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Which Scrub Said That? Trivia Quiz

This is quiz about some of the quotes that have come from the hit NBC show "Scrubs". I will give you a quote and you must name which character said it.

A multiple-choice quiz by joemc37. Estimated time: 3 mins.

Author
joemc37

Time
3 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
250,528

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
10

Difficulty
Easy

Avg Score
8 / 10

Plays
11566

Awards
Top 10% Quiz

Last 3 plays: Guest 109 (10/10), Guest 167 (0/10), Guest 195 (8/10).

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Question 1 of 10

1. "If I find a penny in there, I'm taking you down." Hint

Janitor

Turk

J.D.

Dr. Kelso

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Question 2 of 10

2. "Aww, be nice to Rowdy. The guy we bought him from used to keep him in a box full of old hats."
Hint

Turk

J.D.

Carla

Elliot

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Question 3 of 10

3. "Yeah... I miss it so much it hurts sometimes."
Hint

Turk

Janitor

J.D.

Dr. Cox

4. "Pumpkin, that's modern medicine. Advances that keep people alive that should have died along time ago, back when they lost what made them people. Now your job is to stay sane enough so that when someone does come in that you actually can help, you're not so brain dead that you can't function-for the love of God, what?"
Hint

Dr. Kelso

Dr. Cox

Elliot

Molly

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Question 5 of 10

5. "40 million son! Do you know how many patients I ignored to get that high score? People died!" Hint

Colonel Doctor

Dr. Walter Mickhead

Dr. Jan Itor

Dr. Bob Kelso

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Question 6 of 10

6. "Dr. Cox, does this shade of red make me look like a clown?" Hint

Carla

Elliot

Laverne

Jordan

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Question 7 of 10

7. "You better watch it Bambi. You don't want a hundred pound white girl mad at you. You'll flinch everytime you hear a Range Rover." Hint

Laverne

Carla

Jordan

Danni

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Question 8 of 10

8. "Did you hear the lottery's up to $100,000,000? If I win, it's going to be separate beds for me and my mom!" Hint

The Todd

Dr. Wen

Keith Dudemeister

Ted

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Question 9 of 10

9. "Oh Ms. Pac-Man, I would sex that bow right off your head." Hint

J.D.

The Todd

Turk

The Janitor

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Question 10 of 10

10. This question is about a song lyric that was sung by two members of the show. "Our guy love, that's all it is. Guy love, he's mine, I'm his. There's nothing gay about it in our eyes. You ask me about this thing we share, and he tenderly replies. It's guy love between two guys." Hint

Turk and the Todd

J.D. and Turk

J.D. and Dr. Cox

The Janitor and Ted

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. "If I find a penny in there, I'm taking you down."

Answer: Janitor

This quote was from the pilot episode titled "My First Day". This particular quote happens while J.D. is waiting outside the door while the Janitor is trying to fix it. J.D. attempts to make small talk, but fails and thus the rivalry begins.

2. "Aww, be nice to Rowdy. The guy we bought him from used to keep him in a box full of old hats."

Answer: J.D.

This quote was from the episode titled "My Mentor". Rowdy is a stuffed Golden Retriever that was purchased by J.D. and Turk when they were in college. A running joke in the show has J.D. placing Rowdy in spots that catch people off guard.

3. "Yeah... I miss it so much it hurts sometimes."

Answer: Turk

This quote was from episode 3 "My Best Friend's Mistake". Earlier in the episode, J.D. tells Turk that he misses him so much it hurts sometimes. At the end of the episode they cannot find the bottle opener, so Turk mocks J.D. by saying this quote.

Answer: Dr. Cox

This is the first one of Dr. Cox's long rants which he has become known to do quite often on the show. This quote is from the pilot episode and is when the father-son relationship between Dr. Cox and J.D. first develops.

5. "40 million son! Do you know how many patients I ignored to get that high score? People died!"

Answer: Dr. Bob Kelso

This quote is about a "Ms. Pac-Man" high score that Dr. Kelso obtained a long time ago. Turk had cut the power cable to the machine because Dr. Kelso had decided to start parking his car on the basketball court.

6. "Dr. Cox, does this shade of red make me look like a clown?"

Answer: Elliot

In the episode titled "My Journey", Elliot and Sean are about to go on a date. Elliot turns to the last person you should ask an opinion of, Dr. Cox, to find out how she looks. Dr. Cox tells her that she looks like a call girl who caters exclusively to clowns.

7. "You better watch it Bambi. You don't want a hundred pound white girl mad at you. You'll flinch everytime you hear a Range Rover."

Answer: Carla

During a night full of drinking at a bar, J.D. feels a stabbing pain in his side and passes out. After being admitted to the hospital, Elliot gives him an exam and he tells everyone that she violated him. Carla gives him this little token to think about when telling people about how the examination went. This all takes place in the ninth episode titled "My Day Off".

8. "Did you hear the lottery's up to $100,000,000? If I win, it's going to be separate beds for me and my mom!"

Answer: Ted

This conversation is between Carla and Ted during the episode titled "My Big Bird". Carla tells Ted that he should spend the rest of the money on therapy. Ted is the lawyer of the hospital and has a personality that allows people to walk all over him. His is also a member of a band called "The Worthless Peons".

9. "Oh Ms. Pac-Man, I would sex that bow right off your head."

Answer: The Todd

The Todd is one of Turk's best friends at the hospital and works in the surgical department. Todd is known for his one liners and his sexual innuendos. This quote of course came while he was playing Ms. Pac-Man in the break room.

Answer: J.D. and Turk

The song "Guy Love" is from the episode "My Musical" in the 6th season. Over the seasons, "Scrubs" has shown the somewhat unusual relationship between best friends, J.D. and Turk. This song is the anthem of their relationship and conveys how they think that loving each other is not wrong, that in fact it is quite right.

Source: Author joemc37

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