* "I may be a drape, but I love your granddaughter, and if that's a crime, I stand convicted."
* "I give women pleasure, if they desire. It is of course the greatest pleasure they will ever experience."
* "Everything in this room is eatable. Even I?m eatable, but that is called cannibalism my dear children and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
* "...not my favorite. I'll come around sometime and get that squeak out of your door."
* "All there was... was the cold. I knew what the cold was... it was death. Then the cold faded and then I felt warmth. It was the warmth of you."
* "I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?"
* "I like to dress in women's clothing."
* "...It seems to me that aside from being a little mentally ill, she's pretty normal."
* "Just a dog? Porthos dreams of being a bear and you want to dash those dreams by saying he's just a dog? What a horrible candle-snuffing word..."
* "Do you like pain? Try wearing a corset!"
* "That night he made me a vampire. He gave me the strength to avenge my family. Since then I've never looked back."
* "Make a move and the bunny gets it."
* "I can avoid being seen if I wish...But to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift."
* "Before this war is over, I am going to kill you."
* 'You had me at hello'
* 'Tell me about it, stud'
* 'The columns date all the way back to 1972'
* 'It's all a circus, kid. A three ringed circus.'
* 'I'll have to finish my chores first'
* 'I got a message for your American buddy'