* What is the name of Melonville's cheezy tabloid?
* On SCTV, nearly all shows are on at what time?
* Which of these is NOT a song by the 5 Neat Guys?
* Name the characters: hosts of the show 'Great White North', their topics include snow chains, back bacon, how to stuff a rat in a bottle in order to get a free case of beer, and economics. Who are these hosers?
* What is the name of SCTV's station manager (not to be confused with station owner) ?
* Bobby Bittman is usually a guest on which show?
* Which of these is NOT a movie mentioned on 'Monster Chiller Horror Theatre' ?
* Pepi Longsocks was sad because his schoolmates excluded him when they played a game called what?
* On the soap opera 'Days of the Week', which of these things did Dr. William Wainright say to Dr. Elliot Sabian?
* 'Mel's Rock Pile' used to be titled what?
* Which of the following was a toy commercial on SCTV?
* Bobby Bittman and Lola Heatherton starred in a remake of a classic movie entitled what?
* What happens when you zip up the fly of Melba's Disco Jeans?
* Why does Guy Cabellero have a wheelchair?
* What does 'SCTV' stand for?
* Which of these was used by a rabbi as an insult to Angus Crock?
* Who did Edith Prickley replace as station manager?
* Who was the host of the show {'$Dialing} for {Dollar$'} before a pretend Walter Cronkite?
* According to Rockin' Mel Slirrup, what was the title of the first song ever danced to on 'Mel's Rock Pile'?
* Dr. Elliot Sabian's patient, Clay Collins, had a disease and had about how long to live?