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Team America: World Police Trivia Quiz

Trey Parker and Matt Stone take on terrorists and Hollywood liberals in the most obscenely funny movie ever made with marionettes!

A multiple-choice quiz by astorian. Estimated time: 3 mins.

Author
astorian

Time
3 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
193,721

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Easy

Avg Score
8 / 10

Plays
1466

Last 3 plays: Guest 86 (10/10), Guest 31 (3/10), Lrgindypants (9/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. Where do Arab terrorists strike, in the film's opening sequence? Hint

London

Paris

Washington, D.C.

New York

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Question 2 of 10

2. What's the title of the Broadway musical in which Gary Johnston is starring? (Hint: it's a parody of a real, Tony-winning musical.) Hint

Hairnet

Rats

Lease

The Seducers

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Question 3 of 10

3. Which member of Team America dislikes and distrusts Gary, simply because Gary is an actor? Hint

Chris, the martial arts expert

Spottswode, the team leader

Sarah, the psychic

Joe, the former quarterback from Nebraska

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Question 4 of 10

4. What must Gary promise Lisa, before she'll make love with him? Hint

that he'll always love her

that he'll never leave Team America

that he'll always protect her

that he'll never die

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Question 5 of 10

5. Which of these people is served up as lunch for sharks, by North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-il? Hint

former U.S. President Jimmy Carter

actress/comedienne Janeane Garofalo

documentary filmmaker Michael Moore

U.N. weapons inspector Hans Blix

6. When Gary breaks up with Lisa and quits Team America, we hear a tender love ballad that compares Gary and Lisa's relationship to a Jerry Bruckheimer film.

Enter the full name of a celebrity to complete a lyric from this song: "I need you like _____ needs acting school."

Answer: (Two Words - full name or last name only)

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Question 7 of 10

7. Which of these celebrities, in the Film Actors Guild, is portrayed as too dumb to say anything except his own name (which he repeats over and over)? Hint

Sean Penn

Samuel L. Jackson

Matt Damon

Martin Sheen

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Question 8 of 10

8. What was the name of Team America's master computer? Hint

I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.

B.R.A.I.N.

D.A.T.A.

S.M.A.R.T.

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Question 9 of 10

9. What shocking secret do we learn toward the end of the film? Hint

Kim Jong-il is a cockroach from outer space

Kim Jong-il is George W. Bush in disguise

Sarah has been working for Kim Jong-il all along

Kim Jong-il is a transvestite

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Question 10 of 10

10. Which of these celebrities is NOT killed by Team America? Hint

Tim Robbins

Susan Sarandon

Alec Baldwin

Helen Hunt

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Where do Arab terrorists strike, in the film's opening sequence?

Answer: Paris

Team America kills all the terrorists, but they level the Eiffel Tower and the Louvre in the process.

2. What's the title of the Broadway musical in which Gary Johnston is starring? (Hint: it's a parody of a real, Tony-winning musical.)

Answer: Lease

After seeing Gary perform in "Lease" (a perversely funny spoof of "Rent," which closes with the up-tempo song "Everyone Has AIDS"), Team America Director Spottswode recruits Gary as a Team America spy. Being an undercover spy, after all, is not so different from being an actor - you just have to pretend to be someone else, convincingly.

3. Which member of Team America dislikes and distrusts Gary, simply because Gary is an actor?

Answer: Chris, the martial arts expert

Chris, a martial arts expert, hates all actors, because he was molested by the cast of "Cats", when he was a child.

4. What must Gary promise Lisa, before she'll make love with him?

Answer: that he'll never die

Lisa had been in love once before, with a Team America member named Carson, but Carson was killed by a terrorist during the mission in Paris.

The lovemaking scenes between Lisa and Gary are graphic, filthy, and utterly hilarious.

5. Which of these people is served up as lunch for sharks, by North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-il?

Answer: U.N. weapons inspector Hans Blix

Blix threatened to send Kim an angry letter if he didn't allow Blix to search his palace for weapons, so Kim dropped Blix into a tank of hungry sharks.

6. When Gary breaks up with Lisa and quits Team America, we hear a tender love ballad that compares Gary and Lisa's relationship to a Jerry Bruckheimer film. Enter the full name of a celebrity to complete a lyric from this song: "I need you like _____ needs acting school."

Answer: Ben Affleck

The ballad is entitled "The End of an Act." It begins, "I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark when he made Pearl Harbor." The chorus repeats, "Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you."

7. Which of these celebrities, in the Film Actors Guild, is portrayed as too dumb to say anything except his own name (which he repeats over and over)?

Answer: Matt Damon

It's a good gag, but in real life, Matt Damon went to Harvard, so he can't be THAT dumb!

Matt Stone says the joke came about accidentally, because the Matt Damon puppet the special effects team created came out with a stupid, vacant expression on his face!

8. What was the name of Team America's master computer?

Answer: I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.

I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. is put out of commission by suicide bomber Michael Moore, who blows up Team America's headquarters inside Mount Rushmore.

9. What shocking secret do we learn toward the end of the film?

Answer: Kim Jong-il is a cockroach from outer space

After Kim Jong-Il's human body is killed, a cockroach exits from his mouth, hops into a spaceship, and heads back home, vowing to get revenge.

10. Which of these celebrities is NOT killed by Team America?

Answer: Alec Baldwin

The other celebrities die gruesome deaths, but Gary Johnston bests Alec Baldwin in a battle of words.

Believe it or not, Alec Baldwin is a "South Park" fan and even offered to provide his own voice for "Team America." Parker and Stone declined that offer.

Source: Author astorian

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