What do people see when I stand at my front door?
One befuddled, scraggly-bearded guy in his jammies.
When was the last time I got hungry?
About one hour after I ate some deep fried wonton noodles.
What's my favourite serial killer?
No question, Reginald Christie.
Why don't most women look like Pamela Anderson?
Maybe it's because there's not enough of a supply of silicone to go around.
Where's the best place to find a sleeping stranger?
Most likely on a stone bench beneath a stone statue of a historical hero.
The earliest secret kept from grownups?
That the boogie man is alive and well and resides under my bed.
Favourite ABBA song?
Anything that Anni-Frid sings is fine by me.
Anything learnt from kindergarten?
Always wear clean underwear!
Most despised food?
Sushi. Call it whatever, it's still raw fish to me. I prefer my fish cooked with a ton of sauce to kill the raw smell.
Why did Noah not take the dinosaurs on board the Ark?
At the time, there was a Terror-nosaurus Rex alert in place, plus the cargo hold was seriously over-booked.
