"Joey": "Joey and the Assistant" Quiz

Answer: Jason

Bobbie noticed that Joey's become very erratic lately so she recommended that he hire a personal assistant.
Bobbie: "They run errands for you. They organize your personal life. Plus, they do tricks! Watch this. Jason, would you be a doll and come in here with a cup balanced on your head?"

Answer: The Robot

For some reason both Bobbie and Joey found this highly entertaining.
Bobbie: "Jason, say hi to Joey Tribbiani."
Jason: "Hello. I have a Master's Degree."

Answer: Jesus

Joey told Alex and Gina that he needed a personal assistant because he was becoming a busy celebrity.
Joey: "A guy recognized me on the street yesterday."
Gina: "A homeless man asked if you were Jesus."
Joey: "He knew who I was."

Answer: Glen

Howie also wanted to be Joey's assistant.
Howard: "Let me be your assistant!"
Joey: "Don't you already have a job?"
Howard: "I'm Senior Vice President of the third largest bank in California, but it's a dead-end job."

Answer: Minnesota

Glen had just moved to California five years ago and loved the work of a personal assistant.
Joey: "Where are you from?"
Glen: "Minnesota."
Joey: "Wow, you're English is great."

Answer: pizza

Glen: "Hmm, I'm gonna have to go with pizza, because you can eat it directly off your stomach without utensils while still lying in bed."
Joey was completely blown away by Glen's response.

Answer: Pepperdine

Seth did not think much of Pepperdine University and used it as a way of making fun of Alex.
Alex: "The point of mediation is to resolve the dispute in a calm and peaceful way."
Seth: "Which we'd have a chance of doing if we had a real lawyer."
Alex: "I am a real lawyer, Mr. Tobin."
Seth: "Oh, is 'Ally McBeal' getting a little flustered?"

Answer: "A-Team"

Alex was ecstatic to find out that Joey had been an eyewitness to the day Michael and Seth worked together. She requested that Joey share everything he remembered about that day.
Joey: "Okay, um, I was sitting right here watching a rerun of the 'A-Team'. Uh, you guys were over there talking, and then Michael said, 'Blah, blah, blah, science stuff.'" And Mr. T said, 'I ain't gettin' on no plane.' And then Michael said, 'Blah, blah, blah' and then Seth said, 'I pity the fool!'- Oh wait, that might've been Mr. T."

Answer: "What's seven times nine?"

Joey, unfortunately, remembered very little about the day in question except that he had thrown a battery at Seth.
Alex: "But Seth doesn't know that you don't remember anything, so we'll bluff and say that you do. All you have to do is stand there and look thoughtful."
Joey: "Okay, I just need to think of something to give me that serious face."
Michael: "What's seven times nine?"
(Joey looks perplexed)
Michael: "Perfect."

Answer: "Sister Act"

Gina admitted to Joey that she actually really liked Glen.
Gina: "It means that I like, maybe kinda really like him."
Joey: "Yeah?"
Gina: "Glen is different. When we went to the video store, he held the door open for me."
Joey: "For you?!"
Gina: "I know! And between you and me, I don't think he was that into 'Sister Act', but he let me choose. And he didn't even glance at the porn section, which I happen to find very respectful."