'South Park' - Season 3 Trivia

1. In "Rainforest Shmainforest", the boys visit which country?

From Quiz Mixed "South Park" - Season 3

Answer: Costa Rica

In "South Park's" third season premiere, the boys end up forced to participate in Mr. Mackey's extracurricular childrens choir group, 'Getting Gay With Kids' and are sent to San Jose, Costa Rica to sing to locals about rainforest preservation under the tutelage of Miss Stevens. A trip into the rainforest proper ends with a tour guide getting eaten, so the kids end up lost for days, only returning after a series of mishaps and after Cartman locates a group of loggers. In the end, it's apparent that everyone's hatred towards the rainforest has reached a boiling point.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Jakovasaurs"

Answer: bran muffins

Thinking about soft-serve ice cream seemed to do the trick, and Cartman was happily taking care of himself when he first saw the jakovasaur. He called his friends over to see, but they thought he just wanted to show them his feces!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub"

Answer: Charlie's Angels

Just as he had feared, Stan was relegated to the basement with the other kids as soon as he and his parents arrived at the party. He was horrified by his forced company and refused to play Pip's British game. Then they discovered the women's clothing, and Butters suggested playing Charlie's Angels, laying claim to Jaclyn Smith on the basis that he'd thought the game up. Stan still refused to participate, saying, "I'm not putting on ladies' clothes, and I'm not playing Charlie's Angels! You guys are Melvins, and I'm not one of you! So you go ahead and be Melvins, and leave me alone!" However, Stan did reluctantly agree to play Bosley when he realized he could give the boys the mission of finding a way out of the room.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Korn's Groovy ..."

Answer: two guys kissing in a park

The DJ was doing his best to sell the event to his listeners and asked the boys what they thought of the Halloween Haunt "so far." Stan thought for a moment before answering, "This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park. And that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen, until I saw the KOZY-FM Halloween Haunt." The DJ glossed right over the disenchanted response and continued his program!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Tweek vs. Craig"

Answer: Kenny

In Home Ec, the girls were being taught "how to bake, sew, clean, and make things that are lacy and pretty." As the teacher explained, "Some of you girls will go on to have interesting jobs and careers. But all of you pretty ones... won't have to worry about that, because you can marry a nice man. And that's why we have... Home Ec." Kenny seemed thrilled just to be surrounded by ladies!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Hooked on Monkey Fonics"

Answer: keeping the beat

The monkey hopped out of the box and set up his drums so that he could keep the beat while the cassette lead Cartman through his lesson. The cassette also included instructions about who to call if the monkey "arrived in the box dead."

From Quiz "South Park" - "The Red Badge of Gayness"

Answer: drums

The boys were practicing at the bus stop, and Cartman couldn't keep himself from vigorously pounding at the drums. He seemed to think he was playing for a rock band, rather than keeping the beat for a reenactment. Stan tried to make Cartman play the flute instead, even pulling rank as the "leader of the Reenactment Fife and Drum Squad," but Cartman refused, instead demolishing the drum and going home.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Worldwide Recorder Concert"

Answer: Yoko Ono

A promo announced the concert, calling it "the musical event of the new millennium!" It would include "over 4 million third-grade students from all over the country" playing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" on recorders. Yoko Ono would be the conductor and Kenny G was to lead the concert.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Sexual Harassment Panda"

Answer: "That makes me a sad panda."

After singing his introductory song, Sexual Harassment Panda pulled out a picture of one panda tugging at another panda's underwear. He explained, "Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sad panda." Kyle turned to Stan, saying, "This is freaking me out, dude." Sexual Harassment Panda continued with the next picture: "And when one little panda puts his furry little [appendage] in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sad panda." Having concluded the picture portion of the lesson, Sexual Harassment Panda moved on to reading through all the sexual harassment laws.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Jewbilee"

Answer: Black Bear Jews

Kyle wanted Kenny to accompany him to Jewbilee so that he'd have more fun, but his parents resisted, explaining, "you have to believe the basic tenets of Judaism to be a Scout." Kyle assured him parents that Kenny would "believe whatever you want him to" and his parents finally relented, but warned Kyle to make sure the elders didn't find out Kenny wasn't a Jew.

From Quiz Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

Answer: 72

Halloween (October 31) and Christmas (December 25) are 55 days away from each other, and 72 days away from Halloween would be January 11th of the next year.

From Quiz Mixed "South Park" - Season 3

Answer: Randy

When Kenny and other South Park residents start combusting with no warning, the Mayor asks the town's only scientist, Randy Marsh (actually a geologist) to uncover the truth behind it and, after extensive research, he discovers that the cause is a general refusal to avoid flatulence for courtesy's sake. The town opts to avoid holding it in, for the sake of safety, but the resulting methane output causes accelerated global warming. In the end, everyone learns a lesson about moderation. Oh yeah, and the boys try to get Kyle's dad a 'resurrection'; it's all a huge misunderstanding.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Jakovasaurs"

Answer: Hope

Because the scientists told them Junjun could "mother an entire population" of jakovasaurs, they decided "Hope" would be a suitable name. They were completely oblivious when Junjun announced her own name, and Stan even translated it!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub"

Answer: smoked a cigar

Gerald and Randy thought that the meteor shower afforded them the freedom to experiment in ways they hadn't been able to in a long time because of their families. The first thing Gerald did was to light up a cigar. Then they started talking about other things they'd never tried but always wanted to: Randy: "Hey, did you see Principal Victoria in there? She looks hot." Gerald: "She sure does. I wouldn't mind takin' that home." Randy: "O-hoh, yeah, I'm sure your wife would love that." Gerald: ""I wish. That's the one thing I've always thought of experimenting with: a threesome." Randy: "With two girls or two guys?" Gerald: "Huh, well, two girls, of course! I mean... with another guy, you know, that'd be..." Randy: "You, you never had a homosexual fantasy? Not that I have." Gerald: "You haven't?" Randy: "No, I mean... Well, they say everybody has at some point, don't they?" Gerald: "Well, I never really wanted to experiment with anything too crazy. You know... maybe just... I don't know... [touch myself] in front of another guy." Randy: "Yeah, well, that, that's not really... gay, is it?" Gerald: "No, no uh, I don't think so." Randy: "...Well it is a night for experimenting." Gerald: "Sure is." Randy: "Okay, I'll start."

From Quiz "South Park" - "Korn's Groovy ..."

Answer: a horse

Cartman went into the Spooky Laboratory alone because the other boys thought it was a waste since "they just stick your hand in cold spaghetti and tell you it's intestines and stuff." Cartman happily donned a blindfold, though, and the guide started putting his hands in various things. First, Cartman felt eggs and was told they were "human eyeballs." Next was a bowl of Jell-O cubes passing as brains. Finally, the guide led Cartman up a few steps and put his hand inside a horse's rear end, telling him he could "feel the warm innards of the body." Cartman was surprised and shouted out to his friends, "it feels like cold spaghetti!"

From Quiz "South Park" - "Tweek vs. Craig"

Answer: Red Racer

Cartman was trying to provoke Craig into fighting Tweek, first by saying Tweek had said something about his mother, then by claiming Tweek had said something about his guinea pig. Craig was clearly more concerned about Tweek slandering his guinea pig, and agreed to reschedule the fight for the next day, "after 'Red Racer'."

From Quiz "South Park" - "Hooked on Monkey Fonics"

Answer: chair

He looked over to the side of the stage where his monkey was set up, but the drumming animal offered no support. Cartman spelled it "C-H-A-R-E" and was of course disqualified!

From Quiz "South Park" - "The Red Badge of Gayness"

Answer: s'mores

The reenactment was being sponsored by Jagerminz S'more Flavored Schnapps. Before the reenactment started, all the men got a bottle and started sipping, enjoying the sweet s'more taste!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Worldwide Recorder Concert"

Answer: their fingering

Cartman assured Mr. Garrison that it wasn't true, that in fact Kyle had been "working on his fingering with his mom all night long." Kyle was angry, but Mr. Garrison didn't care about their juvenile antics; he just didn't want to be embarrassed at the concert!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Sexual Harassment Panda"

Answer: "Uh, I'm eight?"

Cartman had hired Gerald Broflovski as his lawyer and presented a compelling case: "[Stan Marsh] talked about [doing things to my butt]. [...] I was su- so upset. I couldn't concentrate the rest of the day. And the way his eyes kept looking at me, slowly going up and down my body, like he was undressing me with his eyes." The judge turned to Stan and told him, "I need to hear your defense." Stan looked incredulous and offered, "Uh, I'm eight?" Judge Julie then found Stan guilty of sexual harassment and ordered Stan to hand over 50% of his belongings to Cartman.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Jewbilee"

Answer: chutzpah badge

Presumably, the chutzpah badge would have been in honor of showing gutsiness. As the evening progressed, though, it became quite clear why they Squirt leader hadn't earned the badge yet!

From Quiz Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

Answer: Kyle

Cartman's grandma appeared in the episode "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson". Kenny's and Stan's grandmas were never mentioned in the show at all.

From Quiz Mixed "South Park" - Season 3

Answer: The Loch Ness Monster

In "The Succubus", Chef ends up getting into a quick, serious relationship with a woman named Veronica who, as it turns out, is an actual succubus from Hell, but this isn't discovered until the boys speak to Mr. Garrison about the topic and they draw their conclusions. To get rid of the beast, they end up at the church during the wedding to sing "The Morning After" (by Maureen McGovern for the film "The Poseidon Adventure"), backwards. At the same time, Chef's parents come into town for the wedding, repeatedly mentioning the fact that the Loch Ness Monster keeps asking them to hand over $3.50 for whatever reason.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Jakovasaurs"

Answer: pigeon

In fact, Mayor McDaniels reminded Mr. Garrison that he'd tried to "have sex with" the pigeon. Mr. Garrison insisted the "pigeon was a total slut," but none of the other South Park residents would back him up on his claim, and Junjun was ultimately sent to Farmer Denkins' heated barn.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Korn's Groovy ..."

Answer: big-boned

Liane couldn't help but laugh at the names the other boys were using for her son, but when Cartman complained about her joining in on the mockery, she put on a serious face and told the boys, "Eric isn't fat, he's big-boned." Kyle shot back, "He must have a huge bone in his ass, then." This left Liane in stitches, which effectively drove Cartman out of the house to help the other boys scare the fifth graders.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Tweek vs. Craig"

Answer: genital warts

Pearl had practically thrown herself on him, but Mr. Adler clearly wasn't over his fiancée and tried turned down Pearl's offer. When she persisted, he told her he had genital warts. Pearl wasn't dissuaded, saying, "We'll use plastic wrap." Luckily, Mr. Adler had managed to get the door closed by then.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Hooked on Monkey Fonics"

Answer: huge plastic hamster ball

He rolled into the room in a giant yellow hamster ball, and Cartman asked if he had "some kind of John Travolta disease." Mr. Garrison encouraged the students to ignore the obvious and focus on their studies.

From Quiz "South Park" - "The Red Badge of Gayness"

Answer: bell

While all the men were gamely reenacting the battle, Cartman snuck up the hill and stole the "bell of Appmottox". It had already been announced that the Union Army was supposed to take the bell, so when Cartman stole it for the Confederacy, the reenactment had to be halted and restarted. Before they could start the reenactment over, though, Cartman had convinced his drunken Confederate comrades that they didn't have to lose this year.

From Quiz "South Park" - "Sexual Harassment Panda"

Answer: asthma inhaler

Cartman was clearly just trying to take things with sentimental value to Stan. He took the inhaler, not because he could do anything with it, but because Stan would miss it!

From Quiz "South Park" - "Jewbilee"

Answer: The Last Supper

The other Squirts had made simple things like an apple or a triangle, but Ike created a rather vivid replica of Da Vinci's "The Last Supper". The Squirt Leader was not pleased, telling Ike "you don't make a macaroni picture of the Last Supper at a Jewish camp!" However, before he could continue chastising Ike, the group was distracted by a bear rooting through the trash outside.

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