You have a billion pairs of slippers in front your door when your family gets together We have a billion and we don't have anyone else over
Your house has residue from the salty ocean air. If you live next to the ocean
You eat portuguese sausage, eggs and rice for breakfast. If you have the time... or it's leftovers
You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there's a longshoreman strike.
You don't understand why anyone would buy less than a 20 lb bag of rice... lol
You would serve spam as a meat for dinner... Not really but ok...
You can taste the difference between teriyaki and kal-bi
You know why there are alphabets on trees on graduation day
You know what lei day is. First time I heard it
You know what the "stink eye" is; and how to give it. Learn how to give stink eye in 3 easy steps 1. get mad at someone 2. squint your eyes 3. . . . hmm guess there is no 3
You can correctly pronouce kalanianaole, kalakaua and aiea How to say kalanianaole: Kaw Lawn E awnA O Lei
You know what a "Huli Huli Chicken" is.
You can name 3 varieties of mangos. Ummm
You know the difference between being hapa and being hapai Hapa, half, use in sentence, She's one hapa haole. Hapai, pregnant, use in sentence (for real what one person would say) Ay! Try look how hapai she is!
You give directions using mauka and makai. Mauka, go up, Makai, go down
You know what it takes to get into kamehameha school. you gotta be hawaiian... and pass the test
You say, "Nori" not seaweed paper. You can say it "Nor eee" or "No deee" (you gotta kind of roll your tongue when you say that)
You say "Brah" not "Bro" "What brah? You like fight?"
You know why Sharks Cove is called Sharks Cove. Where is that?
Your jokes are about Portugese not Polish. It sounds like "Potogee" but it's basically like your blonde jokes (what's polish?) For example: How can you tell one potogee submarine from one regular submarine? Answer: look for the screen door, or "Have you heard about the potogee at the stop sign? He's still there!"
You know what Morgan's Corner is.... (and it still scares you!) If you google "Morgan's Corner" you find out what it is. Oooo *shivers* it's just so ewgh... Brrrr
You think 70 degrees is freezing cold lol I do complain about that a lot
You call it "saimin" not "Top Ramen" or Ramen, but it's like rawmen, actually for raw mein (mein being noodles) dry saimin is a favorite
The surf report is on your speed dial... Or you hear it even though it isn't
Rainbow Drive-Inn is a special date.
You know pineapples don't grow in trees. Of course not! They grow underground like carrots! =P
When you hear the words "fund raiser", you know it means Zippy's Chili
You have said "wat, owe you money?", "karang your alas", or "dakine" What the heck is "karang your alas"??? But da kine is used everywhere "Eh you know where da da kine is? You know I had put um ovader (that's also a roll your tongue) and now it's gone"
You call public transportation "da BUS" lol do you have cabs that say "The CAB?" we have em and lol it's funny, cause when we see them we go "hey there's "The Cab!" or "there's The Bus"
You go to Neiman Marcus "jus fo look"
The mainland people no can understand your language. Never had that problem... yet
You eat mango with shoyu, vinegar, and pepper like I said before
You like ume, daikon, and kim chee better than pickles. I dunno about kim chee but I like daikon (daikon is what comes in your bento (plate lunch) it's like a pickle but yellow ... ume is pink (fish)
You never understood why adding pineapple and ham to a pizza made it Hawaiian to the rest of the world lol that's good
You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker
You measure the water for the rice by the knuckle of your index finger wait wait wait... you mean people don't do it that way?
The condiments at the dinner table are shoyu, ketchup, chili peppah watah, kimchee, takuwan, Hawaiian salt and pickled onion yup yup yup yup yup yup and yup
You go to Maui and your luggage home includes potato chips, manju, cream puffs, guri-guri and fresh saimin from Sam Sato's Cream puffs!!!
A balanced meal has three starches: rice, macaroni and bread I'll survive just with rice
You call everyone older than you "Aunty" or "Uncle" even though they aren't related to you Respect, that's why... which is kind of akward for me cause my dad is haole and when I go to family reunions for him all my cousins are "Jill" or "Kevin" not aunty Jill, or uncle Kevin... oh and it's aunty (sounds like ant ee) not aunt (on t)
Your philosophy is "Bumbai" "Wat's bumbai mean?" "Bumbai I tell you" or "How come you let her do that?" "cause bumbai she go throw one fit" Bumbai= later, or migh happen
You are barefoot in most of you elementary school pictures. Or for most of your small kid days
Your only suit is a bathing suit.
You drive barefoot.
You feel guilt leaving a get-together without helping clean up. If you leave without helping clean up you don't have to take the extra food... but yea... it's feels bad without helping
The idea of taking something from a heiau is unthinkable. Or even moving something.... ooo *shivers*
You'd rather drag out the compressor and fill that leaking tire every single morning than have it fixed.
The only time you honk your horn is once a year during the safety check. lol so true... except for when you see somebody
You can live and let live with a smile in your heart.
Nobody is sure exactly where "north" is.
Your cousin is Japanese-Chinese-French-Filipino-Korean-Scottish-Portuguese-Hawaiian, plus some stuff too manini to mention holy smokes Scottish? and French? that's what you call mixed plate, or poi dog (manini=small like the fish)
You watch your favorite shows "on top the TV" along with putting stuff on top the table
The best cooks all use lots of mayonnaise
An approaching hurricane means only one thing.. surf's up, brah!
"You like beef" has nothing to do with what's for dinner or scrap.... beef a.k.a. fight
Beans are the perfect condiment for ice cream they're called something... starts with a m or p.... arggh!!! I know what it is! It's right there!!!! (azuki lol)
When you eat spam and rice, or musubi (rice with spam inside wrapped with nori (remember to roll the tongue) for a snack
You sing halala ukulele momma kiss the babe peanut butter jelly when someone gets in trouble (origionally from ( i think) hana okole (sore butt)
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Hawaii.