'Will & Grace' - Season 2 Trivia

1. The Five Pillars of Happiness are family, love life, friendships, work and __?

From Quiz "Ben? Her?"

Answer: health

According to Will, the Five Pillars of Happiness is supposed to determine the level of contentment in your life. He says, "Okay, the first pillar is health. I gave myself a big yes, 'cause I just had my physical. Everything's where it's supposed to be. I'm running every day and look at those calves. It's like my knee swallowed a grapefruit. Your turn." Grace says, "I think I'm hypoglycemic. I'm always tired, and I can't poop." Will says, "I would give that a "No". Okay, pillar number two is family. That's a big "Yes". You?" Grace says, "Well, let's see. My mother's idea of bonding is making me scratch her back. And for my last birthday, my father gave me gum." Will says, "That's another "No" for Grace. Moving on. Love life. Another "No" for Grace." Grace says, "Excuse me! No. You can mark that "Yes", thank you. Josh and I are doing great. I mean, it's not perfect, but we care about each other very much." Will says, "Okay. Pillar number four. Friendships." Grace says, "Okay! Now we're talking!" Will then says, "No, no, no. Note the "s"...friendships. They're talking more than just you and me. And the final pillar is work. I love my job." Grace says, "I work with a lush who insults me." Will says, "Okay. Final tally is...Will: "Dee diddle-ee-dee-dee"! Grace: "Wah wah wah."

From Quiz "There But For The Grace Of Grace"

Answer: bologna and wet cat

Grace asks Will why they always eat breakfast at his place, she has a house too. He tells her, "Yes, but you have no food there, nothing to eat with or on there, and it smells like bologna and wet cat there."

From Quiz "Girls, Interrupted"

Answer: alone and dateless

Will and Jack are dressed up when they see Grace in the hall spraying bug spray. She tells them, "I'm having an insect invasion. The roaches are getting way too bold. Just found one wearing a pair of my shoes. Look at you two, with the cologne and the tightness. Where are you going?" Jack tells her, "This new club downtown." Will says, "Yeah, it's where the old club downtown used to be." Grace then says, "Oh, oh. Great! Okay, just give me two minutes. I love gay bars. I always go to gay bars. Not a gay bar in town I haven't been to with you guys. Okay, just figured out why I'm alone and dateless on a Saturday night."

From Quiz "An Affair To Forget"

Answer: coffee

Will, Grace, Rob and Ellen were playing "Charades" and when it was Rob and Ellen's turn, Rob gives the clue, "Me and you", Ellen guesses, "People who are getting married." Rob tells her she's correct & then Ellen says, "Well, you know, we've been thinking about it and..." Grace interrupts her & says, "What, in 4 seconds? They must've cheated. They suck at this!" Will tells her, "Hey, maniac, they're not playing the game. They're making an announcement." Grace then says, "Oh! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Congratulations!" Will says, "Hey, I have a chilled bottle of very expensive champagne, which I've been saving for a special occasion. Who wants coffee?" Rob then says, "Will, there's actually one more question I need to pop. Um, will you be my best man?" Will says, "Rob, you are not only my friend, you're my accountant, and any guy that can figure out a way to deduct Jack McFarland as an entertainment expense...come here!"

From Quiz "Sweet and Sour Charity"

Answer: between 10:00 and 5:00

Will is trying to use the phone to call a radio station to win tickets to see Joni Mitchell in concert but Jack is usung the phone and refuses to hang up. Will yess at Jack to get off the phone, Jack yells back, "No, you get off the phone!" Will then tells him to hang up, Jack says, "No, you hang up!" Will then says, "You are such a child." Jack says, "Nuh-uh! You're the child." Will then tells Jack to give him the phone but Jack doesn't. Will then says it's his phone and Jack says, "It's my apartment." Will says, "It is not your apartment!" Jack then says, "Between 10:00 and 5:00 it is. You know the deal." Will says, "That deal only exists in your head."

From Quiz "Hey La, Hey La, My Ex-Boyfriend's Back"

Answer: Michael

When Grace plays the messages on the answering machine, we hear, "Hey. Michael again. Listen, I've been thinkin', and I'm gonna give you one chance to reconsider. Come on, Grace, call me. I..." Grace runs to the machine and stops it. Will then asks, "Why is my ex-boyfriend calling you?" Jack tells Will to stay out of this and then says to Grace, "Why is his ex-boyfriend calling you? The man who dumped him after seven years and left him with nothing but a broken heart and a couple of love handles."

From Quiz "Advise and Resent"

Answer: earth and air united as one

Jack asks, "Grace, what's going on with that necklace?" Grace tells him, "Josh gave it to me. It's a Chinese serenity symbol. It means "earth and air united as one." Will then says, "We have a similar symbol in my culture. It's called, "cheap little stone hanging on a string."

From Quiz "Acting Out"

Answer: Along Came You

Jack asks them what they're doing that night and Grace says she has a date with Josh and Will says he was going to the gym. Jack tells them, "What is the matter with you people? Will, tonight you're making dinner, and the the of us will be parked in front of your TV to watch our new favorite sitcom, "Along Came You." Grace asks, "And why is it our new favorite sitcom?" Jack replies, "Because tonight Ed and Gerard are going to kiss. Only the first ever prime time network kiss between two gay men."

From Quiz "Oh Dad, Poor Dad..."

Answer: Asian

Will's watching out of the window for his father and says, "Oh! My dad's here! My dad's here. He's just parking his rental car. Got a spot on 78th. Very impressive. Such a cute little parallel parker. Oh! There's the door. Oh! He's getting out of the car. Oh! He's Asian. Okay, that's not my dad."

From Quiz "He's Come Undone"

Answer: making out with Grace

The first scene begins with Grace opening Will's door and asking if he's asleep. When Will wakes up, she asks if she woke him. He tells her it's okay because he had to get up anyway because there was someone at his door calling his name. Grace then says, "I'm so sorry. I couldn't sleep. I have this presentation tomorrow, and I..." She pauses & then says, "You know what? Now that I've woken you up, you look tired. Go back to sleep." Will tells her, "Come here. You always get nuts before something like this, and you're always great. They're gonna love it." She then asks, "How come you always know exactly what to say?" He tells her, "'Cause I'm being incredibly sensitive, and because you had the exact same problem last week." They kiss, then hug, then begin to passionately kiss and Will wakes up screaming.

From Quiz "Seeds of Discontent"

Answer: Claire Danes

Will tells Grace, "Oh, I forgot to tell you, keep Sunday night open. Big night. Claire is coming to town." Grace says, "Claire? Oh my God! I finally get to meet the best friend from high school." Excited, Jack says, "Oh my God. Claire Danes? That's huge." Will then says, "Yes, Jack, Claire Danes. Did I not mention that 19-year-old Claire Danes is my best friend from high school? Claire. I mentioned her a thousand times. Claire. Lives in Paris, works in fashion. She was my Grace before I met Grace." Jack then says, "Claire...Nope. Doesn't ring a bell. Cl-Cl-Cl...I don't like her name, though. I'm gonna call her...Bettina. Yay! Bettina's coming to town! It's much better."

From Quiz "Tea and a Total Lack of Sympathy"

Answer: Heidi

Will is cooking breakfast when Grace walks in and she says, "You're making pancakes!" Will replies, "Yes, I am, Heidi, but, please don't tell Grandpapa!"

From Quiz "Terms of Employment"

Answer: The Usual Suspects

Will is watching TV when Jack comes in and says, "Will! You're not gonna believe what just happened? Are you watching this?" Will says, "Yeah. I've never seen "The Usual Suspects". They're just about to reveal who Keyser Soze is." Jack says, "It's Kevin Spacey." He then turns the TV off and says, "Okay. Listen, coming off the stunning success of "Just Jack", I have been asked to play the lead in an employee training video for the Canterville Plate Glass Company."

From Quiz "I Never Promised You an Olive Garden"

Answer: white rice

When Grace asked then what they wanted, Ellen tells her she wants a menu. Rob then says, "Yeah, we don't actually eat this stuff." Ellen then tells the waiter, "You know what? Just some white rice and two forks."

From Quiz "Homo for the Holidays"

Answer: pumpkin pie

Will and Grace are going over their shopping list for Thanksgiving and Grace says, "Okay, here's the Thanksgiving menu so far, apple pie, pumpkin pie, blueberry tart, and ice-cream roll. What am I missing? Cake! We need cake." Will then asks her, "Did you take a bong hit before you wrote that?"

From Quiz "To Serve and Disinfect"

Answer: "Congratulations, handsome."

Jack informs Will, "I've been promoted to captain at my catering company, and tonight I'm supervising an event at the Waldorf-Astoria. I will have eight men under me. How great is that?" Will replies, "Eight men? What'd you do, write the Gay Make-A-Wish Foundation?" Jack then says, "Could you just once reach into that cold black heart of yours and say, "Congratulations, handsome?" Will then says, "Hey, handsome, look around. I'm closing down my office. I've lost all my clients. So you'll forgive me if I'm not jumping up and down for joy because you've now been made head butter curler."

From Quiz "Polk Defeats Truman"

Answer: song

Will comes home dancing and singing, "Everybody dance now..." Grace looks at him and says, "Those hips say someone had a good meeting with Harlin today." Jack then says, "That song says somebody hasn't been to a club in about ten years."

From Quiz "Whose Mom is it Anyway?"

Answer: nicejewishchiropractor.com

Grace is upset because her mother is coming to visit and also bringing a guy for her to meet. Will tells her, "Maybe this one will be cute, you know? It's gotta be better than the guy she found on nicejewishchiropractor.com." Grace says, "I doubt it. I went to camp with Andy Fellner. Three years in a row we did the recreation of Noah's Ark. And three years in a row Andy was cast in the role of Woodchuck Number Two."

From Quiz "Das Boob"

Answer: DVD player

While sitting at the table, Will asks Jack, "So, Jack, you're still coming with me to pick up my new DVD player, right?" Jack replies, "Oh my God, is that today? What do I have today? Um..." Will then asks, "What exactly are you looking at?" Jack tells him, "I'm just going over my schedule. Nope, sorry, can't squeeze you in."

From Quiz "Election"

Answer: tender, rough

Grace finds out her fireplace doesn't work and had been sealed off but Will's works. When she asks why his works, he replies, "Because I'm sleeping with the President of the Tenants Association." Grace says, "That's you." Will then says, "Yes, and I'm tender but rough when I need to be." Grace says, "Okay, Mr. Rough-and-Tender, you've got to do something. How can I have a groovy bachelorette make-out pad if I don't have a fire to set the mood?" Will then tells her, "Smoke in bed."

From Quiz "Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner"

Answer: Firemen

Will and Grace are moving her things into her apartment. Will tells her he doesn't understand why she didn't hire some moving guys. She tells him she thinks they did fine doing it themselves and Will says, "I know, but moving guys are hot." Grace then says, "Firemen are hot. You want me to set something on fire?"

From Quiz "Ben? Her?"

Answer: beach house

As much as Grace hates Ben, she is trying to get to know him better, for Will's sake. When Will leaves to take a phone call, she asks Ben, "It bugs you, doesn't it?" Ben asks, "What?" Grace tells him, "When you're not the center of attention. It kills you. I can tell." He says, "You think so?" Grace says, "I know you, Ben. You're so focused on yourself and your whole Ben Doucette thing. But do you ever think about anyone else? Have you ever stopped to ask someone else what's up?" Ben then says, "What's up, Grace?" Grace says, "Ah-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho. No, I don't think so. That's not gonna work with me. We're talking about you." Ben then says, "Alright, fine. What do you want to know?" Grace says, "How about something real. Something that doesn't involve the words Porsche, beach house, or what's-her-name?" Ben then says, "Okay. Something real. Well, I've been married twice. First, to the love of my life who died 10 years ago, then to a woman who reminded me of my first wife but was, I found out, nothing like her. I have 2 beautiful kids, one who's crazy about me and one who's not. And somehow, driving my Porsche to my beach house with what's-her-name doesn't quite make up for the fact that the things I really want in my life are exactly what's missing from it."

From Quiz "My Best Friend's Tush"

Answer: $50,000

Jack is surprised they like the cushions so much and says, "Shut up! Oh my God, you really like it? I knew you would! Now, there's just one teensy little thing. I need $50,000 for startup costs." Will says, "50,000? Sure, Jack. Do you want me to write you a check, or shall I pay you in cheese?" Jack tells him he will take a check and Will tells him he's not going to give him any money. Will then says with a Brooklyn accent, "You believe that guy, soaking me for 50 large? Forget about it." Grace then says, "Okay, first of all, you've just officially been cut off from "The Sopranos". And second, how could you just dismiss him like that?"

From Quiz "There But For The Grace Of Grace"

Answer: Beek Creek

Jack comes in and says he found "the one". Grace tells him they're not interested at that moment because they just heard bad news. Jack then says, "Oh my God. It's about James van Der Beek, isn't it? Is Beek off the Creek?" Will then asks, "Is Jack smoking crack?"

From Quiz "An Affair To Forget"

Answer: knees touching

When Ellen asks Grace to be her maid of honor, Grace declines and tells her it was because they wouldn't want two redheads to be in the wedding party. When Will questions Grace about it later, she tells him she said no because she has issues with Ellen and when Will digs deeper, she tells him she slept with Rob. When Will asks for details, she says, "In a nutshell, a chance encounter at a restaurant, rain, booze, sympathy, knees touching, more booze, more rain, more sympathy, cab ride, and then...stuff."

From Quiz "Sweet and Sour Charity"

Answer: 105th

After Grace tricks Jack into taking his mind off of the phone, Will grabs it. Jack then says, "This call better be important. I was talking Rory through a very tragic body wax that nearly cost him a teat." Grace tells him, "It is important. It is Joni Mitchell. And if we are the 105th caller, we win front row seats."

From Quiz "The Hospital Show"

Answer: Mount Sinai

Grace calls Will and tells him, "I'm at Mount Sinai Hospital with Karen. Stan's had a heart attack!" Will says, "Mount Sinai? Oh, my gosh, that's terrible. I'll be there as soon as I can." He then whispers into the phone, "Perfect." Grace then calls him back and says, "Will, I'm not joking here. Stan really is in the I.C.U."

From Quiz "Hey La, Hey La, My Ex-Boyfriend's Back"

Answer: kitchen

Grace tells Will Michael called because he's got a townhouse he wants her to decorate but she said she wasn't going to do it because she knows it will be weird for him. Will tells her, "You seem to have it in your head that this is a bigger deal for me than it is. It's been two years. I'm over him. Do it." Grace asks him if he's sure and he says, "I'm sure. Anyway, I know you want the job. You're already doing it in your head." She said she's not and Will says, "Living room?" Grace says, "Ethnic texture." Will says, "Bathroom?" Grace says, "Plaid, fun, humor." Will says, "Bedroom?" Grace says, "Plush, white, the forties." Will then says, "But you haven't thought of it." Grace says, "Hasn't even crossed my mind."

From Quiz "Advise and Resent"

Answer: blindfolded

Ben, Will's boss, wants to set him up with an old poker buddy of his. Will declines the invitation because he doesn't like blind dates and two, because Ben is his boss and he'll feel obligated to make it work. After Ben excuses himself, Will says, "I'm not gonna do this. Blind dates are a nightmare. It always ends up being with some guy who keeps yapping on about his two cats while I spend the whole night trying to figure out a way to get out of there by faking my own death." Jack informs him, "Excuse me, Mother Superior. It just so happens that I've met many fine young lovelies on blind dates." Will then says, "I'm talking about blind dates, not blindfolded dates."

From Quiz "Acting Out"

Answer: flames flamers

All three of them are watching the show and just when the two men are about to kiss, the camera pans over to the fireplace. Grace excitedly says, "This is it, this is it! This is not it. Where's the camera going? Why are we looking at fireplace?" Jack screams to the TV set, "Get off the flames and follow the flamers!" Disappointed, Grace says, "What? Oh, come on, they didn't show us anything." When Will asked Jack what he expected, Jack says, "I expected a kiss. I've been preparing for the kiss. I was on a juice fast for 72 hours so I'd look good for the kiss. This is a crime against humanity."

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