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"NCIS" Gibbs-isms Season 3 Trivia Quiz

Ready for some more funny lines from the great Leroy Jethro Gibbs? Get ready! Go!

A multiple-choice quiz by TRNchick. Estimated time: 4 mins.

Author
TRNchick

Time
4 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
320,668

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
7 / 10

Plays
2388

Awards
Top 5% quiz!

Last 3 plays: Guest 173 (9/10), Guest 199 (8/10), Guest 92 (8/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. (Tony holds up the nightgown he got for his girlfriend to show Ziva)
Tony: "What do you think?"
Gibbs: (walking in) "It's not your _________, DiNozzo." Hint

style

size

thing

color

NEXT>

Question 2 of 10

2. Gibbs: "Butt kissing on the hill is a skill." (first word edited)
Jenny: "So is castration."
Gibbs: "_______________." Hint

I'm not a dog

I dare you to try

Too late, I have 3 ex-wives

I wear a cup

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Question 3 of 10

3. Gibbs: "Can somebody tell me what's going on here? First, Abby's lab nerd frames DiNozzo for murder, and then McGee kills a cop. Did somebody _______________?!" Hint

say Beetlejuice

walk under a ladder

break a mirror

get crossed by a black cat

4. Gibbs: "Tony, Ziva, what happened back there with that bomb...I just want you to know..."
Tony: "You don't have to say it, boss, we know how you feel about us."
Ziva: "We are a team, Gibbs. It's what we do."
Gibbs: "I was going to say if either one of you two wing-nuts ever disobey a direct order again, I'll _____________." Hint

fire you

kill you myself

have your badge

put you on leave

NEXT>

Question 5 of 10

5. Gibbs: "McGee, you know, __________ doesn't exist solely to piss me off... sometimes, they can actually be useful." Hint

the FBI

Homeland Security

the CIA

the VA

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Question 6 of 10

6. Abby: "I found calcium which is present in human bones, but no phosphorus."
Gibbs: "Which means?"
Abby: "There really is no foreplay with you, is there, Gibbs?"
Gibbs: "You been talking to ________ again?" Hint

Director Shepard

Colonel Mann

my ex-wives

my girlfriend

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Question 7 of 10

7. (Gibbs is visiting Abby's stalker ex-boyfriend)
Gibbs: "The only reason you're still able to _____ is because I never heard about you until today."

Hint

walk

see

breathe

function

NEXT>

Question 8 of 10

8. Gibbs: "You were a darn good agent, especially __________. [Nods]
(Jenny smiles) (pun possibly intended)
Hint

in the field

under cover

when it comes to dealing with politics

in bed

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Question 9 of 10

9. Jenny: "This the same boat you were building six years ago?"
Gibbs: "Nope."
Jenny: "What happened to it?"
Gibbs: "__________."
Jenny: "Why would you...you named it after an ex-wife."
Hint

Sank her

Gave her to my God Daughter

Took her apart

Burned her

NEXT>

Question 10 of 10

10. Tony: "What do I do if I see Ari?"
Gibbs: "Shadow him, and wait for me."
Tony: "So you can bring him in?"
Gibbs: "Yeah so I can bring him in...to ________."
Hint

autopsy

question

interview

shoot

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. (Tony holds up the nightgown he got for his girlfriend to show Ziva) Tony: "What do you think?" Gibbs: (walking in) "It's not your _________, DiNozzo."

Answer: color

This quote is from the episode "The Voyeur's Web". Gibbs always seems to walk in at just the right moment!

2. Gibbs: "Butt kissing on the hill is a skill." (first word edited) Jenny: "So is castration." Gibbs: "_______________."

Answer: I wear a cup

This quote is from the episode "Frame Up". Jenny and Jethro seem to have a love/hate relationship. At times they seem like an old married couple. Both have the ability to think quickly to deliver the snappy come back line.

3. Gibbs: "Can somebody tell me what's going on here? First, Abby's lab nerd frames DiNozzo for murder, and then McGee kills a cop. Did somebody _______________?!"

Answer: break a mirror

This quote is from the episode "Probie". While all four choices can supposedly cause bad luck, Gibbs mentioned the breaking of a mirror. Let's hope the NCIS crew doesn't truly get seven years of bad luck! It seems so far, they've only had seven seasons of great ratings!

4. Gibbs: "Tony, Ziva, what happened back there with that bomb...I just want you to know..." Tony: "You don't have to say it, boss, we know how you feel about us." Ziva: "We are a team, Gibbs. It's what we do." Gibbs: "I was going to say if either one of you two wing-nuts ever disobey a direct order again, I'll _____________."

Answer: kill you myself

This quote is from the episode "Light Sleeper". Gibbs hates when his team members disobey an order, even when their disobedience allows them to disarm a bomb and save the day.

5. Gibbs: "McGee, you know, __________ doesn't exist solely to piss me off... sometimes, they can actually be useful."

Answer: the FBI

This quote is also from the episode "Light Sleeper". Gibbs has a way of manipulating the FBI into occasionally doing his dirty work for them. His friendship with FBI agent Fornell aids in this ability.

6. Abby: "I found calcium which is present in human bones, but no phosphorus." Gibbs: "Which means?" Abby: "There really is no foreplay with you, is there, Gibbs?" Gibbs: "You been talking to ________ again?"

Answer: my ex-wives

This quote is from the episode "Family Secret". This quote is another perfect example of interesting relationship between Gibbs and Abby. It seems to be a father/daughter relationship, but there are so many sexual innuendos between these two that it is sometimes hard to describe their relationship.

7. (Gibbs is visiting Abby's stalker ex-boyfriend) Gibbs: "The only reason you're still able to _____ is because I never heard about you until today."

Answer: walk

This quote is from the episode "Bloodbath". Abby told Gibbs that she filed a restraining order against Michael instead of telling him because she wanted him restrained, not beaten to a pulp with a baseball bat. Abby is very aware of the lengths that Gibbs will go to to protect her.

8. Gibbs: "You were a darn good agent, especially __________. [Nods] (Jenny smiles) (pun possibly intended)

Answer: under cover

This quote is from the episode "Kill Ari, Part 1". Gibbs respects Jenny's abilities as a field agent. This quote was both a compliment to her abilities as an undercover agent and to her abilities under covers. In years past, while on assignment in Paris, Gibbs and Jenny became a short lived couple.

9. Jenny: "This the same boat you were building six years ago?" Gibbs: "Nope." Jenny: "What happened to it?" Gibbs: "__________." Jenny: "Why would you...you named it after an ex-wife."

Answer: Burned her

This quote is from the episode "Kill Ari, Part 1". He named this boat "Diane", after one of his ex-wives. Gibbs did, in the future, give a boat to his God daughter. That boat was named "Kelly".

10. Tony: "What do I do if I see Ari?" Gibbs: "Shadow him, and wait for me." Tony: "So you can bring him in?" Gibbs: "Yeah so I can bring him in...to ________."

Answer: autopsy

This quote is from the episode "Kill Ari, Part 2". I would bet that Gibbs wanted Ari dead almost as much as he wanted to kill the drug dealer that had his wife and daughter murdered.

Source: Author TRNchick

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