always on; a phone, a horse or a broad'? Harpo Marx Groucho Marx Zeppo Marx Karl Marx

8. Who said,'A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it'? Bob Hope John Paul Getty Woody Allen Donald Trump

9. Who said,'I guess a film in which I didn't end up in bed, in the sea, or in a hot tub, would have the same appeal as a Clint Eastwood movie in which nobody got shot'? Raquel Welch Marilyn Monroe Joan Collins Bo Derek

10. Who said,on bisexuality,'It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night'? Boy George Liberace Woody Allen George Burns

11. Who said,'In Westerns you were permitted to kiss your horse but never your girl'? Tom Mix Roy Rogers John Wayne Gary Cooper

12. Who said,'The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it'? Billy Connolly John Lennon Gypsy Rose Lee Doris Day

13. Who said,'When the light goes on in the refrigerator, I do twenty minutes'? Micheal Crawford Tommy Cooper Jerry Lewis Paul Daniels

14. Who said,'Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession.I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first'? Ronald Reagan Hilliary Clinton George Bush Mae West

15. Which English writer wrote; 'The art of biography is different from geography.Geography is about maps but biography is about chaps'? Rudyard Kipling William Wordsworth Edmund Clerihew Bentley John Betjeman

16. Who said,'They love me in Japan.But unfortunately I don't want their love.I want their money'? Hugh Grant Rolf Harris Clive James Paul Hogan

17. Who wrote, 'Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence'? Germaine Greer Jackie Collins Jilly Cooper King Vidor

18. Who said,'I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true'? Joan Collins Grace Kelly Katharine Hepburn Lauren Bacall

19. Who said,'Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee'? Billy Connolly Jasper Carrott Mark Twain David Frost

20. Who said,'A woman is like a teabag - only in hot water do you realize how strong she is'? Barbara Bush Germaine Greer Margaret Thatcher Nancy Reagan

21. Who said of 'The Spice Girls','The good thing about them is that you can look at them with the sound turned down'? Liam Gallagher Chris Evans Richard Branson George Harrison

22. Who said,'Either he's dead, or my watch has stopped'? Bob Hope Woody Allen George Burns Groucho Marx

23. Who said,'Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them'? Lauren Bacall Jane Fonda Vivien Leigh Margaret Mitchell

24. Who said,'If this is dying, then I don't think much of it'? Arthur Miller William Rogers Lytton Strachey E.E. Cummings

25. Which famous advertising slogan did Maurice Drake coin the phrase? Drinka Pinta Milka Day Beanz Meanz Heinz Go to work on an egg Full of Eastern promise