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Quiz about Mamas Family EpisodeMy Phony Valentine

"Mama's Family" Episode--"My Phony Valentine" Quiz

This quiz is about the very funny episode called "My Phony Valentine". I hope you enjoy it.

A multiple-choice quiz by sophia_jr. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
sophia_jr

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
144,648

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
15

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
9 / 15

Plays
970

Last 3 plays: Cherrytop80 (15/15), Guest 24 (10/15), Guest 174 (11/15).

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Question 1 of 15

1. At the opening of the show, why is Naomi so upset? Hint

She was fired from Food Circus

Iola told her she looked like a "sleaze puppy"

She ruined her favorite dress

She got "Mr. Monthly Visitor"

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Question 2 of 15

2. What did Vint buy Naomi for Valentine's Day? Hint

a wrist corsage with two dead carnations and red licorice whips

a puppy only to find out that she's allergic to dogs

a new bowling ball with someone else's name engraved on it

a dress that is WAY to big for her

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Question 3 of 15

3. How many Valentine's Days have Iola and Thelma spent in front of the television together? Hint

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Question 4 of 15

4. Who was Bubba's date for the Valentine's dance? Hint

Vernette Boylin

Cindy Lou Tuttweiller

Stella Morgandorfer

Bunny Vanderhaus

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Question 5 of 15

5. What did Bubba buy his date for Valentine's Day? Hint

nothing--he gave her flowers from Mama's garden

a year's supply of exotic chocolates

a diamond ring that turned out to be fake

plastic tulips and diet candy

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Question 6 of 15

6. What did Naomi tell Vint that she wanted for Valentine's Day? Hint

a baby

a rotating bed for their "love nest"

the silk nightie she saw in the window at Neidermeyers

a dozen long-stemmed roses and a big heart-shaped box of chocolates

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Question 7 of 15

7. Who did Iola say her date for the dance was? Hint

Dennis MacGuire

Pert Lincoln

Rusty Linderhoff

Philbert O'Keefe

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Question 8 of 15

8. What was the occupation of Iola's date? Hint

a pawn shop owner

her mother's podiatrist

her mother's chiropractor

her mother's physical therapist

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Question 9 of 15

9. What is the name of Mama's supposed date? Hint

Leon

Pert

Mel

Stan

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Question 10 of 15

10. Where did Mama say she met her date? Hint

Roselle set them up

at a singles bar in Hinkley

the CLL Bachelor Auction

the senior citizens' center

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Question 11 of 15

11. Where did Mama say that her date was taking her? Hint

the Bigger Jigger

the church banquet

Chez Ray

Antonio's

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Question 12 of 15

12. What was the name of the dating service that Mama called to get her date? Hint

Swingin' Singles

Escort Escapade

Raytown Hunks

Rent-a-Gent

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Question 13 of 15

13. What does Mama's date pull up in? Hint

a Harley

a horse-drawn carriage

a white limousine

an old beat up pick-up

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Question 14 of 15

14. When Mama opened the door to meet her date, he was a 20-something beefcake. Her family wanted an explanation. Who did Thelma say he was? Hint

Burt, the chauffer

Guido, a door to door salesman

Orson, her date's grandson

she didn't know

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Question 15 of 15

15. BONUS: Finish Mama's quote: "Hello. Do you have any fantasy men for the _____________ ____________?"

Answer: (Two Words)

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Mar 24 2024 : Cherrytop80: 15/15
Mar 04 2024 : Guest 24: 10/15
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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. At the opening of the show, why is Naomi so upset?

Answer: She got "Mr. Monthly Visitor"

Mama noticed that Naomi was crying and told her the surest way to get "Mr. Monthly Visitor" was to circle an important day on the calendar. But Naomi wasn't upset that she got it on Valentine's Day, she was upset about it because she was hoping that she was pregnant.

2. What did Vint buy Naomi for Valentine's Day?

Answer: a wrist corsage with two dead carnations and red licorice whips

Yes...sadly dear Vint decided to buy her a corsage a week before Valentine's Day ("to avoid the rush"). Not to mention he got the licorice whips on sale. Prince Charming he ain't.

3. How many Valentine's Days have Iola and Thelma spent in front of the television together?

Answer: 6

For the past six years they have watched a sad movie while the others went to the church dance.

4. Who was Bubba's date for the Valentine's dance?

Answer: Bunny Vanderhaus

The bratty Bunny was Bubba's date.

5. What did Bubba buy his date for Valentine's Day?

Answer: plastic tulips and diet candy

Because he waited until the last minute, there was nothing left at the mall for Bubba to purchase for Bunny except the plastic tulips and "Lean Pralines." Needless to say, Bunny was horrified.

6. What did Naomi tell Vint that she wanted for Valentine's Day?

Answer: a dozen long-stemmed roses and a big heart-shaped box of chocolates

Much to Vint's dismay, Naomi wanted the traditional Valentine gifts-which were not to be found in Raytown.

7. Who did Iola say her date for the dance was?

Answer: Dennis MacGuire

Although she really didn't have a date Iola told everyone that she met Dennis MacGuire through her mother.

8. What was the occupation of Iola's date?

Answer: her mother's chiropractor

Thelma asked Iola if the chiropractor had "jumped her bones."

9. What is the name of Mama's supposed date?

Answer: Mel

Mama didn't really have a date--she pretended to so that Iola wouldn't feel obligated to spend Valentine's day with her. So she made Mel up.

10. Where did Mama say she met her date?

Answer: the senior citizens' center

Again...she made this up on the fly.

11. Where did Mama say that her date was taking her?

Answer: Chez Ray

Chez Ray...the finest in French cuisine, I am sure.

12. What was the name of the dating service that Mama called to get her date?

Answer: Rent-a-Gent

Rent-a-Gent...she finds out about it through Iola who sings the jingle which includes the phone number 555-GENT. Mama calls. Humor ensues.

13. What does Mama's date pull up in?

Answer: a white limousine

Mama was hoping that she could keep everything low key until she saw the limo.

14. When Mama opened the door to meet her date, he was a 20-something beefcake. Her family wanted an explanation. Who did Thelma say he was?

Answer: Burt, the chauffer

Mama was shocked when she saw such a young man at the door. She had specifically ordered a senior citizen as a date. The escort explained that on Valentine's day they run out of old guys fast. To save face, Mama said that the young man was the chauffer and that her date was too shy to get out of the limo.

15. BONUS: Finish Mama's quote: "Hello. Do you have any fantasy men for the _____________ ____________?"

Answer: Geritol generation

This is what Thelma asks when she calls 555-GENT.

Source: Author sophia_jr

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