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Television Quiz: "Married...With Children" Trivia | 15 Questions

As Al Bundy might say, "Let's Rock".

A multiple-choice quiz by AJLeatherman. Estimated time: 5 mins.

Author
AJLeatherman

Time
5 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
86,772

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
15

Difficulty
Tough

Avg Score
8 / 15

Plays
5794

Last 3 plays: Guest 104 (6/15), Guest 104 (6/15), Guest 174 (8/15).

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Question 1 of 15

1. Who is the only member of NO MAAM that is not married? Hint

Griff

Bob Rooney

Bud

Steve Rhoades

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Question 2 of 15

2. Complete the following quote: Al has just insulted a rather obese woman. The appalled woman then asked "How dare you say that to my face!" Al replied, "I'd say that behind your back, but..." Hint

"My car only has half a tank of gas!"

"It's in another zip code right now!"

"That's an all day trip, and I'd have to pack a lunch!"

"Then I'd have to navigate around your hump!"

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Question 3 of 15

3. What famous comedian played the role of Al's guardian angel? Hint

Alan Thicke

Rodney Dangerfield

Sam Kinison

Bobcat Goldthwait

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Question 4 of 15

4. When the Bundys go on vacation in Florida, they encounter a serial killer. When the killer is caught, the sheriff says he can't arrest the killer, because the town only has two claims to fame: The serial killer, and...? Hint

A room Don Knotts once slept in.

The world's largest trailer park.

A man who once met Andy Griffith.

A room Scott Baio once slept in.

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Question 5 of 15

5. Who was NO MAAM's official Sgt. At Arms? Hint

Bob Rooney

Ike

Griff

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Question 6 of 15

6. According to Kelly: "It is better to have loved and lost, than...."? Hint

"To have never guest starred on the 'Love Boat' "

"To never have seen 'Lost in Space' at all"

"To lose your lunch"

"To never been on 'Love Connection' at all"

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Question 7 of 15

7. In one episode, Al seeks wisdom from a man on a mountaintop. This results in the infamous Nine Commandments. What was the wise man's name? Hint

King Kong Bundy

Jebadiah Bundy

Ironhead Haynes

Puggy Weaver

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Question 8 of 15

8. What does Bob Rooney do for a living? Hint

Professional Bowler

Butcher

He's unemployed

Refrigerator repairman

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Question 9 of 15

9. Which of the following was NOT a part of the name of the local reporter, who was a recurring character in many episodes? Hint

Consuela

Veracruz

Miranda

Cardenal

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Question 10 of 15

10. What is the official beer of NO MAAM? Hint

Old Dusseldorf

Girly Girl

Schmidt's

Whatever's on special at the Liquor Store that week.

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Question 11 of 15

11. What was Steve Rhoades' middle name? Hint

Eugene

Montgomery

Cornelius

Bartholomew

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Question 12 of 15

12. One actor on the show appeared on the game show "Tic Tac Dough" in 1985. What was their character's name? Hint

Officer Dan

Griff

Bob Rooney

Miranda VeraCruz de la Jolla Cardenal

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Question 13 of 15

13. Before being cast as Jefferson D'Arcy, Ted McGinley had appeared in one episode as a different character. What obscure character did McGinley play? Hint

An unnamed used car salesman

Terry Rakolta

Rico, a male stripper

Norman Joblonsky

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Question 14 of 15

14. What is the brand name of Al's dream toilet? Hint

Turdson

Flushwell

Furgeson

Flushright

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Question 15 of 15

15. What future Oscar-nominated actor had a bit role on "Married...With Children", playing the bouncer at a wrestling arena? Hint

Ving Rhames

Gary Busey

Tiny 'Zeus' Lister, Jr.

Michael Clark Duncan

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Who is the only member of NO MAAM that is not married?

Answer: Griff

Griff often mentions his problems with his EX-wife. Bob Rooney is married. Bud was not granted NO MAAM membership. Steve Rhoades left the show before the NO MAAM storyline began.

2. Complete the following quote: Al has just insulted a rather obese woman. The appalled woman then asked "How dare you say that to my face!" Al replied, "I'd say that behind your back, but..."

Answer: "My car only has half a tank of gas!"

Al wasn't very politically correct when it came to obese women...or anything else, for that matter.

3. What famous comedian played the role of Al's guardian angel?

Answer: Sam Kinison

The late Sam Kinison played the guardian angel in the "It's A Bundyful Life" episode.

Answer: A man who once met Andy Griffith.

Unfortunately, the serial killer was also the man who met Andy Griffith, so the town couldn't afford to lose both.

5. Who was NO MAAM's official Sgt. At Arms?

Answer: Ike

Al refers to Ike as Sgt. at Arms in more than one episode.

6. According to Kelly: "It is better to have loved and lost, than...."?

Answer: "To never have seen 'Lost in Space' at all"

Kelly wasn't exactly an A-student.

7. In one episode, Al seeks wisdom from a man on a mountaintop. This results in the infamous Nine Commandments. What was the wise man's name?

Answer: Ironhead Haynes

Al's Commandment #2: "It is wrong to be French"

8. What does Bob Rooney do for a living?

Answer: Butcher

9. Which of the following was NOT a part of the name of the local reporter, who was a recurring character in many episodes?

Answer: Consuela

Her full name was Miranda VeraCruz De La Jolla Cardenal. Aren't you glad I didn't make that a fill in the blank question?

10. What is the official beer of NO MAAM?

Answer: Girly Girl

The group once considers adopting a new official beer, after Yoko Ono became associated with Girly Girl. However, after getting drunk during the "auditions" for the new official beer, they end up choosing Girly Girl once again.

11. What was Steve Rhoades' middle name?

Answer: Bartholomew

David Garrison left the show in 1990, although he did return to make a few guest appearances in later years.

12. One actor on the show appeared on the game show "Tic Tac Dough" in 1985. What was their character's name?

Answer: Officer Dan

Actor Dan Tullis, Jr. appeared on the show in 1985, and won over $15,000 in cash and prizes.

13. Before being cast as Jefferson D'Arcy, Ted McGinley had appeared in one episode as a different character. What obscure character did McGinley play?

Answer: Norman Joblonsky

Ted McGinley played the role of Norman Joblonsky, Peg's would-be husband, in the "It's A Bundyful Life" episode. Terry Rakolta was the infamous real-life woman from Michigan, who led a boycott of the show. Rakolta's campaign was later joked about on a later episode of the show: Marcy explained that the cancellation of the sitcom "Peas In A Pod", based on the Bundys' life, was because "Some woman in Michigan didn't like it".

14. What is the brand name of Al's dream toilet?

Answer: Furgeson

15. What future Oscar-nominated actor had a bit role on "Married...With Children", playing the bouncer at a wrestling arena?

Answer: Michael Clark Duncan

In the episode "Flight of the Bumblebee", Duncan played the unnamed bouncer at the door of the arena. Bud was there posing as a wrestler, in order to get his photo taken with guest star King Kong Bundy. Duncan would go on to an Oscar nomination for his role in "The Green Mile".

Source: Author AJLeatherman

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