Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. "It's just that the people who claim they've seen aliens are always pathetic low-lifes with boring jobs."
2. "Well, yeah, Mom. I mean, we love you and Dad too, but God knows we don't need to see you every day."
3. "Well, would it be all right with you if I just laid down in the street and died?"
4. "The whole town's laughing at me. Even that cat out there!"
5. "What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant boot?"
6. "You're right! I can suck up to him, like the religious people suck up to God."
7. "Have you been up all night eating cheese?"
8. "We don't need a thinker. We need a doer: someone who'll act without considering the consequences."
9. "I'm afraid I'd just be repeating myself, honey. Uh, anyway, other people need to use the phone."
10. "Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!"
11. "That four-eyes with a big nose? You don't need friends like that."
12. "You know how many memories I have? Three! Standing in line for a movie, having a key made, and sitting here talking to you."
13. "Did you have fun with your robot buddy?"
14. "When I met you, you weren't an astronaut. You didn't even know how to use a touchtone."
15. "A quarter? Well, you're just the dog who keeps on giving, aren't ya?"
Source: Author
crumbworks
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