My mother-in-law and prunes have 2 things in common. They're both wrinkled, and both make you want to go!
2. Defeat spouse at a board game.
Answer: mate
When we were first married I asked my wife If she could live on my modest income. "Yes" she said. "But what will you live on?"
3. Hasty skin condition.
Answer: Rash
When I was a teenager, I had such a bad case of acne that my dog called ME spot!
4. Frank tournament.
Answer: Open
I recently entered a golf tournament, but had to bow out early because I wasn't feeling down to par!
5. Affection for a tie.
Answer: Love
Never marry a tennis player! Why? Because love means nothing to a tennis player!
6. Drink to a breakfast food.
Answer: Toast
Talk about food, my wife is a terrible cook! How bad you ask? So bad that I only know that the toast is ready when the smoke alarm goes off!
7. Seasonal descent.
Answer: Fall
Even though I don't ski, people tell me that I really am going downhill lately.
8. Lone fish
Answer: Sole
A fish walked into a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender said "Sorry, we don't serve food here"
9. Give birth to a carnivore.
Answer: Bear
My large, white bear Zigfried had been acting strangely lately. I took him to a psychiatrist and learned, unfortunately, that he was Bi-Polar!
10. Keeper of a legal fee.
Answer: Retainer
A little boy and his father visit the cemetary and see a gravestone with the words "Here lies an honest man and Lawyer". The little boy says "Gee dad, I didn't know that two people could be buried in the same grave".
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