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1. As we fade in to another episode of 'M*A*S*H' we see the flags of South Korea, the United States and the U.N. being lowered. Yes, Frank Burns is once again in charge while Henry is away, and naturally he has ordered an inspection. Before the inspection, Ferret Face orders an ill-advised ceremonial salute that targets Radar's bugle. Which character reluctantly fires the cannon salute?
2. After ordering arms, Frank Burns makes a little speech to the camp, announcing his authority to all those concerned. He also introduces his 'fine adjutant', Margaret Houlihan. Finish this Frank Burns quote: 'Talking to the Major (Houlihan) is like talking to me since we are ________ with each other at all times!' (Fill in the blank)
3. During the company inspection, Frank puts one of the men on report for which of the following 'infractions'?
4. Next up, Klinger. Naturally, the disgruntled Toledoan doesn't disappoint, wearing an assortment of feminine accessories. Which of these delightful adornments does Frank complain about first?
5. We discover at this point that Frank has selected Hawkeye to be officer of the day. When Frank discovers that neither Trapper nor Hawkeye made it to inspection (naturally) he immediately heads toward the Swamp where Hawkeye is still sleeping. Frank is known for making oddball replies to innocuous greetings by Trapper. How does Frank respond to Trapper's 'Hi, Frank' in this episode?
6. After being rudely hoisted from his cot by Frank Burns, Hawkeye describes his dream, which includes himself and his mother walking along the beach. He claims to see a 'giant, bleached out _______ lying on the sand.' (Fill in the blank)
7. When Frank hands Hawkeye a gun in holster as part of his O.D. uniform, Hawkeye is prompted to make his now-famous speech about not wearing a sidearm. Which of these does he not include in his legendary 'carry' speech?
8. Hawkeye reluctantly accepts his new position as O.D. and is immediately set upon by the rapacious Radar, who insists on collecting Hawkeye's signature on the daily camp forms. Hawkeye is also requested to change the guard, and the daily password. Which daily password is decided on for the guards?
9. Hawkeye immediately proceeds to Henry's office where he begins 'inspecting the inside of his eyelids'. Radar rudely awakens Hawkeye because an LIP (Local Indigenous Personnel) needs medical attention. This fellow is the first of several folks with the identical name. What is this repeating name of the day?
10. As if having filling out forms, seeing to LIPs and generally missing out on sleep is not enough, Hawkeye must next confront that madcap 'intelligence' man Colonel Flagg. Approaching Flagg, Hawkeye introduces himself by his O.D. arm band, announcing himself as which famous actress?
11. Flagg has arrived at camp with a wounded North Korean soldier that he wants patched up quickly so that the Colonel can execute him over the weekend.
12. One of the sub-plots of this episode involves a tailor, Mr. Yu, who is creating a new suit for Trapper. Not only is Mr. Yu a rotten tailor, his two sons, Marshall and Elroy, cause big problems with their kleptomania. Among the items they steal from the camp is which of these vital objects?
13. Trapper and Hawkeye, performing in their typical subversive manner, refuse to cooperate with Colonel Flagg's plans, prompting the latter to call the two doctors a couple of...?
14. Another sub-plot in this episode revolves around Corporal Klinger, who is desperate for a three-day pass to Seoul. He attempts to escape several times during the episode. Does he finally get his wish?
15. At the end of the episode, we see the result of Mr. Yu's tailoring, but there is something wrong with the suit he has made for Trapper. What, exactly, is the problem?
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