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Words of Wisdom Death Match Trivia Quiz

"Dr. Phil's Words of Wisdom" is a popular part to Dave's show. Dave is also known for his wacky sayings. Can you tell Dave's quotes from Dr. Phil's? Remember this is merely and exhibition not a competition and for the love of God please no wagering.

A multiple-choice quiz by halfthumb. Estimated time: 9 mins.

Author
halfthumb

Time
9 mins

Type
Multiple Choice

Quiz #
136,042

Updated
Dec 03 21

# Qns
20

Difficulty
Average

Avg Score
12 / 20

Plays
755

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Question 1 of 20

1. "Anything worth doing is worth overdoing."

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Question 2 of 20

2. "I wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock."

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Question 3 of 20

3. "You say another word, I'm gonna fine you ten thousand dollars a word."

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Question 4 of 20

4. "In Hollywood, Oscar is king"

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Question 5 of 20

5. "Ninety percent of people are stupid."

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6. "The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong."

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Question 7 of 20

7. "You're just dumber than a rock."

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Question 8 of 20

8. "You know, they don't give these shows to chimps!"

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Question 9 of 20

9. "I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host."

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Question 10 of 20

10. "I would eat Cocoa Puffs if I got hungry enough."

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Question 11 of 20

11. "When I was like...4th, 5th, 6th, 7th grade, I raised pigeons."

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Question 12 of 20

12. "I'm a drunk pimp."

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Question 13 of 20

13. "I can't believe that she would have sex with you at all!"

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Question 14 of 20

14. "There is no off position on the genius switch."

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Question 15 of 20

15. "I think being a lesbian is a lifetime commitment."

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Question 16 of 20

16. "When I spit at my mother, bad things happen."

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Question 17 of 20

17. "I'm wondering if you got a hole in your head."

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Question 18 of 20

18. "Some people are born not to be happy people. I am one of them."

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Question 19 of 20

19. "You know what? I'm a big boy."

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Question 20 of 20

20. "If you're standing on a hot highway, you try to get off on the cool grass."

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Quiz Answer Key and Fun Facts

1. "Anything worth doing is worth overdoing."

Answer: Dave

Dave believes in this because he likes to repeat jokes a lot.

2. "I wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock."

Answer: Dave

One of Dave's most favorite sayings.

3. "You say another word, I'm gonna fine you ten thousand dollars a word."

Answer: Phil

I hope Phil is joking here.

4. "In Hollywood, Oscar is king"

Answer: Dave

Dave hosted the 'Oscars' in 1995. It had mixed reviews, but I thought he was great!

5. "Ninety percent of people are stupid."

Answer: Phil

Dr. Phil likes to make up fake statistics.

6. "The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong."

Answer: Dave

A good observation from Dave.

7. "You're just dumber than a rock."

Answer: Phil

Phil says things like this to his guests when they are just not getting that their behavior is wrong.

8. "You know, they don't give these shows to chimps!"

Answer: Dave

Dave is right, they don't give talk shows to chimps.

9. "I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host."

Answer: Dave

Dave explains his career choice.

10. "I would eat Cocoa Puffs if I got hungry enough."

Answer: Phil

I think everyone would eat Cocoa Puffs if they were hungry enough.

11. "When I was like...4th, 5th, 6th, 7th grade, I raised pigeons."

Answer: Phil

Dr. Phil gives us a look into his childhood. This is actually true. He has talked about his pigeons a few times before.

12. "I'm a drunk pimp."

Answer: Phil

Dr. Phil giving us a look into his personal life. No, this is obviously taken out of context.

13. "I can't believe that she would have sex with you at all!"

Answer: Phil

Dr. Phil is obviously not afraid to express his opinions.

14. "There is no off position on the genius switch."

Answer: Dave

Dave likes saying this one. He says it a lot.

15. "I think being a lesbian is a lifetime commitment."

Answer: Dave

Another thought from the brilliant mind of Dave Letterman.

16. "When I spit at my mother, bad things happen."

Answer: Phil

Dr. Phil is very good to point this out.

17. "I'm wondering if you got a hole in your head."

Answer: Phil

Dr. Phil obviously thinks out loud a lot. He is not afraid to speak his mind. Dave and Phil both share this quality.

18. "Some people are born not to be happy people. I am one of them."

Answer: Dave

A look at the darker side of Dave.

19. "You know what? I'm a big boy."

Answer: Phil

Yes, Dr. Phil is a very big boy.

20. "If you're standing on a hot highway, you try to get off on the cool grass."

Answer: Phil

Once again Phil gets straight to the point.

Source: Author halfthumb

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