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Quiz about South Park  Big Gay Als Big Gay Boat Ride
Quiz about South Park  Big Gay Als Big Gay Boat Ride

"South Park" - "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" Quiz


This quiz is about the fourth episode of "South Park" season 1, titled "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride". It first aired on September 3, 1997. If you haven't watched the episode, please don't play, as the quiz is full of spoilers! Thanks and good luck!

A multiple-choice quiz by Lpez. Estimated time: 5 mins.
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Author
Lpez
Time
5 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
370,339
Updated
Jul 24 22
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
7 / 10
Plays
176
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Question 1 of 10
1. The episode begins with the kids waiting for the bus, as they are running late for the football practice. Stan's new dog, Sparky, appears, and Stan says he's the toughest dog on the mountain. However, Cartman corrects him, saying that another dog is the toughest. What is the name of this dog, which might remind you of an actor that played Rocky? Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. When the kids get to school, they get a pep talk from their football coach, Chef. They are sent to practice, but one of the team members, Pip, argues that he doesn't have an important accessory to play. Which accessory is it? Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. Uncle Jimbo and Ned arrive to the practice and remind Chef of how important the match is. The kids don't seem to play well, and Chef accepts it, saying they don't have a chance against Middle Park. Jimbo says that they can win with his nephew, Stan, as the quarterback. By how many points did Chef believe they were going to lose? Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. Sparky follows Stan to football practice, but copulates again, this time with a dog called Rex. His teammates suggest Stan's dog is gay and laugh about it. Later, in the classroom, Cartman makes a presentation about how "Simon and Simon" were only brothers in television, not in real life. He gets a D- though, because it had nothing to do with the assignment. What was he supposed to make a presentation about? Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. After class is over, Stan decides to ask Mr. Garrison what a homosexual is. Mr. Garrison claims "gay people are evil", and tells Stan to "go practice football like a good little heterosexual". When they are back home, they find Sparky, and his teammates make fun of him again, suggesting to take the dog to a concert of which American actress and singer? Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. Uncle Jim and Ned go the "bookie" and place bets on the South Park team, which encourages others to do the same. Given that they are not sure if the team really has what is needed to win, and people are already betting on them, Jimbo and Ned decide to create a back-up plan that involves Richard Stamos, the fake brother of which "Full House" actor? Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. Jimbo and Ned elaborate on the plan to provoke an explosion during the half-time show. In the meantime, Stan says he doesn't want a gay dog, so Sparky runs away to "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary". Stan decides to look for his dog instead of playing the match, and Chef needs to find a replacement. Who is told to quarterback instead of Stan? Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. Stan finds "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary" and finds Sparky. He tells him that they still can make it on time for the game, and work on Sparky not being gay later. Big Gay Al says that Stan hasn't understood yet, and invites him to the Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride. The ride shows how "gayness" has existed since the beginning of humanity, and also shows a group labeled as "the oppressors". Which of these was NOT in that group? Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. While Stan is at Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride, Kenny gets decapitated after three opponents tackle him. At the half-time show, Richard Stamos sings but the bomb doesn't explode, as he didn't reach the necessary note. Which high note was supposed to make the bomb explode? Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. Stan returns and manages to make his team score one touchdown, leaving the final score 73-6. Because South Park beat the spread, they all celebrate Stan, who says "it's okay to be gay", and takes them to the sanctuary. Nothing is there, which leads Cartman to advise Stan to lay off something. What should Stan lay off according to Cartman? Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. The episode begins with the kids waiting for the bus, as they are running late for the football practice. Stan's new dog, Sparky, appears, and Stan says he's the toughest dog on the mountain. However, Cartman corrects him, saying that another dog is the toughest. What is the name of this dog, which might remind you of an actor that played Rocky?

Answer: Sylvester

Stan says that as Sparky is half Doberman, half wolf, he is toughest and meanest that any other dog. Cartman argues that Sylvester is better than Sparky in those two aspects, so they encourage the dogs to fight. Instead of fighting, the dogs start copulating, provoking Cartman to say that Stan's dog is a "gay homosexual".

By the way, the actor who played Rocky is called Sylvester Stallone.
2. When the kids get to school, they get a pep talk from their football coach, Chef. They are sent to practice, but one of the team members, Pip, argues that he doesn't have an important accessory to play. Which accessory is it?

Answer: Helmet

For some reason, Chef compares their upcoming game against Middle Park with "making love to a really beautiful woman". Pip approaches the coach, telling him that he doesn't have a helmet, and Chef answers that the school can't afford helmets for everyone. Pip suggests a rotation so that he isn't the only one that always winds up without a helmet, but Chef refuses.
3. Uncle Jimbo and Ned arrive to the practice and remind Chef of how important the match is. The kids don't seem to play well, and Chef accepts it, saying they don't have a chance against Middle Park. Jimbo says that they can win with his nephew, Stan, as the quarterback. By how many points did Chef believe they were going to lose?

Answer: 70

Uncle Jimbo says that Stan as a quarterback will be able to defeat Middle Park, although Chef thinks they'll lose by 70 points! Stan actually throws a perfect pass, and Jimbo and Ned leave to visit their "bookie".
4. Sparky follows Stan to football practice, but copulates again, this time with a dog called Rex. His teammates suggest Stan's dog is gay and laugh about it. Later, in the classroom, Cartman makes a presentation about how "Simon and Simon" were only brothers in television, not in real life. He gets a D- though, because it had nothing to do with the assignment. What was he supposed to make a presentation about?

Answer: Asian cultures

Mr. Garrison proceeds to call on Stan, who hasn't prepared a presentation either. Given that Stan now has a "star quarterback" status, his teacher says to make up something, like Cartman did. Stan says "Asian culture has plagued our fragile earth for many years, we must end it", getting an A- grade. Cartman is mad at this, but Mr. Garrison explains that Stan may lead the school to their first victory over Middle Park in decades, and "they treat athletes better because they're better people".
5. After class is over, Stan decides to ask Mr. Garrison what a homosexual is. Mr. Garrison claims "gay people are evil", and tells Stan to "go practice football like a good little heterosexual". When they are back home, they find Sparky, and his teammates make fun of him again, suggesting to take the dog to a concert of which American actress and singer?

Answer: Barbra Streisand

Stan keeps getting laughed at because of his "stupid gay dog", according to his teammates. They ask if he would be going to pride marches or Barbra Streisand concerts.
6. Uncle Jim and Ned go the "bookie" and place bets on the South Park team, which encourages others to do the same. Given that they are not sure if the team really has what is needed to win, and people are already betting on them, Jimbo and Ned decide to create a back-up plan that involves Richard Stamos, the fake brother of which "Full House" actor?

Answer: John Stamos

Jimbo bets $500 dollars to the South Park Cows, making others to do the same. After realizing that everyone would blame them should the Cows lose, they come up with a back-up plan, which involves a performance of "Loving You" by Minnie Ripperton during the half-time show, by Richard Stamos, the fictional older brother of John Stamos. John is famous for his role as Jesse Katsopolis in the show "Full House".
7. Jimbo and Ned elaborate on the plan to provoke an explosion during the half-time show. In the meantime, Stan says he doesn't want a gay dog, so Sparky runs away to "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary". Stan decides to look for his dog instead of playing the match, and Chef needs to find a replacement. Who is told to quarterback instead of Stan?

Answer: Kyle

Kyle fills in for Stan, even though he has never practiced on that position. This is made clear because the team is losing 52-0 at the second quarter. Just when Cartman was about to hike the ball to Kyle, he farted, distracting Kyle.
8. Stan finds "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary" and finds Sparky. He tells him that they still can make it on time for the game, and work on Sparky not being gay later. Big Gay Al says that Stan hasn't understood yet, and invites him to the Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride. The ride shows how "gayness" has existed since the beginning of humanity, and also shows a group labeled as "the oppressors". Which of these was NOT in that group?

Answer: Muslims

The boat ride shows how cavemen, Egyptian pharaohs and Japanese shoguns were gay, and shows a priest with a cross, a Republican with a palette that has the logo of his party on it, and Adolf Hitler, given that all three have shown signs of intolerance to homosexuals in the past.
9. While Stan is at Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride, Kenny gets decapitated after three opponents tackle him. At the half-time show, Richard Stamos sings but the bomb doesn't explode, as he didn't reach the necessary note. Which high note was supposed to make the bomb explode?

Answer: F

Jimbo and Ned didn't consider that Richard Stamos can't reach that note, and Mr. Garrison points out that "we all know where all the talent in that family went", referring to John.
10. Stan returns and manages to make his team score one touchdown, leaving the final score 73-6. Because South Park beat the spread, they all celebrate Stan, who says "it's okay to be gay", and takes them to the sanctuary. Nothing is there, which leads Cartman to advise Stan to lay off something. What should Stan lay off according to Cartman?

Answer: Cough syrup

At the end of the episode, everyone's pets appear and the South Park citizens are happy, despite not believing Stan. Al thanks Stan and fades away in a suitcase.
Source: Author Lpez

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