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Quiz about The Jokes of Mary Poppins
Quiz about The Jokes of Mary Poppins

The Jokes of 'Mary Poppins' Trivia Quiz


Although Mary Poppins seems not to have much of a sense of humour herself, all of the following music-hall gags, japes and routines appeared in the film. See which ones you can remember...

A multiple-choice quiz by alkmene. Estimated time: 3 mins.
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Author
alkmene
Time
3 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
169,839
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
5
Difficulty
Easy
Avg Score
4 / 5
Plays
11584
Awards
Top 35% Quiz
Last 3 plays: Guest 212 (5/5), Guest 196 (5/5), Guest 84 (5/5).
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Question 1 of 5
1. If a wonderful person named Jane or Michael were to approach you in the street and say, 'I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith', what would the correct response be? Hint


Question 2 of 5
2. "The other day the lady next door had a knock at the door. When she opened it, a man outside said, 'I'm terribly sorry, but I've just run over your cat. I'd like to replace it.' 'That all right,' she said, 'but...'" Hint


Question 3 of 5
3. "'Reminds me of a guy I know who got a cushy job in a watch factory.' 'What does he do?'" Hint


Question 4 of 5
4. "Well it's about me granddad, see, and one night he has a nightmare. So bad, he chewed his pillow to bits. In the morning, I says, 'How you feeling, Granddad?' he says..." Hint


Question 5 of 5
5. "A friend of mine went to buy some long underwear. The shopkeeper asked him, 'How long do you want it?'" Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. If a wonderful person named Jane or Michael were to approach you in the street and say, 'I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith', what would the correct response be?

Answer: What's the name of his other leg?

This is the joke from which Mr Dawes, Snr., dies laughing.
2. "The other day the lady next door had a knock at the door. When she opened it, a man outside said, 'I'm terribly sorry, but I've just run over your cat. I'd like to replace it.' 'That all right,' she said, 'but...'"

Answer: how are you at catching mice?

Poor cat, but that's no reason to get yourself down. Just say supercallifragilisticexpialladocious and you'll feel all marvellous again!
3. "'Reminds me of a guy I know who got a cushy job in a watch factory.' 'What does he do?'"

Answer: He stands about all day and makes faces

Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas.
4. "Well it's about me granddad, see, and one night he has a nightmare. So bad, he chewed his pillow to bits. In the morning, I says, 'How you feeling, Granddad?' he says..."

Answer: Oh not bad, a little down in the mouth

"There's nothing like a good joke. And that was nothing like a good joke!"
5. "A friend of mine went to buy some long underwear. The shopkeeper asked him, 'How long do you want it?'"

Answer: From about September to March

Brrrr! Thanks for playing!
Source: Author alkmene

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