Downscope's Questions
Ok, here goes..
What material possession would you hate to lose?
My dad gave me his 1969 Camaro on my 27th birthday. If I were ever to lose that, I can think of two other very important material possessions he'd take from me....without anasthetic.
Have you ever had a brush with the law?
Well, if 'brush' means something minor, then one of those warehouse push brooms would better describe it. I never stole from people or hurt anybody that didn't deserve it but I did other stuff.
If you could ask President Bush one question, what would it be?
Remind me and the 13 billion or so in our studio audience again, Sir, if you'd be so kind..Iraq invasion reason?
What is the one thing you fear about getting old?
Am I not there yet? Ok, well, nothing new here..afraid of being alone at the end.
In your life thus far, what do you feel is your greatest accomplishment?
Dude, I made a kid! Her name is Amber and she loves her dad. And her dad loves her. Accomplishment part II was me getting my sh*t together well enough for her to come and live with me which just happened this month! (the coming to live with me part just happened this month..I got my sh*t together in like, April or something)
What's the one thing you did in high school that you still regret?
Doing my own laundry. Elaboration to follow shortly.
Which celebrity does the majority of the world find attractive yet you can't figure out why?
Tom Cruise was a great answer. Uni-brow! Also, Glenn Close. I don't know if the majority of the world finds her attractive or not but her name fits her look if you catch my drift.
Have you ever been caught in an embarassing situation?
Ah Downs... Buddy.... you had to ask. Allow me to paint a picture...10th grade, Spanish class first period, half of the desks in the class face the other half. Keith (that's me) sees Patrick laughing about something from across the room. Patrick isn't just laughing, Patrick is turning red and falling out of his seat. Patrick is laughing so hard he cannot speak but he seems to be directing his laughter at Keith. Keith does not understand and becomes very uneasy. Lo and behold...someone's BVDs are on the floor in front of Keith's desk. Upon recovering from his hysteria, Patrick informs the class that said BVDs fell from Keith's pant leg! Now it's Keith's turn to turn red. Keith denies ownership of the underpants but it's not looking good. Keith understands that there is no other logical explanation and now wants to die. Teacher dismisses all females, including herself, from the room so that the owner of the underpants (still left undetermined due to Keith's vehement denials) can dispose of them. Keith finally relents and picks up the underwear with his number 2 pencil and flings them into the trash can. Keith forever hates static cling and always checks his jeans for unwanted "cling-ons".
What was your favorite episode of Saved By The Bell?
The one when Elizabeth Berkeley got naked. Oh wait, that was Showgirls.