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Quiz about NCIS   Quotes

"NCIS" - Quotes Trivia Quiz


This is a quiz on the quotes from season one and two of the TV show "NCIS". Just pick the episode that the quote was from or the person that said it. Enjoy!

A multiple-choice quiz by dancing1101. Estimated time: 6 mins.
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Author
dancing1101
Time
6 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
252,967
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Difficult
Avg Score
5 / 10
Plays
5002
Last 3 plays: Guest 173 (8/10), Guest 199 (5/10), Guest 172 (10/10).
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Question 1 of 10
1. Gibbs: "Rule Number Three; Don't believe what you're told. Always double check."
Kate: "Should I write these rules on my Palm Pilot, or crochet them on pillows?"
What episode is this from?
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Question 2 of 10
2. "Oh, by the the way... I took your advice... and went with mom..."
Someone said this in "Sub Rosa", who was it?
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Question 3 of 10
3. Kate: "Todd on repel."
Tony: "DiNozzo on Belay."
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Question 4 of 10
4. Gibbs: "What did the urine tell you Abby?"
Abby: "Oh, all kinds of stuff, we had a really good talk."
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Question 5 of 10
5. "Hey, DiNozzo, kinda reminds me of your apartment. 'Cept for that minty fresh urine smell."
Who says this in "One shot, One Kill?"
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Question 6 of 10
6. "Realizing how sad this sounds, you're the closest thing I have to a friend, Gibbs."
Who said this in "Boneyard"?
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Question 7 of 10
7. Gibbs: "I want you to stick to him..."
Kate: "Like glue... I've got it."
Gibbs: "Like an ex-wife after an alimony cheque."
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Question 8 of 10
8. Tony: "Hey Kate, did you tell Brad about that wet t-shirt contest you won?"
Kate: "Did you tell Nurse Emma about the transsexual you tongued?"
Tony: "That never happened. That never happened."
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Question 9 of 10
9. "You have a stuffed animal that farts?"
Who says this in "Twilight"?
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Question 10 of 10
10. Tony: "We've been calling you for the last hour, Boss."
Gibbs: "Well, yeah. My ringer thing got turned off."
McGee: "You're never gonna believe who's back in town."
Gibbs: "Ari."
DiNozzo: "Maybe you will."
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Most Recent Scores
Apr 10 2024 : Guest 173: 8/10
Apr 10 2024 : Guest 199: 5/10
Apr 02 2024 : Guest 172: 10/10
Mar 18 2024 : Guest 75: 7/10
Mar 14 2024 : Guest 79: 9/10
Mar 09 2024 : Guest 174: 5/10
Feb 23 2024 : kaykaypm: 4/10

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. Gibbs: "Rule Number Three; Don't believe what you're told. Always double check." Kate: "Should I write these rules on my Palm Pilot, or crochet them on pillows?" What episode is this from?

Answer: "Yankee White"

"Yankee White" is the first episode of season 1. Gibbs is explaining some of the marine rules to Kate.
Rule Number one is: "Never let suspects stay together."
Rule Number two is: "Always wear gloves at a crime scene."
Rule Number three is: "Don't believe what you're told. Always double check."
Other rules are said throughout the seasons such as;
Rule number nine: "Always carry a knife."
2. "Oh, by the the way... I took your advice... and went with mom..." Someone said this in "Sub Rosa", who was it?

Answer: Timothy McGee

McGee says this to Tony in response to something he says earlier in the episode. McGee was asking about Abby and when Tony says that Abby is not McGee's type. Tony says to McGee "Have you ever had the slightest urge to tattoo your buttocks, McGee?" so McGee decides to "take his advice" by getting a tattoo.
3. Kate: "Todd on repel." Tony: "DiNozzo on Belay."

Answer: "A Weak Link"

In this episode, Kate wants to understand more about repelling down a cliff so she can understand more about how the victim died. After Tony has an idea, Kate ends up doing a repelling exercise at NCIS to get more of a feel for it. This ends up working and they find out how the victim died.
4. Gibbs: "What did the urine tell you Abby?" Abby: "Oh, all kinds of stuff, we had a really good talk."

Answer: "Witness"

In this episode, a woman across the street witness a murder but there is no evidence that it has happened. McGee is sent to the crime scene and when he tells the rest of the team to come to check it out, he is counting on them to find something. They end up finding urine on the floor and, of course, Abby has to analyze it, thus the quote.
5. "Hey, DiNozzo, kinda reminds me of your apartment. 'Cept for that minty fresh urine smell." Who says this in "One shot, One Kill?"

Answer: Leroy Jethro Gibbs

In "One Shot, One Kill" they were investigating a sniper that had shot a Gunnery Sergeant to get revenge. Gibbs and Kate dress up as marines.
6. "Realizing how sad this sounds, you're the closest thing I have to a friend, Gibbs." Who said this in "Boneyard"?

Answer: Agent Fornell

Fornell is turning to Gibbs for help because he is believed to have killed another FBI agent. He is taken to prison and Gibbs has to prove his innocence which involves dealing with the mafia. In the end, Agent Charles is the one who did it.
7. Gibbs: "I want you to stick to him..." Kate: "Like glue... I've got it." Gibbs: "Like an ex-wife after an alimony cheque."

Answer: "The Meat Puzzle"

Kate has to protect Ducky because they believed that he was next in a series of murders involving a case he testified against. Ducky still gets captured because Kate was looking after Ducky's mother who was outside at the time. The team comes to the rescue just in time.
8. Tony: "Hey Kate, did you tell Brad about that wet t-shirt contest you won?" Kate: "Did you tell Nurse Emma about the transsexual you tongued?" Tony: "That never happened. That never happened."

Answer: "SWAK"

Tony and Kate are in isolation together because there is a possibility that they could have the plague. Tony opened a letter with a SWAK (sealed with a kiss) in which was white powder. They find put it was the plague and Tony gets infected and nearly dies. Kate pretends she has it so she can stay with Tony.
9. "You have a stuffed animal that farts?" Who says this in "Twilight"?

Answer: Anthony DiNozzo

Tony comes into Abby's lab to lie down because he is still getting over the plague and nearly just got exploded. Abby gives him her stuffed hippo named Bert to lie on. When Bert gets squeezed, it makes a farting noise.
10. Tony: "We've been calling you for the last hour, Boss." Gibbs: "Well, yeah. My ringer thing got turned off." McGee: "You're never gonna believe who's back in town." Gibbs: "Ari." DiNozzo: "Maybe you will."

Answer: "Twilight"

Ari Haswari comes back in this episode and plans to kill Gibbs. Gibbs and Ari meet up and Ari tries to kill him, but fails. They find out Ari's plan and go after him. In a mass shooting, Kate saves Gibbs' life by taking a bullet with her bulletproof vest. She stands up, then Ari shoots her in the head.
Source: Author dancing1101

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