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Obscure "Simpsons" Quotes Trivia Quiz

This is my first quiz. There are 10 multiple choice questions.

A multiple-choice quiz by dresbr01. Estimated time: 3 mins.

Author
dresbr01

Time
3 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
129,512

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
6 / 10

Plays
3897

Last 3 plays: Kgkage (7/10), psnz (10/10), Guest 92 (7/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. Jasper: "No! I'm here for ________ No, wait. Coping with Senility."
Hint

Tobacco Spitting

Microwave Cookery

Interior Design

Infiltrating the Government

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Question 2 of 10

2. Ralph: "And when the doctor said I didn't have _______ any more, that was the happiest day of my life." Hint

worms

rabies

nose bleeds

lice

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Question 3 of 10

3. Homer: "Okay, we'll put you in that crooked home we saw on __________." Hint

"20/20"

the highway

"60 Minutes"

4. Homer: "If you've been good...pizza, if you've been bad...poison." Lisa: "What if one of us has been good, and the other bad?" Bart: "Poison pizza." Homer: "Oh, no! I'm not making __________!" Hint

two pizzas

two stops

two

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Question 5 of 10

5. Marge: "Bart looks different." Homer: "__________?"
Hint

New shoes

New haircut

New shirt

New glasses

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Question 6 of 10

6. Homer: "You know what you two need? A little comic strip called 'Love Is...' It's about two naked ________ who are married."
Hint

walruses

six-year-olds

Irishmen

eight-year-olds

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Question 7 of 10

7. Marge: "Grandpa, this flag only has __ stars on it!"
Hint

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Question 8 of 10

8. Homer: "There's your giraffe, little girl." To whom is Homer referring? Hint

Ralph

Milhouse

Janie

Sherri

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Question 9 of 10

9. Homer: "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...______!" Hint

love

happiness

more money

robots

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Question 10 of 10

10. Bodyguard Coach: "As a personal bodyguard, your only loyalty is to your protectee, not anything else, not even _________."
Hint

Jesus

Vishnu

Buddah

Mohammed

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Apr 14 2024 : Kgkage: 7/10
Mar 14 2024 : psnz: 10/10
Mar 03 2024 : Guest 92: 7/10
Feb 27 2024 : kstyle53: 10/10

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. Jasper: "No! I'm here for ________ No, wait. Coping with Senility."

Answer: Microwave Cookery

In episode 9F14, Jasper is at the church counseling center for this scene. Tobacco spitting is a class taught by Lenny in a different episode, and the other two are non-existent.

2. Ralph: "And when the doctor said I didn't have _______ any more, that was the happiest day of my life."

Answer: worms

In episode 8F12, Ralph proudly states his triumph over worms in class. He states in another episode that the doctor told him if he kept his finger out of his nose, he wouldn't have nosebleeds. In yet another episode, Bart gets lice and goes home in a burlap sack.

3. Homer: "Okay, we'll put you in that crooked home we saw on __________."

Answer: "60 Minutes"

Stated in episode 9F03. Grandpa: "I'll be good." Homer states this after suggesting Grandpa be put in a home.

4. Homer: "If you've been good...pizza, if you've been bad...poison." Lisa: "What if one of us has been good, and the other bad?" Bart: "Poison pizza." Homer: "Oh, no! I'm not making __________!"

Answer: two stops

Also in episode 9F03, Homer uses this threat so that the children will be behaved for Grandpa during the PTA meeting.

5. Marge: "Bart looks different." Homer: "__________?"

Answer: New glasses

Episode 2F04. Marge: "He looks disturbed." Homer: "Probably misses his old glasses."

6. Homer: "You know what you two need? A little comic strip called 'Love Is...' It's about two naked ________ who are married."

Answer: eight-year-olds

Episode 4F04. Homer suggests this to help Kirk and Luanne's marriage.

7. Marge: "Grandpa, this flag only has __ stars on it!"

Answer: 49

In episode 2F03, Abe claims, "I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I acknowledge Missoura!"

8. Homer: "There's your giraffe, little girl." To whom is Homer referring?

Answer: Ralph

This is said in episode 2F12 when Homer is a clown. Ralph: "I'm a boy!" Homer: "That's the spirit. Never give up."

9. Homer: "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...______!"

Answer: love

This is said in episode 1F15, when Bart gets an elephant. Homer tries to convince Bart to sell the elephant to an ivory dealer.

10. Bodyguard Coach: "As a personal bodyguard, your only loyalty is to your protectee, not anything else, not even _________."

Answer: Mohammed

Episode AABF05... Homer: "Not even during Ramadan?" Jesus is mentioned often in "The Simpsons", Lisa becomes a Buddhist in a different episode, and Vishnu is a Hindi god.

Source: Author dresbr01

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