"South Park" - "Casa Bonita" Trivia Quiz

Answer: being Jewish

Kyle told Cartman, "All you ever do is call me names and rip on me for being Jewish!" Cartman tried to pretend it wasn't true, asking, "Kyle, when have I ever ripped on you for being a Jew?" Then Cartman has a little memory montage of times he's called Kyle a Jew, and amends his story a bit: "Okay, except maybe for that one time."

Answer: putting on a nice sweater

Cartman showed up on Kyle's doorstep in a nice sweater but Kyle said simply, "That isn't it, Cartman." Cartman was confused and asked, "What isn't it?" Kyle replied dryly, "That's not being nice! That's just putting on a nice sweater!" Cartman was genuinely confused, and paused a moment before saying, "I don't understand the difference." Kyle responded, "I know you don't" and promptly shut the door in Cartman's face!

Answer: no

Jimmy was in the middle of teaching Cartman a knock-knock joke when Kyle approached them in the hallway. Cartman, thinking quick, punched Jimmy, yelling, "Take that, Jimmy! And that! And don't you ever talk bad about Kyle again! Kyle is my friend! And if you say you had sex with his mom one more time, I'm gonna really let you have it, you hear me?" Then Cartman looked up and greeted Kyle, pretending he hadn't seen him approach. Kyle wasn't impressed and asked, "You really think that beating up a handicapped kid is being nice?"

Answer: a meteor

After Kyle told him that he could take Butters' place if Butters couldn't go to Casa Bonita, Cartman brought Butters to his bedroom and told him that he'd sighted "a meteor the size of Wyoming, headed right for Earth." Then Cartman had Butters look through the telescope and held up a small stone on a string to look like a meteor. Having scared him sufficiently, Cartman escorted Butters to Jimbo's bomb shelter.

Answer: his wiener

Cartman had gotten Butters into the bomb shelter, and was heading out again, telling Butters that he was going up to "get the others." He then told Butters, "No matter what happens, no matter what you hear, do not come out! If I don't make it back in time with the others, then it will be up to you to repopulate the Earth." Butters responded logically, asking, "But I'm the only one down here; what am I supposed to repopulate with?" Cartman responded doltishly, "Well, you know, with your wiener."

Answer: crack houses

The Captain told the crowd that children often "trap themselves" and urged them to spread the search to "duct pipes, wells, and bomb shelters." This, of course, put a kink in Cartman's plan, who realized he'd have to move Butters to a new location!

Answer: cardboard box

Cartman climbed down into the bomb shelter and warned Butters of approaching cannibals: "The meteor destroyed all society, Butters. Now Earth is ruled by packs of wild humans gone mad! Those of us who survived are now being hunted by flesh-starved cannibals!" Butters exclaimed, "Oh, God! I hate cannibals!" Cartman insisted they had to move Butters and put a cardboard box over his head to protect him from the "toxic radiation." Butters complained that he couldn't see anything, and Cartman assured him, "you don't wanna see what's up there." Then Cartman guided Butters through town to the Atomic Gas gas station, where Cartman pretended to be attacked by cannibals and hid Butters in an abandoned refrigerator.

Unfortunately, after Cartman broke the handle off the fridge and left, a trash collection truck picked the fridge up and transported it to the city dump.

When Butters broke out, he thought he was looking at the dilapidated ruins of South Park!

Answer: P.F. Chang's

He led the trash worker through his makeshift structures, which included a library and a bank. Then he pointed to an unlabeled building that he explained he was "thinking of making into a P.F. Chang's or a Bennigan's." Then Butters dropped trou and told the woman, "I guess we should start repopulatin' the Earth, huh? I'm ready whenever you are." The woman promptly informed Butters that the town was perfectly intact and he'd been the subject of a search for the past week.

Answer: bungee jumping

Cartman also ate some tacos off a stranger's table, ordered sopapillas, took in a puppet show, and ultimately dove off the cliff into the shallow pool of water himself!

Answer: no

Of course not; Cartman never really learns any lessons in life! After he'd dove off the cliff and was floating in the water, the Police Captain asked, "Well, kid, you made an entire town panic, you lost all your friends, and now you're going to Juvenile Hall for a week! Was it worth it?" Cartman, sated by his mad dash through Casa Bonita, replied simply, "Totally."