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"He's Not The Messiah!" Trivia Quiz

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy." This is my "Life of Brian" quiz. Hope you like it.

A multiple-choice quiz by GeneralKala. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
GeneralKala

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
108,810

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
6 / 10

Plays
2605

One at a Time - Single Page - Timed Game

Question 1 of 10

1. Which out of these, according to the sermon on the mount, is blessed? Hint

The meek

The bleak

The freak

The weak

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Question 2 of 10

2. What stones do Brian and his mother buy for the stoning? Hint

Two pointy ones, two flat ones and a packet of gravel

Two flat ones, one pointy one and a packet of gravel

One large pointy one and a packet of gravel

A sack of gravel and some stale faerie cakes

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Question 3 of 10

3. Why aren't women allowed to go to stonings? "Because it's........that's why."

Answer: (One Word)

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Question 4 of 10

4. Complete this Reg quote: "I'm not oppressing you Stan you haven't got a womb. Where's the foetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in..." Hint

A sock

A drawer

A sack

A box

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Question 5 of 10

5. When Brian gets imprisoned what was his cellmate jealous of? Hint

His shoes

His hair

His gourd

His manacles

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Question 6 of 10

6. Which of these things does the jailer not say? Hint

Ehehhehehehehehe

I know where to get it if you want it

I'll meet you by the aqueduct at ten

We've got lumps of it round the back

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Question 7 of 10

7. Who plays Pilate? Hint

Michael Palin

Terry Jones

John Cleese

Graham Chapman

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Question 8 of 10

8. Complete "And in that time a friend shall lose his friend's..."

Answer: (One Word (starts with 'h'))

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Question 9 of 10

9. Who is the man in the crowd of Brian's followers who tries to get everyone to pray?

Answer: (Two Words)

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Question 10 of 10

10. Which revolutionary group sends a "crack suicide squad" while Brian is being crucified? Hint

The People's Front of Judea

The Judean Popular People's Front

The Popular Front of Judea

The Judean People's Front

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Which out of these, according to the sermon on the mount, is blessed?

Answer: The meek

I wish it had been "the freak," that would have been so cool! "Ooh blessed are the meek! Aah that's nice, I'm glad they're getting something cos they have a 'ell of a time."

2. What stones do Brian and his mother buy for the stoning?

Answer: Two pointy ones, two flat ones and a packet of gravel

You would think that you could just pick them up off the ground, but no. "Feel that, that's craftsmanship, sir."

3. Why aren't women allowed to go to stonings? "Because it's........that's why."

Answer: written

It seems that most people couldn't care less as all the "stoners" (!) are women wearing beards.

4. Complete this Reg quote: "I'm not oppressing you Stan you haven't got a womb. Where's the foetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in..."

Answer: A box

Stan decides he wants to be a woman (called Loretta) because he wants to have babies. They decide to fight for his right to have babies. "It's symbolic of our struggle against oppression." "Symbolic of his struggle against reality."

5. When Brian gets imprisoned what was his cellmate jealous of?

Answer: His manacles

He does not seem to be very stable. "Sometimes I hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face." Still he did spend most of his sentence upside down.

6. Which of these things does the jailer not say?

Answer: I'll meet you by the aqueduct at ten

"Don't mind him sir he's m-m-m-mad. 'E's m-mad and d-d-d-deaf, sir."

7. Who plays Pilate?

Answer: Michael Palin

It is one of his many roles in the film. Others include
the prophet that Brian lands on when hiding in the PFJ headquaters and the man in charge of sending people to be crucified.

8. Complete "And in that time a friend shall lose his friend's..."

Answer: hammer

I love these guys. "And his eyes will be reeeedd with the blood of living creeeaaaatuuress! And throughout the land shall be a greeaat rubbing of paaarts!"

9. Who is the man in the crowd of Brian's followers who tries to get everyone to pray?

Answer: spike milligan

He was a big influence on the "Monty Python" team.

10. Which revolutionary group sends a "crack suicide squad" while Brian is being crucified?

Answer: The Judean People's Front

The PFJ came and expressed their admiration and so did Judith. Brian's mother also came to see him. "If this is how you treat your mother in the autumn years of her life then go ahead, be crucified, see if I care."

Source: Author GeneralKala

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