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Ankh-Morpork Citizenship Test Trivia Quiz

You want to be an Ankh-Morporkian? Then take this test on the ten important topics and find out if you are good enough for our less-than-average city created by Terry Pratchett!

A multiple-choice quiz by knives13. Estimated time: 3 mins.

Author
knives13

Time
3 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
189,213

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
7 / 10

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Question 1 of 10

1. Law: Which of these is not a real law of Ankh-Morpork? Hint

Respecting Captain Carrot Act

Projectile Weapons (Civil Safety) Act

Being Bloody Stupid Act

Public Order Act

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Question 2 of 10

2. Guilds: Which of these guilds has a membership of one? Hint

Guild of Dibblers

Guild of Victims

Guild of Dunnykin Divers

Guild of Contagious Disease Carriers

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Question 3 of 10

3. Policing: Is there a vampire in the Ankh-Morpork City Watch?

Yes

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Question 4 of 10

4. Royalty: Who is the supposed King of Ankh-Morpork? Hint

Captain Carrot

Alberto Malich

Rincewind

CMOT Dibbler

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Question 5 of 10

5. Wizardry: What number do superstitious wizards never say? Hint

666

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Question 6 of 10

6. Religion: What is the 'Tear of Offler'? Hint

The woman who never bathed

The first raindrop that ever fell

A giant diamond

A rather dirty sugar cube

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Question 7 of 10

7. Music: Which of these songs did 'The Band With Rocks In' not perform? Hint

Don't Tread on My New Blue Boots

Dingdong, Dingdong

Sto Helit Lace

Pathway to Paradise

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Question 8 of 10

8. Holidays: When are the 'Soul Cake Days' Hint

The 21st and 22nd of Sektober

The first three days in Sektober

The first Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday after the first half-moon in Sektober

The second Monday and Thursday after the current patrician's birthday

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Question 9 of 10

9. Cuisine: Where is 'Curry Gardens' located? Hint

Brewer Street

Rime Street

Corner of Ruffin Street and Esoteric Street

Corner of God Street and Blood Alley

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Question 10 of 10

10. History: Which country did Ankh-Morpork go to war with over the country of Leshp? Hint

Klatch

Djelibeybi

Lancre

Uberwald

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Law: Which of these is not a real law of Ankh-Morpork?

Answer: Respecting Captain Carrot Act

Other laws include: Dignity of Man Act, Privacy Act, and Decency Ordinances. They are listed merely for completeness.

2. Guilds: Which of these guilds has a membership of one?

Answer: Guild of Dibblers

The Guild of Contagious Disease Carriers does fortunately not exist.

3. Policing: Is there a vampire in the Ankh-Morpork City Watch?

Answer: Yes

I have actually had to change this question due to the recent employment of Sally the vampire.

4. Royalty: Who is the supposed King of Ankh-Morpork?

Answer: Captain Carrot

Not surprisingly, he would rather be Captain of the Day Watch than King of Ankh-Morpork.

5. Wizardry: What number do superstitious wizards never say?

Answer: 8

Bel-Shamharoth lives in an eight-sided temple, which is lit up by eight-sided crystals, a floor of eight sided tiles, and he is found under an eight-sided stone slab, but he has far more than eight tentacles.

6. Religion: What is the 'Tear of Offler'?

Answer: A giant diamond

All Offlian temples have a 'Tear' of greater or lesser size, and they are stolen on a regular basis.

7. Music: Which of these songs did 'The Band With Rocks In' not perform?

Answer: Dingdong, Dingdong

'The Band With Rocks In' consisted of Imp y 'Buddy' Celyn, Glod Glodsson, Lias 'Cliff' Bluestone, and for a short period, The Librarian.

8. Holidays: When are the 'Soul Cake Days'

Answer: The first Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday after the first half-moon in Sektober

Celebrated by both dwarfs and humans, it is a three-day feast and celebration whose origins are lost in the mists of alcohol.

9. Cuisine: Where is 'Curry Gardens' located?

Answer: Corner of God Street and Blood Alley

The sign on the back door reads: 'Kitchren Entrance. Keep out. Ris means you.'

10. History: Which country did Ankh-Morpork go to war with over the country of Leshp?

Answer: Klatch

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Source: Author knives13

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