"TOW Ross' Inappropriate Song" Quiz

Answer: her itty-bitty toes

"Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a little bitty baby, you know that? But you've got...you've got big beautiful eyes! Yes you do! And a big round belly. Big baby butt!" He then starts rapping Sir-Mix-a-Lot's song, "Baby Got Back".

Answer: totally deductible

Joey asked Monica and Chandler what they knew about investments. When they asked him why he was wanting to know, he replied, "Well, I'm starting to make good money on the show and I'm thinking I should probably do something with it." Monica then asked him what he does with his money now and he said he tapes it to the back of his toilet. When Chandler asked him if he had any ideas, he said that a guy at his work got him excited about going in on an emu farm, which he thought got planted until Monica told him emus were birds.
Monica then suggests he invest in real estate.

Answer: apartment

She then informs him that her dad told her that information. He sees Richard when they play golf together. Chandler then replies, "Oh, well... Maybe I'll join them some time. I just hope the club doesn't slip out of my hand and beat the moustache off his face."

Answer: "Went bankrupt?"

Chandler asks Catherine, the listing agent, "So how come Richard's selling the place? Went bankrupt? Medical malpractice? Choked on his own moustache?" She tries to tell him it's because he's buying a bigger place and that he's got a great view of Central Park but Chandler interrupts her and says, "That's enough about you!"

Answer: Magnum Force

"Look at these videos. You know, I mean, who does he think he is? "Magnum Force", "Dirty Harry", "Cool Hand Luke"...Oh my God!" Joey says, "What?" Chandler then tells him, "There's a tape here with Monica's name on it."

Answer: 3

After Mike introduced Phoebe to his parents, his mother, Bitsy, says, "It's so nice to finally meet you!". Phoebe responds with, "And you. Your home is lovely." Bitsy then says, "Well thank you, I'll give you a tour later. It's actually three floors."

Answer: Itsy Bitsy Spider

Ross enters the apartment and Rachel says to him, "Oh you missed it. She was laughing. Oh it was amazing. It was amazing. It was the most beautiful, beautiful sound that...". Ross interrupts her and says, "Oh I know, isn't it? What'd you do to get her to laugh?" She tells him, "Oh! You know, I just...a couple of things I tried...I just sang a little do..."Itsy Bitsy Spider". Ross then says, "You sang, "Baby Got Back", didn't you?" Rachel admits it by saying, "Nothing else worked. That girl is all about the butt."

Answer: Jenn

"By the way, do you know who's moving back into town? Tom and Sue's daughter Jen." His father puts in his two-cents too and says, "You remember her Michael, she's lovely and well-behaved and single."

Answer: coat closet

As they were leaving Phoebe says, "I had a great time. It was really top drawer. And here's something rich...thirteen bathrooms in this place, I threw up in the coat closet! Ta-ta!"

Answer: Yes

They're both rapping to Emma until Ross turns and sees everyone else standing in the doorway and he stops rapping but Rachel continues. He then says, "Rachel please! That is so inappropriate!"