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"I Love Lisa" Quiz!

How well do you remember the episode where Ralph Wiggum fell in love with Lisa?

A multiple-choice quiz by crumbworks. Estimated time: 4 mins.

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Author
crumbworks

Time
4 mins

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Multiple Choice

Quiz #
114,828

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
7 / 10

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3094

Last 3 plays: Guest 184 (4/10), Guest 82 (6/10), Guest 176 (8/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. What does the first Valentine's Day card that Lisa gave to Ralph say? Hint

"Will You Be My Valentine?"

"Let's Bee Friends'

"Our Sparks Fly High"

"I Choo-Choo-Choose You"

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Question 2 of 10

2. What does Homer say he would do for tickets to Krusty's 29th Anniversary Show? Hint

donate his liver to the hospital

sell his first born son

marry a gay executive producer

dance until he drops

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Question 3 of 10

3. What "line" does Homer NOT tell Lisa so she can let Ralph know she doesn't like him? Hint

"I am gay"

"I don't wanna kill you, but I will"

"I don't speak English"

"I'm married to the sea"

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Question 4 of 10

4. Chief Wiggum pulls Homer over for having a broken tail light. Initially, is there anything wrong with his light?

Yes

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Question 5 of 10

5. According to Wiggum, what stain never cleans? Hint

chocolate

soda

gravy

tomato

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Question 6 of 10

6. When Ralph says he would do anything for Lisa, what does Homer make him do? Hint

reshingle the roof

paint the garage

paint the fence

re-carpet the floor

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Question 7 of 10

7. When Ralph asks his dad about love, what is Chief Wiggum smashing walnuts with? Hint

a nutcracker

a hammer

his baton

his pistol

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Question 8 of 10

8. In Lisa's class, there is a refined boy with a very elegant accent and very good acting skills. What is his name? Hint

Tag

Trevor

Stevenson

Rex

9. Chief Wiggum acquired the tickets for Krusty's anniversary show by claiming to bust Krusty watching a porno movie at the theatre, even though he was there to see the movie himself. What is the name of the movie? Hint

"Debbie Does Springfield"

"Forrest Hump"

"Honk If You're Horny"

"Total Booty Call"

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Question 10 of 10

10. What part does Bart play in the school's performance?

Answer: (Three Words (name of infamous assassin))

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Most Recent Scores

Apr 17 2024 : Guest 184: 4/10
Apr 15 2024 : Guest 82: 6/10
Mar 24 2024 : Guest 176: 8/10
Mar 11 2024 : Guest 98: 6/10
Feb 28 2024 : kstyle53: 10/10
Feb 27 2024 : Guest 108: 9/10

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. What does the first Valentine's Day card that Lisa gave to Ralph say?

Answer: "I Choo-Choo-Choose You"

The card has a picture of a train on it. Ahh, Valentine's Day....the king of pun days.

2. What does Homer say he would do for tickets to Krusty's 29th Anniversary Show?

Answer: sell his first born son

After Homer says this, Bart is clearly distraught, but Homer quickly replies "You'll do as you're told!"

3. What "line" does Homer NOT tell Lisa so she can let Ralph know she doesn't like him?

Answer: "I am gay"

Homer's concluding 'line' is not "I am gay", but instead "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

4. Chief Wiggum pulls Homer over for having a broken tail light. Initially, is there anything wrong with his light?

Answer: No

Nothing is wrong with it until Chief Wiggum smashes it with his baton.

5. According to Wiggum, what stain never cleans?

Answer: chocolate

Wiggum has a chocolate stain on the very pants he is wearing that night.

6. When Ralph says he would do anything for Lisa, what does Homer make him do?

Answer: reshingle the roof

Ralph says "Mr. Simpson, the fumes are making me dizzy", to which Homer replies "Yeah, they'll do that".

7. When Ralph asks his dad about love, what is Chief Wiggum smashing walnuts with?

Answer: his pistol

He gets frustrated because the nuts are not cracking with the butt of his pistol, so he takes a step back and shoots it. "Let that be a lesson to the rest of you nuts!"

8. In Lisa's class, there is a refined boy with a very elegant accent and very good acting skills. What is his name?

Answer: Rex

The part in the play is won by Ralph, not Rex, because Chief Wiggum placed a boot on her car.

Answer: "Debbie Does Springfield"

After Wiggum tells this story to Lisa, she says "That story isn't suitable for children!" to which Chief Wiggum retracts "Really? I keep my pants on in this version."

10. What part does Bart play in the school's performance?

Answer: John Wilkes Booth

John Wilkes Booth (Bart) to Abraham Lincoln (Milhouse): "Hasta la vista, Abey."

Source: Author crumbworks

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