'TO Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad' Quiz

Answer: a lover's spat

Rachel reads, "On the fifth, a special someone is going to give you a gift." Chandler leans over and kisses Monica and thanks her in advance. Then she says, "Oh, but the twelfth brings a lover's spat." Monica then gets upset and accuses Chandler of making fun of her gift, (which would cause the lover's spat). Finally Rachel reads, "Oh, wait, and on the nineteenth, a secret crush announces itself." We then see Phoebe pucker her lips and give Chandler a sexy look and say, "I'll be waiting."

Answer: 14

Phoebe is looking at the covers of to books and Chandler says, "Are you judging them by their covers? Because you're really not supposed to do that." Phoebe says, "No, I'm just deciding which one to use. I'm gonna start writing another book!" Rachel asks, "Because the last one was such a big seller?" Phoebe says, "Well, if you must know I have written fourteen books. And as I am the only one who has read them, I can tell you that they all have been very well received."

Answer: two years

Joey is on the set of his new series, "Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E", and ask the producer, "Where's C.H.E.E.S.E.?" The controller of the robot says, "C.H.E.E.S.E. is right here." He then puts on his headset, picks up the controller, and wheels C.H.E.E.S.E. in.

A robotic voice says, "Nice to meet you Mac!" Joey laughs and says, "This is like the temporary robot, right?" Wayne says, "No. Why?" Joey says, "Well, I just it was going to be like a really cool robot, you know? Like the terminator or when I first saw you." Wayne then says, "I spent two years developing this machine, it's absolutely state of the art." Joey says, "I'm sorry. I don't know it doesn't really look like it can do anything." Wayne says, "It can do this." He then has the robot grab Joey is his crotch.

Answer: Irish

Ross tries to tell a joke to Elizabeth's dad to try to change his mind about Ross dating his daughter and he starts off with, Two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish." Paul then says, "I'm Irish." Ross quickly tells him, "And the Irish guy wins the joke!"

Answer: little girl

Chandler enters from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper and says, "Hey honey, you got the kind with the little girl, you said we were gonna to get the kind with the baby." Monica says, "No, you said the baby creeps you out." Chandler says, "No, the little girl creeps me out." Monica says, "You said the baby." Chandler says, "Why would the baby creep me out?" Monica then asks, "Why would the little girl creep you out?"

Answer: lawyer

Rachel is trying to explain to Ross why her dating Paul is okay and says, "Ross, look, this is good for you. Okay? Let's face it, so far the guy's not lovin' ya! But I can turn that around! I got the inside track! We can all go out to dinner, you know? And I can talk you up! Ross, the guy is a very, very successful lawyer!" Ross then asks, "How is that important?" Rachel says, "Oh, it's important!"

Answer: Marcia and Chester

When Monica and Chandler argue, Phoebe repeats it as she writes down what they say. Monica tells her, "Phoebe, stop writing about us!" Phoebe says, "I'm not writing about you! I'm writing about other people." Chandler asks, "Who?" Phoebe says, "Marcia and Chester."

Answer: Phyllis

After Phoebe says she wasn't writing about Monica and Chandler, but Marcia and Chester, Monica says, "Okay fine! Fine! Then you know what, I'll just write about Phyllis!" She then begins to write, "Phyllis is sitting in a chair."

Answer: bitter

When Monica is writing about Phoebe/Phyllis, Phoebe says, "I see what you're doing!" Monica writes, "Phyllis sees what I'm doing." Phoebe then says, "Oh, I have tasted my own medicine and it is bitter!"

Answer: 12 years old

'And anyhow, I'm sorry I was so harsh before, but you have to understand that I still look at Lizzie like she's a twelve year old girl.'

Answer: Sunday

Monica thought they were suppose to meet at the coffeehouse at six and Chandler thought it was at seven and Phoebe had it all written in her book, "Marcia and Chester are planning on seeing a movie on Sunday night. Marcia thinks they're supposed to meet at six, Chester thinks it's at seven."

Answer: mini-fridge

Chandler apologizes to Joey for the way things are turning out for Joey and he asks if there is anything he can do and Joey tells him, "Yeah! Help me get this mini-fridge past the security guard."

Answer: Sarah

Wayne tells Joey he will help him get his job back if he helps him. Joey says, "Why should I help you?" Chandler whispers to Joey, "The reason he just said." Joey then happily says, "What do you need?" Wayne says, "I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman, you know, Sarah? I wish I could talk to her." Joey asks, "What are you in love with her or something?" Wayne says, "Yeah.

Her. All of them. Anyone." Chandler says, "Yeah, I've been there my friend." Wayne says, "Listen, I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do." Joey says, "Oh, wow, Wayne, it's not really something you can teach, you know? It's pretty much something you're born with if you..." He then sees Chandler's look and says, "You can teach it! I'll show you right how to do it."

Answer: Omaha

In one of Joey's scenes, he says, "Well, it turns out you were right C.H.E.E.S.E." C.H.E.E.S.E. asks, "The shipment never made it through Omaha?"You got it!"

Answer: horsehair

In his scene with C.H.E.E.S.E. after he makes the previous statement, Joey replies, "You got it! And the rabbi's beard, 100 percent horsehair. Nice catch C.H.E.E.S.E.!"