"The Third Wheel Gets the Grace" Quiz

Answer: it was thrilling

Will comes into Grace's bedroom and tells her he's back. Grace says, "God, I missed you. Okay, get in." Will then crawls under the covers with her. Grace then asks, "So how was the trip? How was the guy?" Will says, "What can I say? It was hot, it was intense, it was nice, it was comfortable, it was boring, it was irritating, it was over. I couldn't stand him." Grace says, "I'm sorry to hear that. I was hoping you would fall in love." Will says, "Oh, I did." Grace says, "Tell me." Will then says, "Grace, I found the perfect pair of jeans. I'm serious.

They're perfect. They conceal from the world everything which is flawed and evil and show only that which is true and plump." Grace then says, "I've spent my entire life looking for a bra that'll do that."

Answer: sweetness

When Nathan comes from the bedroom, he sees someone in a pink robe bent over looking through the refrigerator and says, "Morning, sweetness." Jack stands up and says, "Hey, precious." Nathan says, "Sorry, I thought you were Grace." Jack says, "Well, hold that thought." Nathan then says, "Well, hold that robe closed. So, you don't happen to know where she is?" Jack says, "Oh, breakfast with her boyfriend Will. Right now, they're probably doing that real cutesy thing where they nibble on a piece of bacon until they meet in the middle."

Answer: turkey and cheese

When Grace sees Nathan after she and Will returned home, she says, "Morning, sweetie. Your thoughtful girlfriend brought you a turkey and cheese croissant." Nathan says, "I'm a vegetarian." Grace says, "Which is why your thoughtful girlfriend ate it." She and Nathan then kiss and Jack says, "ay-oh, oh, yeah, ok, no. What you two do behind closed doors is your business, okay, but flaunting that lifestyle like you're doing right now is just plain gross." Nathan then says, "We're not gonna hide who we are, okay? I mean, we date, we're straight, get used to it."

Answer: 15 years

Rosario comes into Grace's office and Karen asks her what she is doing there. Rosario asks, "Don't you remember what today is?" Karen says, "Yeah. It's national Scrub Your Toilet day, and I think you should get home and start celebrating! What do mean, coming here with..." Rosario then gives Karen a flower arrangement. Karen says, "Oh, are those for me? Oh, honey, they're almost beautiful." She then reads the card, "Thank you for fifteen years. Happy anniversary." Oh, Rosie, I can't believe I forgot our anniversary. I'm so sorry. Let me make it up to you. Come on.

They're having a big sale at Barney's this weekend. Here, take my charge card, go down to the men's department, and buy yourself some new shoes." Rosario then says, "By myself? It's our anniversary. For 15 years, I kept a home for you. I've dragged your gin-soaked butt out of bed. I've given you the breath of life three times." Karen says, "Alright, alright. You don't have to go getting all sentimental on me. I'll go with you."

Answer: Saving Private Ryan

Grace asks Nathan why he is so upset and he says, "Well, I'm sick of feeling like the third wheel. I'm tired of this arrangement." Grace asks, "What arrangement?" Nathan tells her, "You two. Your whole little thing with the "why" and the "huh" and the "no" but the "yeah" but the "I." It's enough already." Grace then says, "Okay, look, I think I know what you're talking about. Nathan, I am so, so sorry." She then says to Will, "Look, we're doing it again.

It's just like the time that..." Will says, "I know, and if you recall, after Danny, you promised..." Grace says, "Well, not so much as a promise..." Nathan says, "Stop it! I know Will's your friend, but I'm your boyfriend, and I want a special restaurant with you." Grace says, "Fine." Nathan says, "I want a secret language with you." Grace says, "Fine." Nathan says, "And I want to go to that Barney's sale with you." Both Will and Grace moan and Nathan asks, "What?" Will says, "Have you seen Grace around marked-down cashmere? It's like the first twenty minutes of "Saving Private Ryan."

Answer: crazy lesbian

Rosario and Karen are shopping for a new pair of shoes as a gift for Rosario but she couldn't make up her mind. Karen tells her, "Oh, for God's sake, just pick something. I have been standing around here all day with these low-end discount-shopping freaks." Rosario says, "Oh, lady, put a cork in that whine. I'm trying to make a decision." Karen then asks, "What is going on with you? You've never had a hard time spending my money before." Rosario then asks her if she wanted the truth and Karen tells her, "Not if it's long." Rosario says, "What if I said I didn't want any of these things?" Karen says, "I'd say you were crazy." Rosario says, "What if I said I've just been stalling so I could spend more time with you?" Karen says, "I'd say you were a lesbian." Rosario then asks, "What if I said that's all I wanted for our anniversary?" Karen tells her, "I'd say you were a crazy lesbian."

Answer: Haley Joel Osment

Jack is waiting outside of the dressing room while Elliot tries on an outfit Jack picked out for him. Jack asks, "Elliot, what do you think?" Elliot says, "I don't know, Jack." Jack says, "Well, I do. It's the perfect outfit for the first day at school. So get out here and let me see what it looks like." Elliot says okay and then steps out from the dressing room. Jack exclaims, "Haley Joel Osment, you look fantastic!" Elliot asks, "Do you really think so?" Jack says, "Well, yeah, the kids at your school would kill for this look." Elliot says, "That's what I'm afraid of, I will be killed." Jack then asks, "What's the matter? Don't you like it?" Elliot tells him, "I look like Ricky Martin."

Answer: Target

Elliot told Jack he pretended to acted excited over the outfit because he wanted him to like him. Jack tells him, "Well, you don't have to get these clothes for me to like you, Elliot. I do like you. We're good. Besides, I'm your father. I may need a kidney one day. I guess this is where I give you a little hit on the shoulder." Jack gives Elliot a slight tap on the shoulder and Elliot hits him back. Jack says, "Oh. Remind me to teach you how to hit like a girl. Come on, let's go get some clothes somewhere else. Where do you want to go?" Elliot says, "There's a Target near my house." Jack says, "Great, let's go there."

Answer: to a sports bar

Nathan says to Grace he misses Will and Grace says, "What?" Nathan tells her, "This is bad for us. There's no way that we're gonna have sex together after I've helped you pick out dresses for five hours." He then gives her the pile of clothes he was holding and says, "Go. Find your friend. Finish each other's sentences. I love you, Gracie, but I gotta go find a sports bar."

Answer: The Three Stooges

While Grace and Will are going through the things they bought, Nathan is watching television. Nathan says, "Oh, I hope it's a Curly. Oh, Shemp. Well, it's still good." Grace begins talking to Will about her clothes and Nathan says, "I'm telling you, I love that Moe." Will says, "Love you, too, Nate." Grace tells him, "He's watching "The Three Stooges." Will says, "Oh."