"Trailer Park Boys" III Trivia Quiz

Answer: Smokey

Smokey still wears no shirt, but also has an old cowboy hat and a pair of laceless winter boots. Smokey was a part of Randy's mysterious past, but made an appearance because "a man's gotta eat".

Answer: Samsquamtch monsters

Bubbles and Ricky were both watching a documentary on sasquatches, when Bubbles noticed the furry hand trying to get into his shed, which happened to be a drunk Julian wearing a bear skin rug. Bubbles calls sasquatches "samsquamtches" while Ricky calls them "Saskatchewans". (Saskatchewan is the name of a Canadian province.)

Answer: I.A.T.P.T.P.S.A.T.P.S.

Mr. Lahey asks Barb to make him Trailer Park Supervisor for just one day so that him and Randy can get awards for Trailer Park Supervisor of the Year from the I.A.T.P.T.P.S.A.T.P.S., which stands for "International Association of Trailer Parks, Trailer Park Supervisors, and Assistant Trailer Park Supervisors". Mr. Lahey is overheard boasting this anagram to Barb.

Answer: Steve French

The mountain lion was addicted to dope from the field, and Bubbles manages to befriend it. Trevor also has an encounter with Steve French because the mountain lion ate Mr. Lahey's viagra-burgers and Trevor was wearing a leopard print shirt.

Answer: Strikes a guitar chord

George Green got angry at Bubbles after he yelled obscenities into the police radio. George said "One more word, Bubbles, you're going to the drunk tank". Bubbles then struck a guitar chord in sheer contempt, and wound up being arrested.

Answer: Installing illegal satellite dishes

In the intro to the second episode, Ricky is shown on the roof of Julian's trailer hooking up satellite dishes for residents of the park. A van from the satellite company is parked out front and both parties are yelling obscenities back and forth. When Ricky rips a dish off the roof of the trailer and throws it through the windshield of the van, a resident of the park can be overheard saying "I pay ten dollars a month for satellite, Ricky!" That voice belongs to director Mike Clattenburg.

Answer: Swish

Julian stole the barrel of swish from Mr. Lahey's campsite and put it in the trunk of the car. Swish is disgusting homemade liquor. Bubbles has to pour white rum in Julian's mouth to counter the effects of the swish.

Answer: Rub 'n' Tug

Bubbles has an idea to fill the trailer with used (stolen) furniture and sell it. Julian says "We're gonna fill the trailers with furniture, alright, and we're gonna rent them by the hour." The little scene with Bubbles and Ricky talking about how greasy the scheme is quite funny.

Answer: Cyrus

Cyrus turns out to be "managing" the girls in the Rub 'n' Tug, and showed up for his cut of the cash. Ricky spray painted some phrases on Cyrus' Corvette, and Randy winds up beating the crap out of Cyrus.

Answer: Conky

In probably the funniest episode of the season, Bubbles is presented with his old childhood doll that seems to possess him. Julian shoots the doll in the face with a handgun, then because Ricky is terrified of Conky's evil, they end up throwing the doll back in the swamp. Yet another old character, Sam Losco the veterinarian, makes an appearance in this episode.

Answer: Under the trailer

The boys figure they might as well hide the lion under J-Roc's trailer with his old porn stash, but they are shocked to find that J-Roc has been hiding under the trailer for the last month. Turns out that J-Roc was only sentenced to community service for insulting the cop, but wants his fans to think he's in jail, to promote a tough image for his rap albums.

Answer: False

Mr. Lahey broke up with Randy because he wanted to get back with Barb for professional gains. Barb tells Mr. Lahey that she doesn't want to marry him, and that him and Randy are both fired. Lahey loses it big time in this episode.

Answer: The Lone Ranger and Tonto

Mr. Lahey was dressed as The Lone Ranger, and Randy was dressed as Tonto. They were dancing to some sort of disco music in the tent trailer, all while Barb was watching.

Answer: Causes an explosion

Lahey got two cylinders of propane from Julian and pumped it into the Supervisor's trailer, where Barb and Ricky were talking. In the end of the episode, Bubbles says "look at the size of that firefly!", but it turns out to be Lahey running toward the trailer with a torch. The next scene shows the Supervisor's trailer engulfed in an explosion. To Be Continued...

Answer: The police have found the other fields

Bubbles and Julian overhear on the radio that the police have found and destroyed two huge fields full of dope plants. The boys have to harvest the big one immediately, before the police find it.

Answer: Propane truck

Bubbles has his truck drving license, so the boys borrow the biggest a large propane truck. Trouble is, it's full so they have to sell off the propane first. They ended up getting into an accident with the propane truck, and had to call a FedEx truck. The FedEx logo is blurred on camera, but can be easily distinguished.

Answer: Rita MacNeil

The boys hijack Rita MacNeil's tour bus and force her and her band to help them harvest the dope. They start singing "A Workin' Man I Am", which is an old song written in tribute to hard rock miners, after the big Halifax coal mine explosion.

Answer: He was in the hot tub

Ricky exclaims that the hot tub saved him. He was in the tub waiting for Barb, when she went outside to investigate the propane smell.

Answer: Ricky

The sharpshooter is trying to shoot the gun out of Lahey's hand, and accidentally shoots Ricky in the leg. Lahey had two guns, so shooting one out of his hand wouldn't have made any difference, really.

Answer: Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles

Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles all wind up going to jail in this episode. Bubbles is particularly thrilled that he got to bring one of his cats. Lahey winds up going to the sanatorium, and Randy is his caretaker there. Cory and Trevor made the dope delivery on time, and used the money to buy the trailer park.

They are now the self made kingpins of the park, so it will be very interesting to see what the fifth season holds in store. Incidentally, the cat that Bubbles is holding in his cell, is Mike Smith's (the guy who plays Bubbles) real cat.

This is explained in the Season 1 and 2 DVD set.