* 'All I know is I have heartburn, I need sleep, and my feet hurt', asked how he felt after turning 30.
* 'What most people don't know is that my underwear is wet before the game even starts' In response to being told that he wasn't tested and that his underwear couldn't even be wet.
* 'What he does best is make you look bad'
* 'If the fans want to see pretty skating, let 'em go see an old Sonja Henie movie'
* 'No, but eleven other guys have' .. after being asked if ever broke his nose during a hockey game.
* 'It's the first time a ref called me into the face-off circle to tell me I had lipstick on my face' .. after being kissed by his wife before his 1,000th NHL game.
* 'We're not employees. We're called cast members'
* 'Was that Dana Carvey?' .. after President Clinton called to congratulate the Rangers on their Stanley Cup.
* 'I know my players don't like my practices, but that's OK because I don't like their games'
* 'If guys can't take a hit, they should go play tennis'
* 'All pro atheletes are bilingual. They speak English and profanity'
* 'The doctor told me if I see two pucks to take the one on the left'
* 'Gives us the home food advantage' .. on fans throwing octopuses at Wings games.
* 'I learned watching Happy Days on TV' .. on how he learned English.
* 'I believe every person was put on Earth for a reason. Mine was to sell newspapers'
* What was the name of the only coach to have his team win by 15 goals?
* Which was the only NHL team with a regular season percentage worse than .475 to win the Stanley Cup?
* Which one of these players scored over 700 regular-season goals without ever playing in the Stanley Cup final?
* The only team to lose 38 road games in a row was?
* Who was the only player with more than 8 points in one game?