"Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey" Quiz

Answer: Octopus

In the beginning of this episode, the family is on a day trip to the Quahog Marine Center. Peter enjoys this because he can keep the kids away from the racy sunflower on their front lawn. After passing a recreation of the Lost City of New Orleans, Peter draws on a glass tank containing an octopus and accidentally cracks the glass.

After Seamus, the peg-legged, peg-armed sailor pulls the beast off of Peter, they leave.

Answer: Ms. Cankled USA

While Brian is watching the news, (a report on Bill Clinton's recent visit to Quahog to judge Ms. Cankled USA), Lois steps on a 'landmine' left by Brian on the front yard and she says that she's sick of Brian using the yard as a bathroom. Meanwhile, Peter decides to go to the gym because he's afraid that the octopus will come back to get him.

Answer: A laptop

When Brian and Stewie begin to learn how to get potty trained, they encounter the toilet and are mystified by its workings. Meanwhile, as the family sits at the table, Meg writes to her fake boyfriend and Peter returns home from the gym. Although he was only there for a single fifteen minute session, he feels good enough to rip apart a phone book.

Instead, he destroys the laptop that Meg is using.

Answer: False

After Peter breaks the laptop, the Secret Service knocks at the door and tells Peter that Bill Clinton's limo has gotten a flat tire and that they need a jack. instead, Peter tries to show off his recently formed muscles and accidentally gives himself a hernia while trying to lift a car.

When the family visits him in the hospital, he decides that he's too old to have fun in life, but when Bill Clinton comes into the room for a visit, the ex-president decides to show him a good time. Meg takes a picture of Clinton (who lifts his shirt to show a nipple ring) before he plays the theme to "Night Rider" on his saxophone.

Answer: Hungry Hank

After things begin to get tough for Brian, Stewie discovers an old potty training video that he had to learn from. This video, featuring Hungry Hank kind of scared the two.
Meanwhile, Peter hops into Clinton's limo and they go to Chuckie Cheese's to play "Dance Dance Revolution" and eat pizza. Clinton also makes an oddly inappropriate crank call.

Answer: Pig

After the crank call, Peter and Clinton decide to smoke some marijuana, so they hop into the limo and have a good time. When they pass by a farm they decide to get something to eat, so they pull over and steal one of the pigs in a nearby field. This pig is later found uneaten in the Griffin household and it runs through the kitchen.

Answer: A bird

When Brian tries to relieve himself on the lawn, Lois ends up spraying him with the hose so that he'll learn his lesson and learn to use the toilet. Lois recalls that the situation is just as bad as a birthday present that he once got her (a dead bird). She ends up forcing Brian to wear a diaper and Stewie ridicules him because of it.

Answer: With Quagmire

After the incident involving the pig, Lois decides that she needs to have a talk with Bill Clinton so that he and Peter will stop being unruly. He ends up persuading her (very quickly) to sleep with him before she even realizes what she's doing. Peter walks in on them shortly after. Peter comments that she's worse than Lorena Bobbitt when she was married to The Thing.

Answer: Medium

When Lois visits Quagmire's house to talk to Peter, she says that it's only fair that Peter sleep with anyone that he wants to make up for her mistake. His first and only choice is Babs, Lois' mother, as he says that he hasn't been struck by woman's beauty since he was Uma Thurman's eye wrangler in the film "Pulp Fiction".

They are able to talk to Babs privately while Carter (Lois' father) watches "Medium" on TV.

Answer: No

After talk with Babs, she quickly agrees to sleep with Peter because Carter has lost all interest in her. However, while Lois is leaving, Peter runs naked through the house and stops her claiming that he doesn't think that two wrongs should make a right and that he wouldn't hurt her. Peter decides that he needs to clear the air with Clinton and ends up getting suckered into the same situation as Lois. Meanwhile, Brian ends up being spotted on the toilet, but he reveals to Stewie that he now does his business on Adam West's lawn.