* 'You've got spunk. I hate spunk'.
* 'Will you buy me a bottle of wine?' 'No. But, I'll give you a dollar.' 'Good. Then I can buy two bottles of wine.'
* 'Change.' 'Not for you or any man.' 'Change. Nickels, dimes, quarters.'
* 'There's a man crawling under your bed.' 'He's looking for an outlet.' 'Has he tried basket weaving?'
* 'I hate to see you cry like this.' 'It's the only way I know how to cry.'
* 'There but for the grace of God goes my dog.'
* 'Why didn't you use a name like John Wayne or Richard Nixon?' 'It's easier to remember when you use a real person.'
* 'Maybe he doesn't put up as many shelves as he used to...'
* 'A wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.'
* "What a revolting development this is."
* "It's not my job, man."
* "God'll get you for that."
* "Slam, bang, to the moon!"