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Quiz about Gilmore Girls Quotes
Quiz about Gilmore Girls Quotes

The Ultimate "Gilmore Girls" Quotes Quiz | Television


I'll give you a quotes and you have to identify who spoke it. These are from seasons one through six.

A multiple-choice quiz by hpspider. Estimated time: 7 mins.
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Author
hpspider
Time
7 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
224,001
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
15
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
10 / 15
Plays
6665
Awards
Top 20% Quiz
Last 3 plays: dhansen0405 (12/15), Bray2006 (10/15), Guest 199 (8/15).
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Question 1 of 15
1. "A few weeks ago you told me that Lane had a crush on me. Well, I have a crush on her, too. Now, I know you have very strict rules about dating and boys, but I just want you to know that I'm a good person. I don't smoke, I don't drink, I've never gotten a ticket, I'm healthy, I take care of myself, I floss. I never watch more than 30 minutes of television a night partly because I think it's a waste of time and partly because there's nothing on. I respect my parents, I do well in school, I never play video games in case they do someday prove that playing them can turn you into a serial killer. I don't drink coffee. I hate soda because the carbonation freaks me out. I'm happy to give up meat if you feel strongly about it. I don't mind wearing a tie. I enjoy playing those hymns on my guitar, and I really, really want to take your daughter to the prom. Mrs. Kim? Please don't make me repeat that list again." Hint


Question 2 of 15
2. Speaker 1: "She's back. She's coming back!"

Lorelai: "What? Where?"

Speaker 1: "I don't know, maybe she forgot her phone, or her spell book, or something."
Hint


Question 3 of 15
3. "Taylor, no, no, no, no, and every day from now on 'til the end of my life, I am gonna come in here and say, "Taylor, no." And when I die, I'm gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be, "How's Ted?" followed closely by, "Taylor, no." Hint


Question 4 of 15
4. Speaker 1: "Hey, you know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world. I mean think about it, you never hear the word oy and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word."

Emily: "Oh dear God."

Speaker 1: "Poodle is another funny word. In fact, if you put oy and poodle together, in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catch phrase you know? Like, 'Oy with the poodles already'. So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catch phrase- Oy with the poodles already! I'm telling you, it's knocking 'Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis' right out of first place."
Hint


Question 5 of 15
5. "This town is like one big outpatient mental institution." Hint


Question 6 of 15
6. Lorelai: "What, did you break into our house, you got all dressed in black and pulled a 'Mission: Impossible'?"

Speaker 2: "Actually, I came down the chimney and pulled a Santa Claus."

Lorelai: "Very funny."

Speaker 2: "Thought a ridiculous accusation deserved a ridiculous response."
Hint


Question 7 of 15
7. "Now, walk smooth. That's the new 'Harry Potter' on your heads. If they should drop, Harry will die, and there won't be anymore books." Hint


Question 8 of 15
8. Lorelai: "Rory, we're home."

Speaker 2: "Lorelai, you really should think about..."

Lorelai: "Rory, for the love of God be home."
Hint


Question 9 of 15
9. Luke: "He paid you for it, right?"
Speaker 2: "Nothing's free."
Luke: "And he paid cash?"
Speaker 2: "Mostly twenties."
Luke: "Did you make sure Andrew Jackson was on the bills, not Alfred E. Newman or someone?"
Speaker 2 "Looked real to me."
Luke: "Well, when he took the money out of wherever he had it, did a mask or a gun fall out?"
Speaker 2: "No, but he was carrying it in a canvas bag with a big dollar sign on it."
Luke: "Really?"
Speaker 2: "No."
Luke: "Good."
Speaker 2: "Guys are stupid."
Hint


Question 10 of 15
10. Speaker 1: "You have the word "Juicy" on your rear end."
Lorelai: "Uh... Well, if I'd known you were coming over, I would have changed."
Speaker 1: "Into what? A brassiere with the word "Tasty" on it?"
Hint


Question 11 of 15
11. Speaker 1: "Who are the rosary beads for?"
Lorelai: "They're mine."
Speaker 1: "What do you need rosary beads for?"
Lorelai: "They're cute."
Speaker 1: "They're for prayer."
Lorelai: "Well, pray they match my blue suit."
Speaker 1: "They've just upgraded you to a queen-size bed, jacuzzi tub, junior suite in hell."
Hint


Question 12 of 15
12. Speaker 1: "I pierced my nose. And within an hour of having it done, my nose swelled up to four times its normal size, blocking all nasal passage, making it impossible to breathe. I went to the emergency room, where they pried the thing out of my nose and shot me up with antibiotics. I spent the night with an ice pack strapped to my face. It seems that I was allergic to the crap metal hoop that I paid $19.95 to have jammed into my nose."

Louise: "Did you take a picture?"

Speaker 1: "No, Louise, I did not take a picture. I was a little busy trying to get air to my brain cells, a burden you've not yet faced."
Hint


Question 13 of 15
13. Rory: "And we get to wear uniforms. No more having people check you out to see what jeans you're wearing 'cause everyone's dressed alike in boring clothes and just there to learn."

Speaker 2: "Okay, there's academic-minded and then there's Amish."
Hint


Question 14 of 15
14. Speaker 1: "I have night terrors."
Luke: "Night terrors?"
Speaker 1: "Basically, I freak out at beddy-bye. About an hour after I fall asleep, I wake up in panic. Everything around me seems threatening, scary, out to get me. Two nights ago, I was suddenly gripped with the overwhelming feeling that there was an assassin in my house. I had to get out of the room before he got me, so I jumped out of bed and locked my pillow in the bathroom."

Luke: "Why?"
Speaker 1: "Because it was a bomb."
Luke: "Of course."

Speaker 1: "After neutralizing my pillow, I ran up the stairs, climbed out the bathroom window, scaled the trellis up the side of the house, and hid on the roof...completely naked."
Luke: "Aw, jeez!"

Speaker 1: "The worst part of night terrors is it always ends up with me on top of the roof completely naked or running down the street completely naked or swimming in the community-center pool completely naked. That was the time I thought I was on fire."
Hint


Question 15 of 15
15. Speaker 1: "How about that one?"
Lorelai: "Too pale. Pale means sickly."
Speaker 1: "Or sunscreen."
Lorelai: "Or mad cow disease."
Speaker 1: "Pale does not mean mad cow disease."
Lorelai: "Have you ever had mad cow disease?"
Speaker 1: "Twice last week and my coloring was great."
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1. "A few weeks ago you told me that Lane had a crush on me. Well, I have a crush on her, too. Now, I know you have very strict rules about dating and boys, but I just want you to know that I'm a good person. I don't smoke, I don't drink, I've never gotten a ticket, I'm healthy, I take care of myself, I floss. I never watch more than 30 minutes of television a night partly because I think it's a waste of time and partly because there's nothing on. I respect my parents, I do well in school, I never play video games in case they do someday prove that playing them can turn you into a serial killer. I don't drink coffee. I hate soda because the carbonation freaks me out. I'm happy to give up meat if you feel strongly about it. I don't mind wearing a tie. I enjoy playing those hymns on my guitar, and I really, really want to take your daughter to the prom. Mrs. Kim? Please don't make me repeat that list again."

Answer: Dave

Dave (played by Adam Brody) is in a few episodes as Lane's secret crush and later, boyfriend. This quote took place in the third season when prom is coming up and Dave wants Mrs. Kim's approval to take Lane.
2. Speaker 1: "She's back. She's coming back!" Lorelai: "What? Where?" Speaker 1: "I don't know, maybe she forgot her phone, or her spell book, or something."

Answer: Michel

Michel, played by Yanic Truesdale, was talking about Paris. Someone who frightens him. Michel says this in season six when Paris no longer rooms with Rory and comes to Lorelai with her problems. They meet at the Dragonfly, but no one enjoys her company.
3. "Taylor, no, no, no, no, and every day from now on 'til the end of my life, I am gonna come in here and say, "Taylor, no." And when I die, I'm gonna have them freeze me next to Ted Williams, and when they find the cure to what I died of and they unfreeze me, my first words are gonna be, "How's Ted?" followed closely by, "Taylor, no."

Answer: Luke

Luke (Scott Patterson) has a diner where Lorelai and Rory eat a lot. He also does not like Taylor and it is funny to see them arguing all the time. Here, Luke does not want Taylor to open an old fashion ice cream shop next to the diner, but eventually gives in when Lorelai likes the idea in season three.
4. Speaker 1: "Hey, you know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world. I mean think about it, you never hear the word oy and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word." Emily: "Oh dear God." Speaker 1: "Poodle is another funny word. In fact, if you put oy and poodle together, in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catch phrase you know? Like, 'Oy with the poodles already'. So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catch phrase- Oy with the poodles already! I'm telling you, it's knocking 'Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis' right out of first place."

Answer: Lorelai

Lorelai (Lauren Graham) is just talking to make time go by before dinner at her parent's place in season two. It is the last episode of the season where Sookie and Jackson get married.
5. "This town is like one big outpatient mental institution."

Answer: Christopher

Christoper, played by David Sutcliffe, is Rory's father and makes the statement above when he comes to visit Stars Hollow in the second season when he comes to see Rory after she got in the accident with Jess. He says this during Kirk's movie that he made.
6. Lorelai: "What, did you break into our house, you got all dressed in black and pulled a 'Mission: Impossible'?" Speaker 2: "Actually, I came down the chimney and pulled a Santa Claus." Lorelai: "Very funny." Speaker 2: "Thought a ridiculous accusation deserved a ridiculous response."

Answer: Jess

Jess (Milo Ventimiglia) was returning Rory's bracelet that Dean made her when an angry Lorelai stopped him in season two. In this episode Jess earns some money by cleaning the rain gutters at Lorelai's house.
7. "Now, walk smooth. That's the new 'Harry Potter' on your heads. If they should drop, Harry will die, and there won't be anymore books."

Answer: Miss Patty

Miss Patty, Liz Torres, is the dance teacher and was teaching some students how to walk smoothly. This was said in the first season, Rory's first day at Chilton.
8. Lorelai: "Rory, we're home." Speaker 2: "Lorelai, you really should think about..." Lorelai: "Rory, for the love of God be home."

Answer: Richard

Richard, Edward Hermann, is Lorelai's father and was getting back from spending a day with Lorelai at her job in the second season. The reason he was in Stars Hollow was because he quit his job and was driving Emily crazy at their home. Emily begged Lorelai to take him for a day.
9. Luke: "He paid you for it, right?" Speaker 2: "Nothing's free." Luke: "And he paid cash?" Speaker 2: "Mostly twenties." Luke: "Did you make sure Andrew Jackson was on the bills, not Alfred E. Newman or someone?" Speaker 2 "Looked real to me." Luke: "Well, when he took the money out of wherever he had it, did a mask or a gun fall out?" Speaker 2: "No, but he was carrying it in a canvas bag with a big dollar sign on it." Luke: "Really?" Speaker 2: "No." Luke: "Good." Speaker 2: "Guys are stupid."

Answer: Gypsy

Gypsy (Rose Abdoo) was confronted by Luke when Jess showed up with a car and wondered when he got it. This took place in the third season when Jess got a job at a Wal-Mart, which was how he could afford the car.
10. Speaker 1: "You have the word "Juicy" on your rear end." Lorelai: "Uh... Well, if I'd known you were coming over, I would have changed." Speaker 1: "Into what? A brassiere with the word "Tasty" on it?"

Answer: Emily

Emily (Kelly Bishop) is the annoying mother of Lorelai and criticizes her all the time. Emily says this when she comes to tell Lorelai that she will not need her and Sookie to help with the food at a business party.
11. Speaker 1: "Who are the rosary beads for?" Lorelai: "They're mine." Speaker 1: "What do you need rosary beads for?" Lorelai: "They're cute." Speaker 1: "They're for prayer." Lorelai: "Well, pray they match my blue suit." Speaker 1: "They've just upgraded you to a queen-size bed, jacuzzi tub, junior suite in hell."

Answer: Rory

Rory, Alexis Bledel, is Rory Gilmore, Lorelai's daughter. She goes along with much of her mother's nonsense, but is very bright. In this episode they had just got back from their backpacking trip in Europe they were going through all the stuff they bought. It was the first episode of the fourth season.
12. Speaker 1: "I pierced my nose. And within an hour of having it done, my nose swelled up to four times its normal size, blocking all nasal passage, making it impossible to breathe. I went to the emergency room, where they pried the thing out of my nose and shot me up with antibiotics. I spent the night with an ice pack strapped to my face. It seems that I was allergic to the crap metal hoop that I paid $19.95 to have jammed into my nose." Louise: "Did you take a picture?" Speaker 1: "No, Louise, I did not take a picture. I was a little busy trying to get air to my brain cells, a burden you've not yet faced."

Answer: Paris

Paris (Liza Weil) is the over-achieving girl Rory first meets at Chilton. They later go to Yale together and are roommates. Paris said this in the third season when Rory told her to do something spontaneous to keep her mind off her schoolwork.
13. Rory: "And we get to wear uniforms. No more having people check you out to see what jeans you're wearing 'cause everyone's dressed alike in boring clothes and just there to learn." Speaker 2: "Okay, there's academic-minded and then there's Amish."

Answer: Lane

Lane, Keiko Agena, is Rory's best friend and something like a second sister to her. This is said when Rory tells Lane about Chilton and how much she's going to love going there in the first season.
14. Speaker 1: "I have night terrors." Luke: "Night terrors?" Speaker 1: "Basically, I freak out at beddy-bye. About an hour after I fall asleep, I wake up in panic. Everything around me seems threatening, scary, out to get me. Two nights ago, I was suddenly gripped with the overwhelming feeling that there was an assassin in my house. I had to get out of the room before he got me, so I jumped out of bed and locked my pillow in the bathroom." Luke: "Why?" Speaker 1: "Because it was a bomb." Luke: "Of course." Speaker 1: "After neutralizing my pillow, I ran up the stairs, climbed out the bathroom window, scaled the trellis up the side of the house, and hid on the roof...completely naked." Luke: "Aw, jeez!" Speaker 1: "The worst part of night terrors is it always ends up with me on top of the roof completely naked or running down the street completely naked or swimming in the community-center pool completely naked. That was the time I thought I was on fire."

Answer: Kirk

Kirk, played by Sean Gunn, is what some people might call the "town nut job". He has many random jobs all over and is a very strange person. He has this conversation with Luke when Kirk and Lulu are invited for the test run of the Dragonfly Inn at the end of the fourth season.
15. Speaker 1: "How about that one?" Lorelai: "Too pale. Pale means sickly." Speaker 1: "Or sunscreen." Lorelai: "Or mad cow disease." Speaker 1: "Pale does not mean mad cow disease." Lorelai: "Have you ever had mad cow disease?" Speaker 1: "Twice last week and my coloring was great."

Answer: Luke

Luke sometimes joins in the craziness of Lorelai and her daughter and the strange world they live in. In this episode, season three, Luke asks for Lorelai's help when looking for a bigger apartment for him and Jess.
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