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Quiz about Golfing Quotes
Quiz about Golfing Quotes

Golfing Quotes Trivia Quiz


Mark Twain famously once said, 'Golf is a good walk spoiled'. Here are some more golfing quotes, for you to figure out who said them. Good Luck.

A multiple-choice quiz by wez. Estimated time: 6 mins.
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Author
wez
Time
6 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
56,449
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Difficult
Avg Score
4 / 10
Plays
1378
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Question 1 of 10
1. 'I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope, that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.' Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. 'The reason the Road Hole is the greatest par four in the World, is because it's a par five.' Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. 'For five hundred thousand pounds, you'd play on a runway.' Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. 'The only thing that scares me, is the Americans' dress sense.' Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. 'Hold up a one iron and walk. Not even God can hit a one iron.' Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. 'If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.' Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. 'If I'm going to putt and miss, I want to look good doing it.' Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. 'Perhaps if I dyed my hair peroxide blonde, and called myself 'The Great White Tadpole', people would take more notice of me.' Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. 'I only played three matches and hit only three fairways. My biggest contribution was to get the team colours for Sunday, changed from green to my lucky blue.' Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. 'It's good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls, while they are still rolling.' Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. 'I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope, that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.'

Answer: Gerald Ford

President Ford was renowned for his 'unique' golf game.
2. 'The reason the Road Hole is the greatest par four in the World, is because it's a par five.'

Answer: Ben Crenshaw

Ben was talking to Sports Illustrated, about his 'respect' for the 17th hole at St. Andrews.
3. 'For five hundred thousand pounds, you'd play on a runway.'

Answer: Colin Montgomerie

Montgomerie was talking about the state of the course, used for the German Open in 1990.
4. 'The only thing that scares me, is the Americans' dress sense.'

Answer: Mark James

Said before the Ryder Cup of 1993.
5. 'Hold up a one iron and walk. Not even God can hit a one iron.'

Answer: Lee Trevino

Trevino was advising how to play on, through a lightning storm.
6. 'If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.'

Answer: Bob Hope

Sensible advice from Bob.
7. 'If I'm going to putt and miss, I want to look good doing it.'

Answer: Chi Chi Rodriguez

Rodriguez was talking about his refusal to use a long-handled putter.
8. 'Perhaps if I dyed my hair peroxide blonde, and called myself 'The Great White Tadpole', people would take more notice of me.'

Answer: Ian Woosnam

Woosnam, sounding a little jealous of Greg Norman, 'The Great White Shark'.
9. 'I only played three matches and hit only three fairways. My biggest contribution was to get the team colours for Sunday, changed from green to my lucky blue.'

Answer: Seve Ballesteros

Seve, talking about his minor contribution to the European team, after they had won the Ryder Cup in 1995.
10. 'It's good sportsmanship not to pick up lost golf balls, while they are still rolling.'

Answer: Mark Twain

Twain was a keen golfer, who made more than his fair share of observations, on the 'cruelty' of golf.
Source: Author wez

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