"Unseen Academicals" by Terry Pratchett Quiz

Answer: Nyctophobia

Apeirophobia is the fear of infinity.
Pogonophobia is the fear of beards, so stay away from Santa.
Ranidaphobia is the fear of frogs, do not look at Kermit.
Nyctophobia is, of course, the fear of the dark, which is very annoying if you are Rudolph and you are walking around the Museum at night, in the dark, alone.

Answer: Mr Nutt

We find out that at one time, early in his life, he had been chained to an anvil and was repeatedly abused by the inhabitants of the village where he lived before he was rescued by a missionary.

Answer: The Megapode

Every 100 years the tradition of Hunting the Megapode is re-enacted within the confines of the Unseen University. Apparently, according to the Master of the Traditions, the Megapode had escaped during the middle of dinner, some 1100 years ago. The resultant chaotic hunt was so much fun that it became a tradition to re-enact it with one of the wizards donning a Megapode costume while the others chased him through the University.

Answer: The Uncommon Sock Eater

During the night Mr Nutt would wander the old corridors and investigate the old workshops and storerooms. He was able to find "some luminous spoon ants carrying a fork", and the Uncommon Sock Eater which is considered to be very rare.
It is only by reading Terry Pratchett that mysteries, such as missing socks, are explained simply.

Answer: Pedestriana

An urn had been located in the Royal Art Museum containing the original rules for foot-the-ball which had been written some 1000 years before.
All the names given are names of Gods in other Pratchett novels.
Blind Io can be found in "Small Gods" and is the king of the Discworld Gods.
The Lady, also known as the 'million to one chance', can be found in "The Colour of Magic", "Interesting Times", and "The Last Hero".
Flatulus is the Ephebian God of the Winds and can be found in "The Last Hero".
Pedestriana is the Goddess of football and makes her first appearance in "Unseen Academicals". "Pedestrian", of course, means someone who uses their feet.

Answer: Clothes fall off

Though it depends on the female and the strength of the love poem.
To help Trev in his romantic endeavours with Juliet Mr. Nutt writes a love poem but warns Trev of the possible side effects.

Answer: Micromail

Whilst going to the opening of the new clothing store, Shatta, Juliet is talent-spotted and asked to model the latest design made out of a new material called Micromail, which unlike ordinary mail does not chafe. Juliet is a great success making her the first supermodel in Discworld.

Answer: A false beard

In the world of the dwarfs both male and female sport full beards, so that it can be difficult to see which sex a particular dwarf is. But, since the movement of dwarfs to Ankh-Morpork, the female dwarfs were slowly becoming more feminine by carrying lighter axes and wearing micromail. Of course Juliet, being human, didn't have a beard and therefore a false one was provided.

Answer: Bubble and Squeak

Glenda is not happy with the way the foot-the-ball players are being manipulated by Vetinari and the Archchancellor and is allowed to express her disapproval to the Tyrant.

Answer: A half a mile of trout stream

Before anybody writes to correct me, aunt is spelled correctly.
Using magic Archchancellor Ridcully has the luxury of his own personal trout stream, in his bathroom, to relax by.