1.  I learnt to drive when I was 4 years old - but couldn't afford a car until I was six.

2.  I painted my house completely in bright pink (inside and out).

3.  I am fluent in six languages - including dog.

4.  I cannot read or write.

5.  My back is hairier than my head.

6.  I have 28 toes which means I need to have my shoes custom made.

7.  I vacation annually on the moon - it has superb spa facilities.

8.  I am highly allergic to crisps - I just have to look at a bag of crisps and my elbows fall off!

9.  I can walk quicker on my hands than on my feet.

10. I've never seen a real gun in real life.

11. I can read peoples minds.

12. I once sneezed up a lung - but my husband doctor managed to relocate it back to the correct position.

13. I'm tall, blonde and very very skinny.

14. I can lick my own elbow.

15. I'm 24 years old and a great grandmother.

16. I don't believe in god.

17. I swam the English Channel twice - naked.

18. I was born in Japan.

19. I keep pet Hummingbirds.

20. I have a tattoo of a microphone on my nose.

21. I appeared in the film 'The Hudsucker Proxy' as a paperclip.

22. My middle name is Peter.

23. I spend ever christmas with the cast of 'Fame'.

24. Yesterday I was a Polar Bear.

25. I inherited luminescence from my mother.

Oops two things are true and twenty three things are false.

Dyl tried archery for the first time - had fun and got a bullseye.

And a new 'Starbucks' has opened - a necessity after a 9:30 am Badminton match.

Back to normal life tomorrow.

Starting with a school trip with Year 1.  Had a sneaky listen to Jonathan Ross's Pod-cast on the coach journey to Hartlebury Castle and half a sandwich which I expertly ate without any of the kids seeing me.  (Reminded me of eating in class - oooh so many years ago!).  

While at Hartlebury the kids were shown life in Victorian Times - the girls all became Chambermaids and the boys were Bootboys.  They cleaned carpets using tea leaves and washed clothes using a washboard and dolly.

The sneaky pod-cast on the way home was Stephen Fry's.

Collected Dyl and entered the house to find a Wiifit placed nicely in front of the telly.  With coats barely off Dyl had whipped off his shoes and socks and balanced precariously on the Wii thingy.  His Wii fit age was 19 - ten years more than his real age!  Harri came home and took over - she managed to age 15 years in the Wii world.  Eventually I managed to shoo them away long enough to have a go and joy of joys the mighty Wii considers me to be 6 - let's say it again - 6 years younger than my actual age.  The virtual world treats me well. 

The best part was the praise given by the lovely lady trainer - why can't real life be as nice as the virtual world?

And now it is ten o'clock and the kids are in bed and the wine and crisps are ready to be consumed - life is good.