* 'When I was your age, television was called books.'
* 'Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.'
* 'I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!'
* 'We face each other as God intended. Sportsman-like. No tricks, no weapons. Skill against skill alone.'
* 'The Dread Pirate Roberts is here for your soul!'
* 'I know something you don't know. I am not left-handed!'
* 'Rubbish, filth, slime, muck! Boo, boo, boo!'
* 'Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.'
* 'I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.'
* 'You mocked me once! Never do it again! I died that day!'
* 'True love is the greatest thing in the world--except for a nice MLT sandwich--mutton, lettuce, and tomato, where the mutton is nice and lean... mmm, they're so perky.'
* 'Anything you ask for ransom, you'll get it, I promise you that!'?
* 'There is nothing nearby...not for miles.'?
* '...please believe I will be dead by morning.'?
* 'Why do you do this?'?
* 'I will never love again.'?
* 'A time like this, and all you can say is 'gently'?
* Finish these quotes: "It's for posterity's sake so remember, be..."
* "It's my father's failing health that's..."
* "What you do not smell is iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless and dissolves instantly..."