* Jeff's album "Sold Out" was recorded at a comedy club in his hometown. What city was that?
* Jeff is most famous for his "You Might Be A Redneck" jokes. Let's see if you know this one. "If your mother keeps a spit cup on the ____ , you might be a redneck."
* "The designated driver program is not the world's most desirable job. But if you ever get talked into doing it, have fun with the group. Like at the end of the night, _____ !"
* Jeff tells a story of how when his parents went out of town, he threw a party at his house and a cremated relative was knocked off the mantle and onto the floor, where she was vacuumed up. What relative was that?
* Here's another redneck joke. "If you've ever worn a tube top to a _____ , you might be a redneck."
* "Men just don't care about our appearance. We don't. You never see a guy picking up his buddy at 5:30 in the morning to go fishing and say, 'Bill, you ain't gonna wear that shirt with them shoes, are you? It's ________ , for crying out loud!' "
* "I went to the family reunion and saw all the relatives like my Uncle Earl. It was a bad year for him. He lost his job as a cook at ________ because of his appearance."
* What annoys Jeff about McDonalds?
* "Everyone has someone they hate at work. Do this to them: Go up to them next Friday afternoon right at quitting time, look them straight in the face and ask,'Are you ______ ? That's the rumor.' And then leave."
* At the beginning of the concert, he says, "It's good to be back in _____ again!"
* "I think probably my favorite Southern word of all times: My Dad would use this word like when ____________ come in our front yard. My Dad would run out on the porch and holler, 'Gitonoutahere!'"
* Here's a funny redneck joke: "If you've been on television more than 5 times describing _____________ , you might be a redneck."
* Jeff tells everyone that the shortest time a woman spends in the hospital after giving birth, if nothing goes wrong, is how long?
* Jeff tells us about how your parents always try to embarrass you, especially with the way they dress. He tells a story of how he was once in the grocery store with his dad, who was wearing ______ ?
* "Single people throw the best parties 'cause they don't have to worry about their furniture getting messed up. Their friends can destroy everything they own, they're out ____________ "
* According to his theory of how single people throw the best parties, who comes out of their clothes before the night is over?
* Jeff tells the story of how he and his wife stayed at his mom's house when he went to his brother's wedding. What strange thing happens while he is there?
* Jeff also tells the story of when he and his wife drove all the way across the United States. According to him, what is a woman's job on a long trip in the car?
* "Do you ever have relatives who you see only once a year and you never talk to them? I have an Uncle Fred who the only thing I ever say to him is, 'Hey Fred, _________ ?' "
* "I gotta be fair to my wife about driving 'cause she will volunteer to drive. The only problem is it's usually around mile ______ of a 500-mile trip."