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Quiz about The Simpsons Quotable Quotes 10
Quiz about The Simpsons Quotable Quotes 10

"The Simpsons" Quotable Quotes 10 Quiz


As this is my tenth quotes quiz I am going to ask about some of the funniest quotes in "The Simpsons". For all of these, just tell me who said it.

A multiple-choice quiz by Fi B. Estimated time: 3 mins.
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Author
Fi B
Time
3 mins
Type
Multiple Choice
Quiz #
124,765
Updated
Dec 03 21
# Qns
10
Difficulty
Average
Avg Score
7 / 10
Plays
5732
Last 3 plays: camhammer (5/10), Guest 165 (6/10), kstyle53 (10/10).
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Question 1 of 10
1. 'Oh I am, am I? Is that what you think? Well if that is what you think, I've got something to tell you. Something that may shock and discredit you. And that thing is as follows: I'm not wearing a tie at all.' Hint


Question 2 of 10
2. 'My prices are so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage' Hint


Question 3 of 10
3. 'This elevator only goes to the basement. And someone made an awful mess down there.' Hint


Question 4 of 10
4. 'Hello Mr. Kurns. Me Bad want money now. Me sick. So pick please me, Mr. Burns.' Hint


Question 5 of 10
5. 'You mean one of those leagues where parents push their children into vicious competition because of their own failed dreams of glory?' Hint


Question 6 of 10
6. 'Lisa, you're just having a bad day. I had one last week. I burnt the roast, my cake fell and I ran out of butter so I had to spray the pan with Pam.' Hint


Question 7 of 10
7. 'Soon I will have the perfect hybrid of a pet - the loyalty of a cat with the cleanliness of a dog.' Hint


Question 8 of 10
8. 'That doesn't sound like a happy ending, it sounded more like a modern tale of alienation.' Hint


Question 9 of 10
9. 'Mrs., uh, Bart? Is your pool ready yet?' Hint


Question 10 of 10
10. 'I didna come forward, because in this country it makes you look like a pervert. But every Scotsman does it!' Hint



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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts
1. 'Oh I am, am I? Is that what you think? Well if that is what you think, I've got something to tell you. Something that may shock and discredit you. And that thing is as follows: I'm not wearing a tie at all.'

Answer: Lionel Hutz

In "Marge In Chains" he is asking Apu what tie he had on, to try and prove that Apu does not have a photographic memory. As Apu says, Hutz is wearing 'a red and white striped club tie in a half-Windsor knot'.
2. 'My prices are so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage'

Answer: Homer

Homer says this in an ad for his "Mr. Plow" snow-plowing service, in the episode of the same name. Grampa comes along in the ad as 'Old Man Winter' and Homer tells him: 'Get lost, you lousy... season!'
3. 'This elevator only goes to the basement. And someone made an awful mess down there.'

Answer: Grampa

The portaloo he is in is being raided in "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming". The family have gone to the airshow when Bob threatens everyone using the 'Tyranno-Vision'.
4. 'Hello Mr. Kurns. Me Bad want money now. Me sick. So pick please me, Mr. Burns.'

Answer: Bart

Homer wrote this on a card for Bart to read at The auditions in "Burns' Heir". In the middle of this speech Homer says to Marge: 'Ooh! He card reads good!' At the end he yells out 'It's Kurns!' when Bart says 'Burns'. These tryouts are held in 'Little Langtry Theatre' at Burns' Manor.
5. 'You mean one of those leagues where parents push their children into vicious competition because of their own failed dreams of glory?'

Answer: Lisa

Lisa's gym teacher tells her in "Lisa On Ice" that 'I won't fail you if you join one of those pee wee teams outside the school'. Lisa goes on to be a star goalie for Apu's ice hockey team.
6. 'Lisa, you're just having a bad day. I had one last week. I burnt the roast, my cake fell and I ran out of butter so I had to spray the pan with Pam.'

Answer: Marge

Grampa then says to her: 'Maybe you're just a lousy cook.' This is in the episode "Lisa the Simpson".
7. 'Soon I will have the perfect hybrid of a pet - the loyalty of a cat with the cleanliness of a dog.'

Answer: Homer

He is trying to breed Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II in "Children of A Lesser Clod". He is stuck at home for three weeks after he injures his knee playing basketball at the Springfield YMCA.
8. 'That doesn't sound like a happy ending, it sounded more like a modern tale of alienation.'

Answer: Lisa

Marge is trying to teach the kids about love in "Another Simpsons Clip Show". The last story she tells is of Grampa and Marge's mother (who ended up falling for Mr. Burns).
9. 'Mrs., uh, Bart? Is your pool ready yet?'

Answer: Jimbo

In "Bart of Darkness" Jimbo visit the Simpson house. This episode is a parody of Hitchcock's "Rear Window". Alfred Hitchcock did not have a belly-button.
10. 'I didna come forward, because in this country it makes you look like a pervert. But every Scotsman does it!'

Answer: Groundskeeper Willie

In "Homer Badman" Groundskeeper Willie has footage of Homer swiping the Gummi Venus de Milo from the baby-sitter's rear end. Marge replies: 'The courts may not work, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will prevail.' Thanks for doing my quiz!
Source: Author Fi B

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