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October 8, 2009

To My Blog Friends

To all my blog friends,

I haven't written for a while, so many things have been happening.

1. I finally left my husband.
2. I'm taking early retirement from work.
3. I'm moving.
4. I've met someone new who is very special to me and has made me feel alive again.

That's all for now folks,

:-))


Waves

The rippling waves of time and tide

Travel onwards by my side.

Sometimes the wind blows like a force

That veers the foaming waves off course.

 

The peaks are like the greatest thrill

That can be felt in life, until

I tumble off the soaring crest

Into the trough to face the test.

 

Down in the depths lies my despair,

Like being in a dragon's lair.

Where hope of happiness flees away

To be be replaced by a black day.

 

In time the storm always subsides,

Just like the ebbing of the tides.

The sun comes out and starts to shine

And now I'm feeling really fine.

10 Things about me.

10 random things that describe the inner me.

1. I cry often, not just for myself but for my friends. If they are upset then I am upset.

2. I believe that every living thing has a right to be here, someone asked me if this included cockroaches and rats, the answer is 'yes'.

3. I am grateful for what I have - health, warmth, food and shelter. Everthing else is a bonus.

4. I was put here to look after all the animals that come my way. I don't own any of them, they own me.

5. I will buy food for the animals before buying food for myself.

6. When I make a promise I try to keep it.

7. Friends are very important to me, I don't have lot's and lot's, just a handful of very special people. Friendship should be a commitment and should not be taken lightly.

8. I am competitive and like to do well in everything I try.

9. I have no fear of dying because I believe it is just a step towards another kind of existence. I have my own proof of this though personal experiences.

10. I am a perfectionist in many ways but only where it applies to myself.

Jane's Bucket List

This is my Bucket List

() Gone on a blind date

(X) Skipped school
(X) Watched someone die
() Been to Canada
() Been to Mexico
() Been to Florida
() Been to Hawaii
(X) Been on a plane (and flown one!)
() Been in a helicopter
(X) Been lost
() Gone to Washington, DC
() Swam in the ocean
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
() Played cops and robbers
() Recently colored with crayons
() Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid for a meal with coins only
() Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't.
() Made prank phone calls
() Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose & elsewhere
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
() Danced in the rain-naked
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sunrise with someone
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Gone ice-skating
(x) Gone to the movies
() Been deep sea fishing
() Driven across the United States
() Been in a hot air balloon
() Been sky diving
() Gone snowmobiling
() Lived in more than one country -
() Lay down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets
(X) Seen a falling star and made a wish
() Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser
() Seen the Statue of Liberty
() Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle
() Been on a cruise
() Cast a spell
(X) Traveled by train
(X) Traveled by motorcycle(I used to have my own!)
(X) Been horse back riding
() Ridden on a San Francisco CABLE CAR (No, but I have ridden one up Snowdonia)
() Been to Disneyland
() Been to Disney World
() Truly believe in the power of prayer
() Been in a rain forest
() Seen whales in the ocean
() Been to Niagara Falls
() Ridden on an elephant
() Swam with dolphins
() Been to the Olympics
() Walked on the Great Wall of China
() Saw and heard a glacier calf
() Been spinnaker flying
() Been water-skiing
() Been snow-skiing
(X) Been to Westminster Abbey
() Been to the Louvre
(X) Swam in the Mediterranean
() Been to a Major League Baseball game
() Been to a National Football League game (CFL)
() Been to a cricket Test match

My animals now with pictures

I've joined the modern world and bought a digital camera. Now I can show you all my animals.

First there are the dogs Arnold Angel
Alfie and Andrew .
Next are the ponies Herbie and Lippy .
These are the goats Mary and Harry .

I hope you enjoyed seeing my animals.

Jane

You have 2 Cows

Economic Models Explained With Cows - 2008 update

SOCIALISM

You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM

You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM

You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated
general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island
Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven
cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows,
with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States,
leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then
buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty
times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION

Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of Democracy....

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION

You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

Ducky's A-Z

Here is my personal A-Z, I hope it helps you to know me a little better.

 

A - Animals - I have lots of them, please read about them elsewhere in this blog.

B - Ballet Dancing - I used to do this, I once had an audition for the Royal Ballet School

C - Classical Music - My favourite genre of music, especially Chopin.

D - Drinking - Tea (Twinnings), beer (Boddington's), white wine, NOT spirits, Tizer.

E - Eating - Not too spicy. Mostly good plain cooking like Roast Beef and Yorkshire puddings, chinese food and donna kebabs.

F - Flying - I'm very slowly learning to fly, it's too expensive to do any quicker.

G - Good Friends - I've made many new friends since joining FT.

H - Health - Very good, I think I'm pretty fit for my age.

I - 'Imagine' - by John Lennon - my favourite song ever.

J - Jane - hi, that's me.

K - Kids - no - animals are my family.

L - Lancashire - my home county, and proud of it.

M - Motorcycles - I used to have my own, my favourite was a CB400F1 Honda 4 (blue).

N - Numbers - they fascinate me, maths was my favourite subject at school.

O - Origami - It's incredible what you can do with one piece of paper.

P - Pharmacy Technician - that's my proffesion.

Q - Quizzes - I have written 4 so far, please try them.

R - Religion - Christian with Buddist tendancies.

S - Siblings - One elder brother and one younger sister.

T - TV - I'm not a big fan but I do like programmes about the forces of nature, Strictly Come Dancing and Star Trek.

U - Universal - What I really like about FT is its lack of borders. It doesn't matter where you come from or who you are - everybody is equal.

V - Values - I belive everybody has a right to their own opinions and beliefs, but please respect mine at the same time. Love for your fellow man should be unconditional.

W - Work - I've worked for the National Health Service all my working life (over 30 years so far).

X - Xtremes(sorry about the spelling) of the Earth. I would love to visit everywhere on earth, especially the polar regions.

Y - Year of birth - not for public release, but definately last century.

Z - Zodiac sign - I'm a Leo.

The Adventures of Ducky

Once upon a time there was a little duck called Ducky. She lived at the third pond down Leafy Lane in Sleepy Hollow. For a long time she thought Sleepy Hollow was the whole wide world until, one day, broadband arrived in Leafy Lane. Ducky was always eager to try out new things like flying, swimming and egg counting, so she signed on the dotted line and became connected to the World Wide Web (which she still didn't realise extended any further than Sleepy Hollow).

 

She settled on her cosy nest and started surfing......

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLiaG2kZW6Q

 

She found that very exciting, but still didn't understand what all the fuss was about.

 

So she got dressed up in her best flying gear and headed for her little aeroplane to go and find out what the wide world really was.

NHS 60th Birthday Celebrations.

This year is the 60th Anniversary of the National Health Service in the Uk. Various events are taking place to celebrate this event. I have worked for the NHS since I left school in 1975. Our local hospitals Trust arranged a long-service awards dinner and presentation and I was fortunate enough to be invited along with about 250 others.

The dinner was last night and we all had a very good time. There was good food, a Bucks Fizz reception and we all received our awards.

my animals

This is my first blog and it will be about all my animal friends.

When I was a child we didn't have pets because my dad always said we lived to near to a busy road. When I was about 9 I started going to a local pony riding school with my sister. There I first met dogs close up and horses and ponies.

I seemed to be able to communicate with the animals somehow. The stable dogs would follow me about and I could ride any of the ponies without fear. I always thought this was perfectly normal and never thought much about it until much later in life.

I stayed around horses until I was a teenager but then other things took over my life.

 

It wasn't until I met my husband 26 years ago that I had any contact with animals again. When I first met my husband I went to his house and he had a dog called Tip. I immediately became great friends with Tip, then gradually over the next few years we acquired more dogs - Blue (a friend for Tip), then Snozzer (a deaf child of Tip and Blue), then Annie, Sally, Alice, Albert, Arnold, Alice, Andrew, Holly, Raymond, Angel and finally Alf (child of Raymond and Holly).

 

All these dogs except for Snozzer and Alf were either rescued dogs or other peoples unwanted dogs.

 

For each and every dog I tried to make a connection and I do this by imagining I am them and trying to think how they think - what worries them, what do they like, what needs do they have - this is all related to the dog not the human. I do not look at myself as these dogs owner but merely the person responsible for their welfare. They come before everything else, they do not have a voice of their own in this human dominated world. I am responsible for the roof over their heads, the food in their dishes, their warmth, comfort and love.

 

The ponies came next - Lippy and Herbie.

I had a large pay rise at work so we decided to buy a pony to pull a cart. We chose Lippy - I picked her because she was the one who most looked like she needed a good home. At this time we didn't have anywhere to keep her so she stayed at the place where we bought her from. Shortly after, my husband's mother died and we were left with some spare money and some property. With the money we bought Herbie - he was only a baby and needed mothering -  a role that Lippy took on. We found somewhere near home to stable them.

That was 20 years ago and both of them are still in good health. I use the same method with the ponies as I do with the dogs. I get into their shoes and try to think like them. Lippy is very intelligent and only needs to be shown how to do something once. Herbie is not so clever and lacks self confidence so you have to be confident for him. My husband taught him how to pull a cart but he couldnt figure out how to turn round so my husband had to literally pick up his feet one after the other and show him how to do it. Lippy worked this manouevre out for herself.

 

After a few years the stables where we keep Herbie and Lippy came up for sale so we sold the property we had been left by my husband's mother and bought he stables. Now we had room to expand.

 

Our next inmate was a 9 week old English Alpine goat called Thomas. This was my first ever contact with goats so it was all learning. I thought I will be a playmate for Thomas because he was only a baby when we got him. That was great for the first 6 months or so . I would play with him in the stable yard and take him for walks up and down the lanes near the stables. Everybody stops to chat when your 'dog' has horns.

 

Then the terror called foot and mouth disease hit the UK. I was frightened for Thomas because DEFRA were slaughtering pet goats.  Fortunately I had got Thomas just before compulsory reistration came into force so DEFRA did not know of his existance, but for 6 months I had to confine him to a stable round the back of the yard and only let him out in the padock at the back. I dared not let anybody near him incase they were carrying foot and mouth. Poor Thomas missed his walks and meeting people.

 

Fortunately he survived without catching that terrible disease but we had lost 6 months of growing up time with him. He did live to be about 7 years old and is now buried in the paddock at the back next to his sister Jo who was owned by some people who kept their horses with us. When they left Jo stayed but she didn't live very long because she had been a companion goat for a horse and I think she just missed the horse so much that she eventually died.

 

I now have 2 more Pigmy goats called Mary and Harry. They were my birthday present the year before last from my husband. I went to the farm to pick them out. They are about 2 years old now and are a lovely friendly pair of goats. I take them for walks down the lane and most of the time they wander round the stable yard getting into everything. I even take them to my friends house who lives at the end of the lane. Their favourite food is crisps, so if I want to get them into their stable all I have to do is stand in the stable and rustle a crisp bag. They very soon come running.

 

 

I also have hens - a mixed bunch that seem to keep changing. Yesterday I arrived at the stables to find a new hen there that someone must have left for me. I seem to be known around the area for adopting unwanted hens.

I don't have many hens at the moment because we have a fox problem. I have no objection to foxes - they have as much right to be here as I have, but I am not going to provide them with an easy meal.

 

Every year about 3 or 4 pairs of swallows come to nest in the stables and the barn. Herbies stable seems to be favourite. I am eagerley waiting the new arrivals this year. There don't seem to be as many as usual - could it be something to do with climate change?

 

The young swallows flew the nest last weekend. I had totake Herbie out of his stable for a couple of days so they could have flying practice.

The was a fox sunbathing on a stable roof yesterday, I definately won't be getting any more hens at the moment.

Two new ponies have arrived (not mine), they are Benny and Duchess. Benny's young owner ,Olivia , has taken a liking to Alfie one of the stable dogs and she has started taking him for long walks around the lanes near the stables. Alfie is nearly as big as Olivia but he is a gentle giant and loves playing with her.

 

11th November 2008

 

We have some new residents. Firstly there is Thunder, a shetland pony colt, he's only a year and a half old and he follows you round the yard like a dog. When he first arrived he wasn't used to people and would bite you if he could. He didn't like being handled much but we give him lots of attention and now he's really good.

 

We have also acquired four ducks of various breeds. One of them is an Indian Runner. They are a bit timid still but given time I am sure they will get used to people. They live next door to the goats and Harry especially is fasinated by them.

 

I had five new hens, Welsomers, but a fox got two of them. The local fox population is increasing and while I believe every animal has a right to be here, I do wish they would leave my hens alone.

 

There is a cat who keeps visiting the yard, I think it may move in. My dogs won't bother it and it is welcome to stay.