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Quiz about Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quotes II
Quiz about Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quotes II

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail" Quotes II Quiz


This quiz is on quotes from the funniest movie of all time. The questions are to name the person who says it or to finish the quote. I hope you enjoy.

A multiple-choice quiz by fred89. Estimated time: 5 mins.
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Author
fred89
Time
5 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
83,790
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
7 / 10
Plays
3262
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Question 1 of 10
1. "It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a ___ pound coconut. "

Answer: (a number)
Question 2 of 10
2. Who said this? "Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! ....If there's ever going to be any progress." Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. Who said this? "Just a flesh wound." Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. "Sir Robin the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Launcelot who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor,who had nearly stood up to the viscious Chicken of ___ and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill."

Answer: (One Word)
Question 5 of 10
5. Who said this? "The beds here are warm and soft, and very, very big. " Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. "Herbert. .... We live in a bloody ___. We need all the land we can get."

Answer: (One Word)
Question 7 of 10
7. Who said this? "To whoever finds this note, I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle." At last! A call, a cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail! ...Brave, brave Concorde! You shall not have died in vain!" Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. "Old crone! Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a ___?"

Answer: (One Word)
Question 9 of 10
9. Who said this? "To the north there lies a cave -- the cave of Caerbannorg -- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedweer of Rheged make plain the last resting place of the most Holy Grail." Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. "And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and ___, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large..." Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. "It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a ___ pound coconut. "

Answer: one

In order to maintain airspeed and velocity a swallow needs to beat it's wings 43 times a second.
2. Who said this? "Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! ....If there's ever going to be any progress."

Answer: Dennis

Dennis said this while arguing with Arthur.
3. Who said this? "Just a flesh wound."

Answer: the black knight

The black knight said that after King Arthur cut off his legs.
4. "Sir Robin the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Launcelot who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor,who had nearly stood up to the viscious Chicken of ___ and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill."

Answer: Bristol

5. Who said this? "The beds here are warm and soft, and very, very big. "

Answer: Zoot

She said that when try to persuade Sir Gallahad to stay.
6. "Herbert. .... We live in a bloody ___. We need all the land we can get."

Answer: swamp

"She's got huge tracks of land."
7. Who said this? "To whoever finds this note, I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will. Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle." At last! A call, a cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail! ...Brave, brave Concorde! You shall not have died in vain!"

Answer: Lancelot

That was the message on the arrow that hit Concorde.
8. "Old crone! Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a ___?"

Answer: shrubbery

"Who sent you? "
"The Knights Who Say Ni. "
"Agh! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here."
9. Who said this? "To the north there lies a cave -- the cave of Caerbannorg -- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedweer of Rheged make plain the last resting place of the most Holy Grail."

Answer: Tim

"There are some who call me... Tim?"
10. "And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and ___, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large..."

Answer: orangutangs

"Skip a bit, Brother."
Source: Author fred89

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