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Quiz about MASH  Crisis
Quiz about MASH  Crisis

'M*A*S*H' - 'Crisis' Trivia Quiz


The supply lines have been cut, and suddenly the 4077th finds itself without many of the 'luxuries' that it usually enjoys, like food. How will our favorite 'M*A*S*H' denizens fare? Let's find out!

A multiple-choice quiz by thejazzkickazz. Estimated time: 4 mins.
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Time
4 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
246,425
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
7 / 10
Plays
2145
Awards
Top 5% quiz!
Last 3 plays: Guest 24 (10/10), Guest 76 (8/10), Guest 174 (9/10).
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Question 1 of 10
1. Henry calls an important meeting of his officers to announce that the supply lines to the 4077th have been cut. Radar goes through a laundry list of items that will no longer be available. What item mentioned by Radar elicits a 'That hurts' from Hawkeye? Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. Hawkeye and Trapper are extremeley annoyed by this new crisis, and make their usual criticisms of the army. Frank responds that all this ridicule of the army is galling, especially from officers. Hawkeye claims that he is not an officer, but rather he was simply 'captured' by two members of the draft board. How was he captured? Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. Henry assigns each of the officers to a certain duty during this supply crisis. Who is put in charge of camp morale? Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. In the mess tent, Father Mulcahy is running a bingo game. Frank walks in and is especially disgusted by the fact that Klinger is using what items to cover the numbers on his bingo cards? Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. In Margaret's tent, Frank and Hot Lips try to keep warm together while eating something Frank has stolen from the kitchen. What food item(s) has Frank illegally and very selfishly required for himself and Margaret? Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. In order to save on heating, more people have been ordered to sleep together in certain tents. Henry, Radar, Father Mulcahy and Klinger have all moved into the Swamp. Henry warns the others that he does something annoying while asleep, what is it? Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. After his usual vesper, Father Mulcahy recites another, much more amusing prayer that goes as follows:

Now I lay me down to sleep,
a bag of peanuts at my feet.
If I should die before I wake...

What is the last line of this charming rhyme?
Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. The following night, the same group of men find themselves packed into Henry's tent, even smaller than the Swamp. As a result, a hammock has been set up over the cots. Who sleeps in the hammock? Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. Hawkeye notices that Frank has no blanket, and questions the Major about it. Frank claims that he has very low metabolism and very low body temperature. The truth is, Frank has a heated clothing item. What item, or items, are heated on Frank's body? Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. During the episode, we see Henry's office slowly emptied of its contents. By the end of the episode, the only things remaining in there are a box to sit on, the telephone and what other item? Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. Henry calls an important meeting of his officers to announce that the supply lines to the 4077th have been cut. Radar goes through a laundry list of items that will no longer be available. What item mentioned by Radar elicits a 'That hurts' from Hawkeye?

Answer: Toilet paper

Among the items that they won't be receiving: fruit, vegetables, assorted food, fuel oil, blankets, bandages, linen, toilet paper (That hurts.), mail call, electric parts, flares, winter clothes, playing cards and shuttlecocks.
2. Hawkeye and Trapper are extremeley annoyed by this new crisis, and make their usual criticisms of the army. Frank responds that all this ridicule of the army is galling, especially from officers. Hawkeye claims that he is not an officer, but rather he was simply 'captured' by two members of the draft board. How was he captured?

Answer: Butterfly net

In response to Hawkeye's comment about the buttefly net, Frank rants, 'There you go. There's your lounge lizard at work!' Trapper is so amused, he responds, 'That one I gotta write down.'
3. Henry assigns each of the officers to a certain duty during this supply crisis. Who is put in charge of camp morale?

Answer: Father Mulcahy

Frank is assigned to food detail, while Trapper has been put in charge of heat and electric power. Hawkeye has nabbed maintenance and general supply duty, and Hot Lips is naturally in charge of the nurses. Finally, we have Radar as housing officer, and Father Mulcahy in charge of morale.

After Trapper here's that Radar is in charge of housing, he asks to see the lad after the meeting is over.
4. In the mess tent, Father Mulcahy is running a bingo game. Frank walks in and is especially disgusted by the fact that Klinger is using what items to cover the numbers on his bingo cards?

Answer: Coffee beans

Seeing as how the 4077th is low on supplies, it does seem rather frivolous that Father Mulcahy has allowed coffee beans to be used as bingo markers. On the other hand, it's not as if the beans can't still be used to make coffee. Frank is also annoyed, or perhaps jealous, that Klinger wears a mink coat.
5. In Margaret's tent, Frank and Hot Lips try to keep warm together while eating something Frank has stolen from the kitchen. What food item(s) has Frank illegally and very selfishly required for himself and Margaret?

Answer: Ham

As food supply officer, Frank has 'requisitioned [the ham] on a chain of command priority basis', to which Margaret gleefully responds, 'You swiped it, right?' Unfortunately for the two of them, Hawkeye and Trapper show up and sniff out their illegally comestible booty. After confiscating the ham, Hawkeye facetiously says, 'Major, what happened here tonight will never leave this room.'
6. In order to save on heating, more people have been ordered to sleep together in certain tents. Henry, Radar, Father Mulcahy and Klinger have all moved into the Swamp. Henry warns the others that he does something annoying while asleep, what is it?

Answer: He snores

Not only does Henry seemingly suffer from small-bladder syndrome, he also claims to snore very loudly, so loudly that he could make the 'Olympic snoring team', that he can 'snore the siding off a house' and that he has received a fan letter from the 'seismograph people at Fordham'.

When asked what can be done about this problem, Henry suggests with a smile, 'Do what my wife does. Hold me close.'
7. After his usual vesper, Father Mulcahy recites another, much more amusing prayer that goes as follows: Now I lay me down to sleep, a bag of peanuts at my feet. If I should die before I wake... What is the last line of this charming rhyme?

Answer: Give them to my brother Jake.

This is Father Mulcahy at his most charming. Unfortunately, the prayer does not lead directly to sleep, as the evening is interrupted by more wounded in the compound. With tight supplies, the doctors are in for a rough night!
8. The following night, the same group of men find themselves packed into Henry's tent, even smaller than the Swamp. As a result, a hammock has been set up over the cots. Who sleeps in the hammock?

Answer: Frank

One would think Radar would be the one to choose the hammock, since it would be more fun for a kid, but Frank somehow manages to get rights to it. The tent is so ridiculously packed that Hawkeye quips, 'What time does this tent reach Ellis Island?'
9. Hawkeye notices that Frank has no blanket, and questions the Major about it. Frank claims that he has very low metabolism and very low body temperature. The truth is, Frank has a heated clothing item. What item, or items, are heated on Frank's body?

Answer: Socks

Trapper reaches up and notices that Frank's feet are very warm, he has a pair of hunting socks! Immediately, Hawkeye and Trapper go to work at removing the socks, much to the consternation of Father Mulcahy, who leaves the tent to set up bingo for the following morning.
10. During the episode, we see Henry's office slowly emptied of its contents. By the end of the episode, the only things remaining in there are a box to sit on, the telephone and what other item?

Answer: Skeleton

In an earlier scene we see Henry sitting at his desk with no legs. Henry annoyedly remarks, 'To cut off a man's legs and steal his drawers!' Later, the entire desk but the desk top has been taken. Finally, the desk, and practically everything else is gone from Henry's office, but there's a nice echo!
Source: Author thejazzkickazz

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