'Will & Grace' - Season 4 Trivia

1. What does Jack do to Elliot's hair?

From Quiz "Dyeing is Easy, Comedy is Hard"

Answer: Dyes it blonde

Elliot's mom is upset by the fact that Jack dyed Elliot's hair blonde without her permission.

From Quiz "Hocus Focus"

Answer: The Ten Greatest Bathrooms in the World

Jack runs into Grace's apartment and says excitedly, "Okay, huge news! Gather round! Where's everybody? Are you the only one here? Where's Will? Not here? Okay, that's fine. You'll do. Come on." Grace says, "Hey, I was just watching a special, "The Ten Greatest Bathrooms in the World." They were just about to do number two. That sounded bad."

From Quiz "Fagel Attraction"

Answer: Bring It On

Grace comments on Will's laptop, "It was so pretty. Titanium. It went with everything he has." Will adds, "It made me look thin and tall. It had all of my work on it, all of my memos, my briefs, all of my e-mail!" Grace tells him, "Sweetie, calm down. It's just a thing. No object is that important." Will says, "It had your DVD in it." Grace says, "Not "Bring It On?"

From Quiz "Wedding Balls"

Answer: Alison and Bob

Grace and Jack are making a mess with popcorn as Will is cleaning. Will tells Grace she can no longer watch TV until she cleans her room. Grace says, "You're a mean mom." Will says, "Look, Alison and Bob are staying here this weekend, and I'd just like to hide the fact that we live like rats in a bowling alley." Jack says, "Not Alison and Bob. I hate Alison and Bob. Do I know Alison and Bob?" Will tells him, "Alison's my cousin from L.A. She and her husband are gonna get married here in New York, so they're flying in to plan the wedding."

From Quiz "Went to a Garden Potty"

Answer: a gnome

Will tells Grace, "I thought I was gonna be sad, you know, going back to the house, dealing with the reality of their separation, but you know what? It actually turned out to be fairly devastating. They've put the house on the market, so they told us kids just to take anything that really means something to us." Grace says, "Boy, I can't imagine doing that in my parent's house. Mainly because I've already stolen everything I liked and everything else is crap." Will says "Well, I had to fight for it, but I got something I love." He picks up the gnome and puts it on the table. Grace says, "Well, hopefully it Will be a reminder of all the good times that you and your family..." Grace then sees the gnome and says, "What is that freaky thing?" Will says, "His name's Squatsie. When I was nine, my brothers and I all chipped in and got him for my parent's anniversary. Even though he wasn't really their taste, they loved us so much they put him right in the front garden where everybody could see him." Grace says, "Oh, that's sweet. Do you think it'll fit down the chute, or should we just take it to the dumpster?" Will says, "Okay, I knew when I brought a gnome into this house, that some would scoff, but I love him! We have been through a lot together." Grace then says, "May I offer one Squatsie-related thought? He strikes me as an outdoor gnome. I mean, because, look, he's already wearing a jacket. Why don't we keep him in our garden?" Will says, "What? That community garden plot across the street? I thought we got rid of that two years ago." Grace says, "There was this big form you had to fill out. It was less work just to pay the bill."

From Quiz "Cheatin' Trouble Blues"

Answer: Sex and the City

Will tells the elevator operator, "Hold the door. Hold the door! Sorry about that. It's just it's my parents' anniversary and I want to get up to the Rainbow Room before they do, and my friend's moving a little slow. She can't walk in heels. She thinks she can, but she can't." When Grace gets to the elevator, she trips and falls head first into it and says, "These shoes! How's a woman supposed to walk in these things? I blame "Sex and the City" for this. I want it off. Come on, help me." Will then says to the man, "Could you just hold it for one more second? I'd hold it, but you don't want to get near her feet."

From Quiz "Something Borrowed, Someone's Due"

Answer: Robert DeNiro

Grace brings her date, Bill, home to her and Will's new apartment. Bill tells her, "I love your new place." Grace says, "So do we. There's so much space, and it's such a great neighborhood. You know, I go to the same drug store as Robert DeNiro, who seems to be having protected sex."

From Quiz "Someone Old, Someplace New"

Answer: Will, Bill, Phil

Will comes home from his date and there is Grace with her date. Grace walks over to Will and says, "Will. Hi. What are you doing here?" Will says, "On a date." Grace says, "Well, I'm on a date, too." She then introduces them to each other, "Will, Bill. Bill, Will." Will says, "Hey, Bill. Will." He then introduces his date to Grace's date, "Bill, Phil. Phil, Bill." Phil shakes Bill's hand, "Bill." Bill in turn shakes Phil's hand, "Phil." Will then says, "And this is Grace." Grace says, "It's a thrill." Will says, "Good save."

From Quiz "Dyeing is Easy, Comedy is Hard"

Answer: Grace's

Grace tells Will they have to leave in 45 minutes. When Will asks "Why?, Grace tells him, "Danny's wedding. It's this weekend." Will says, "What, you were serious about that?" Grace says, "Of course! Why wouldn't I be?" Will then says, "Because why would you want to go to your ex-fiancé's wedding? You didn't show up when you were the bride, why show up now?" Grace tells him, "I have to, I was invited. If I don't go, it'll seem like I'm devastated because he's getting married before me." Will says, "Which you are." Grace says, "Which I am, but if I go as the sexy, independent, carefree, ex-girlfriend in the fabulous cashmere camisole that makes me look booby and rich, then I win." Will says, "So this is just some sort of petty game to show up someone you don't even really care about anyway?" Grace says, "Yeah!" Will says, "Then I'm on board."

From Quiz "Grace in the Hole"

Answer: Glenn

A man approaches Grace and says, "Grace? Grace Adler?" Grace recognizes him and says, "Oh my God! Glenn! Hi! What are you doing here?" Glenn says, "Oh, I'm just visiting with a friend of mine who's been having a hard time." She turns to Will and Jack and says, "Hey, guys, this is Glenn Gabriel. We went to high school together." Glenn says, "Well, no. You went to high school. I experimented with my father's antidepressants and played in a band."

From Quiz "Whoa, Nelly"

Answer: Lamar

Karen and Jack invade Will and Grace's apartment and Jack tells them it's because Karen bought a horse and they're looking for supplies for it. Karen pulls a picture of him from her purse and says, "Look, here he is. Oh, he's got my eyes, but Stan's girth and fetlocks." Grace says, "Oh my God, he's gorgeous! What's his name?" Jack says, "Well, he's named after a sailor I shared a very special evening with during Fleet Week." Will says, "Don't you think "Hey You" is going to be a little confusing?" Jack then says, "His name is Lamar." Grace says, "Well, maybe I could ride Lamar sometime." Will says, "Funny, that's just what Jack said to the sailor."

From Quiz Jingle Balls

Answer: Robert

Will tells Grace he has plans, Grace says, "I know, with your secret lover. I'm coming with." Will tells her, "I don't have a secret lover." Grace says, "Well, your secret day planner begs to differ." She then pulls his planner out from behind the mantle and begins to read from it, "Dinner with Robert. Movie with Robert." I think you're seeing someone named Robert!" Will says, "You cracked my secret code with disguising his real name with his real name." Grace says, "So you admit he exists." Will says, "His name is Robert. That's all you get."

From Quiz "Stakin' Care of Business"

Answer: stake it

Jack walks up to Grace and Will in the gym and says to them, "Hey, losers, how you doing? Come on. Up, up, up. We're here to work out. Let's go. Let's stake it!" Grace asks, "Let's what?" Jack says, "Stake it. Stake it! You gotta stake it." Will says, "Stop saying, "stake it." Grace asks, "What's stake it?" Jack says, "Stake it" is my workout catch-phrase, and in addition to being a motivational tool, it is also a stylistic flourish that sets me apart." Will says, "It doesn't even mean anything." Grace says, "Okay. You two figure this out. I'm gonna go work on my glutes." Will says, "Meaning you're gonna go sit at the juice bar?" Grace says, "Yep." Jack then says, "You can laugh at "stake it" now, but when it becomes my "Dyn-o-mite" or my "Leggo my Eggo" or my "Hey, Hey, Hey...", then you'll be laughing."

From Quiz "Moveable Feast"

Answer: Martha Stewart

Will is talking to Grace on the phone, and both of them are flipping through a magazine. Grace says, "Oh, God. Look at Martha Stewart." Will asks, "Page?" Grace says, "42. Wasn't it bad enough we had to see her in a bathtub? Now here she is in a pilgrim hat hocking her holiday crap. It's ridiculous." Will says, "Makes me sick." Grace then says, "I love her." Will says, "I wish I was her." Grace says, "Maybe it's just Thanksgiving I hate. You know, the whole holiday family thing. It just makes me so tense."

From Quiz "Bed, Bath and Beyond"

Answer: loser

Will enters Grace's bedroom and tells her, "I know you're still upset about you and Nathan, but I think I've got something that's gonna cheer you up. Italian fashion magazine! You know, we can go through the models and draw in the facial hair where they've airbrushed it out." Grace absent-mindedly says, "You know, if you listen to pigeons long enough, they start to sound like they're saying "loser."

From Quiz "Star-Spangled Banter"

Answer: Six Feet Under

When Will steps from the elevator, Jack runs to him and tells him, "I'm up for the part of "Male Corpse on Slab." Will says, "I don't know what that means, but "wear a condom" seems like an appropriate response." Jack says, "Wait! Hey, hey, hey. I'm auditioning for "Six Feet Under". You know, that new show by the acclaimed screenwriter Alan Ball? The corpse is, like, in three scenes, and it's the glue that holds the whole story together." Will says, "Well, for what it's worth, I've seen you act, and I feel totally confident that you have the emotional range to play a dead man."

From Quiz "Rules of Engagement"

Answer: a brown belt with black shoes

When Will comes home, he finds Karen and Jack eavesdropping on Nathan and Grace having sex. He tells them, "You can't spy on people when they're mating. This isn't Animal Planet. God! You people are so unethical!" Karen says, "You're the one who's unethical, Will." Will says, "Oh, I'm unethical?" Jack says, "Thank you. At least you admit it." Will says, "I'm not admitting it. I'm being incredulous." Jack says, "Isn't that just another word for unethical?" Will says, "Look, spying on Grace and Nathan while they're in flagrante heterosis. That's unethical. It's like lying or stealing." He pauses and then says, "It's like wearing a brown belt with black shoes." Karen says, "Now you've gone too far!" Jack says, "I resent that!"

From Quiz "Prison Blues"

Answer: strangle me

They're going to visit Karen's husband in prison and when Grace sees herself in the mirror, she says, "I'm not going! I'm too scared to visit a prison! Oh my God. Look at me! I'm wearing a scarf to go to prison. I might as well be wearing a big sign that says, "strangle me!"

From Quiz "A Chorus Lie"

Answer: The Age Of Innocence

Jack didn't rent this one, he rented another. "Oh, I'm sorry I must have misheard you. I thought you said to rent 'Turn Your Head And Cough: Army Physicals Caught On Tape'."

From Quiz "Crouching Father, Hidden Husband"

Answer: baseball

Elliot asked a girl to their school dance but someone had already asked her. Grace tells him that at least he tried and Jack says, "That little tartlet!" Grace then says, "You know, Elliot, if this girl turned you down, it just means that there's an even better girl out there for you, and now you'll find her. You're young enough to buy that, aren't you?" Elliot says, "I'm going to finish my homework." Jack then says, "Hey, you know, maybe later, if you're not doing anything, we could do something together, you know? Like, wave at sailors." Elliot says, "I think he means baseball." Jack says, "Baseball. Sure. Fun. Great. Yeah."

From Quiz "Past and Presents"

Answer: Will Woman

While Grace and Will are having lunch in Will's office, someone hits the window. When they look to see who it was, Will says, "Kevin Wolchek. Can you believe that? He's working here now." Grace asks, "The Kevin Wolchek?" Will says, "The Kevin Wolchek." Jack pretends to know what's going on and says, "The Kevin Wolchek? Who's Kevin Wolchek?" Grace tells him, "The creep who bullied Will all through elementary school, his archenemy, his nemesis." Will then says, "Yes, I'll never forget the time he and his evil sidekick Prunehead tried to send me to the eighth dimension. He's just a bully." Grace says, "Just a bully? He was awful! He used to dump Will in the cafeteria if he didn't do his homework. Will, I can't believe how casual you're being about this. I mean, this is the guy who changed the name on your locker from "Will Truman" to "Will Woman." Jack says, "Wow, that's brill. The best I ever came up with was "Will Trumpetman". I gotta go back to the drawing board. I'll give you a little sample of what I'm working on. How about "Dill Truman"? It's supposed to be "Will."

From Quiz 'Will and Grace' - 'Moveable Feast'

Answer: Karen, Grace, Jack, Will

Karen was first, visiting Stan in prison. We never get to see Stan, although in a few episodes we have seen a hand or a foot. In this episode we just see a shadowy figure.

From Quiz "Dyeing is Easy, Comedy is Hard"

Answer: Rosie O'Donnell

Rosie O'Donnell played Elliot's mom in this episode of Will and Grace. Interestingly enough, she played a lesbian on this episode, but was not out yet in real life.

From Quiz "A.I.: Artificial Insemination"

Answer: in his office, in the file cabinet

After Will tells Jack he and Grace are going to try and have a baby, Jack says, "So, where is this baby going to live?" Sarcastically, Will says, "Well, you know, in my office, in a file folder. Under "O" for offspring. Here with us! What do you think?" Jack says, "Well, isn't that all cozy? One big happy family."

From Quiz "A Buncha White Chicks Sittin' Around Talkin'"

Answer: 26

They're all discussing the one thing they want to do before they die. Grace wants to run in a marathon. Karen is going to have a conjugal visit with Stan. Jack wants to star in a Broadway play and Will wants to have a baby with Grace. When Karen tells of her one thing, she says, "You know there is something I've been putting off for a long time. And I've avoided it because well, frankly, it scares me a little. I'm supposed to have a conjugal visit with Stan." Grace says, "You know what? We should do all of these things." Karen says, "Oh, come on, honey, that's easy for you to say. All you gotta do is run a lousy marathon. Stan weighs 5,000 pounds. It's 26 miles just circling him!"

From Quiz "Hocus Focus"

Answer: Human Rights Campaign

When Will comes home, he says to Jack, "Where were you? You were supposed to go to the HRC dinner with me." Jack says, "I know. I wanted to, but I just didn't have a cute little tank top and shorts to wear." Will says, "Let me explain this again. It's HRC, the Human Rights Campaign, not HRC, the Health and Racket Club." Grace then says, "It's a gay and lesbian advocacy group." Jack says, "I'm gonna tell you guys again, okay? I didn't have a cute little tank top and shorts to wear."

From Quiz "Fagel Attraction"

Answer: chocolate chip

Another officer comes up and asks, "What's the problem, Mr. Truman?" Grace says, "I got him the wrong muffin." Will says, "Yeah. I wanted the chocolate chip muffin. She got me raisin." The officer then asks Grace, "Why didn't you get him the chocolate chip, ma'am?" Grace says, "Well, it was the only one left, and I wanted it! So I got Will the raisin and I bought the chocolate chip for myself, and I ate it in the ladies' room. Are you happy now?" Will says to her, "I don't believe you! I've been talking about a chocolate chip muffin since I woke up this morning!" Grace says, "Oh, get a life, Will. It's a muffin! And it was good." The officer then says, "Let's take it easy. Everybody's a little emotional here, what with the robbery and the muffin. Why don't you take it easy on your girlfriend?" Will says, "Hey, she's not my girlfriend. Okay? My girlfriend wouldn't leave my laptop to eat a muffin in a bathroom stall! My girlfriend also wouldn't be a girl."

From Quiz "Wedding Balls"

Answer: style

Will asks Bob where Alison is and Bob says, "Ally can't fly for a couple days. Ear infection. Got it from the cat. "Look, honey, Radford's licking my ear." Next thing you know, that ear is so full of pus that it's..." Will interrupts him and says, "Oh, pus, good. Got it. Yeah, so you'll be planning the whole thing by yourself?" ob says, "Yeah, I registered for the gifts. Oh. Yeah. I'm really excited. I'm so screwed. I'm clueless without her. I need a woman to help me." Will says, "Well, I'm pretty busy, but I can..." Bob interrupts him and says, "No, I meant a woman with, you know, woman parts. Alison has taste and class and style. Where am I gonna find a woman like that?" Just then Grace comes out of her room and they both smile at her.

From Quiz "He Shoots, They Snore"

Answer: Professor

Grace is teaching her first interior design class. When her students arrive, she says, "Hello, everyone. I'm Professor Ms. Grace Adler. And I would like to welcome you to "Introduction to Interior Design by Professor Ms. Grace Adler".Over the next three days, you will hear about a fast-paced world of upscale clients, magazine covers, and 6-figure commissions. But first, in order to truly understand contemporary interior design one must go back a bit. Back to 3,000 B.C..."

From Quiz "Went to a Garden Potty"

Answer: kisses her

A friend of Stan's is asking Karen to loan him money to film a TV commercial. Karen agrees and tells Jack, "Honey, we're having auditions again, so break out the rulers, and I'll heat up the oils." Jack says "No! Karen, what about me? I could star in your commercial! I'm an actor! Do I need to remind you I almost just got that part in "Seven Grooms for Seven Brothers"? Until that fifteenth guy showed up." Karen says, "Honey, this is not some trashy downtown skit where you flit around in tights performing for homeless men in cardboard RVs. We need a virile, hunky, straight actor." Jack says, "I could totally play straight!" Karen says, "Oh, honey, no one in the world would believe you're straight. You're as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night. You fell out of the gay tree hitting every gay branch on the way down. And you landed on a gay guy. And you did him. No, no, honey, your gayness can be seen from space. Why, you're so gay that..." Jack then grabs her, dips hers and then kisses her. Karen then says, "And will you be needing your own trailer?"

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