"Fagmalion Part Four: The Guy Who Loved Me" Quiz

Answer: the Surgery Channel

After Will asks her what she's doing there, she says, "Do I need an excuse to see my favorite man in the whole world?" Will says, "Leo's out of town, and you're lonely?" Grace then says, "Yeah, I'm bored. Let's watch the Surgery Channel."

Answer: 5319

Karen's on the phone and she says, "Hello? Maintenance? This is Mrs. Walker in 5319. I'd like to put my drink on the mantel. Could you send someone over to move the fireplace?"

Answer: drink

Rosario's complaining about the new uniform Karen bought for her, "It's this new uniform you got me. It's too tight, it's itchy, I can barely breathe." After Rosario takes it off, Karen grabs it and says, "Why, you ingrate. How dare you complain? When I found you, you were boxing donkeys for money." Rosario says, "You pulled me out of business school, you tipsy witch. I ain't wearing it." Karen says, "Oh. Why not? Seems perfectly fine to me. Look, I can do everything you do in it. I can eat." She makes sound effects and then says, "And I can sleep." She then makes snoring sounds and says, "Oh, wait. Watch this. And I can steal." She then grabs a teapot and tiptoes out of the door.

Answer: "Okay, I'll take out my heart and sell my soul to the devil."

When Anton, the maintenance man, knocks on the door, Karen tells Rosario, "He thinks I'm a maid. You have to pretend you're me." Rosario says, "Okay, I'll take out my heart and sell my soul to the devil." Karen then says, "We don't have time for that."

Answer: pride

After Karen speaks to Anton, Rosario tells her, "Shut your mouth, maid! My jewelry might fall out." Anton asks Karen, "What a monster. Who taught her to talk to another human being like that?" Karen says she has no idea and Anton says, "Of course, you don't. We're different from them, you and I.

The rich. They think they're so much better than we are. But we have one thing they'll never have." Karen asks, "Rickets?" Anton replies, "Pride." Karen repeats, "Pride!" Anton then says, "The true pride that comes of a hard day's work, of having friends, not possessions. Of measuring your accomplishments in love given, not dollars spent."

Answer: Yes

After Will tells Barry he's interested in him, Jack says, "But you can't date both of us, because we're best friends, and I would never do anything to jeopardize my friendship with Will, who wears a wig and a truss." Will says, "So who are you gonna choose? Me, who genuinely cares for you and really believes that we could make something great?" Jack says, "Or me." Barry replies, "I don't know what to say. I like both you guys, you know, in different ways. But I guess if I had to pick one of you, it would have to be Will."

Answer: Margaritaville

After Anton leaves, another maid, Marta, walks up to Karen and says, "I've never seen a maid like you before. Where you from exactly?" Karen says, "Oh. I'm from Margaritaville."

Answer: chimp

Will tells Jack, "Okay, he chose me over you. Do you think that makes me happy?" Will giggles and then Jack says, "Stop smiling. It's unnatural on you. A smile on you is like a nice pair of legs on a chimp."

Answer: Kitty Litter

Barry wants to date other people and Will is trying to talk him out of it. Barry tells him, "Look, Will, you're great, but I've only been out a month. And I've only been good-looking a week. I need to see what's out there. I wanna do a share on Fire Island. I wanna see Cher in Vegas. I want a drag name. Something like 'Kitty Litter'."

Answer: he didn't drink

Karen comes clean and says, "It's all a lie. I'm not who you think I am. I'm not good or real. I'm evil and imaginary. And I'm rich. Filthy rich! I'm not a maid. I'm a snoot, a swell, a fat cat." She then exposes her breasts and says, "Look at these soft, unlined breasts.

They've never done an honest day's work in their lives." Anton says, "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. I've been looking at your breasts." Karen says, "My name is Karen Walker, and I'm the opposite of everything you stand for. I'm uptown, you're downtown. I'm upstairs, you're downstairs. I'm uppers. I'm downers. Do you think that there's any way that you could ever love someone as rich and powerful as me?" Anton replies, "Of course. You're my soul mate. I love you, rich or poor." Karen says, "Oh, darling. I've waited my whole life for this moment. Let's celebrate.

This calls for champagne." Anton tells her he doesn't drink and Karen says, "It can't work. We're from two different worlds."